So how does the fed fix this?

>minus 2%
>after a 40% run
How will Drumpf recover?

Simpsons literally predicted this
stocks are going to crash big time and Trump will get assassinated.

And hillary and obama and dems.

There's nothing to be fixed here. Interest rates are rising because the economy is heating up. Stocks are overheated, and with the rising rates will cool down.

All is good.

> 40% run
You mean 29% run lol? Drumpfters are so frucking desperate they have to lie about the numbers. two can play at that game since 2009 stocks had an over 250% run during Obama enjoy owning the coming crash and the recession Drumpftards

>Interest rates can't fall much lower.
Why not? Once you leave all sense behind and cross below zero into magic wonderland then you can go all the way to negative infinity.

War

ALL THOSE DRUMPF KEKS AND BOOMERS WHO TOOK OUT LOANS TO BUY THE DRUMPF ECONOMY LMAO YUUUUGE LOSSES RIGHT NOW

He'll blame Obama for "inheriting the worst condition the country has ever been in by any president, ever, believe me." And his supporters will believe him lel

You seem emotionally invested in these numbers. It's something wrong?

This is why Trump himself will do something very soon that makes impeachment inevitable. He wants it. That way he can blame the market crash on the dems. "IT CRASHED BECAUSE THEY KICKED ME OUT, LETS KILL THEM"
Then he will make a great comeback and declare himself God Emperor of planet earth.

I have money in stocks but 80% of it's in cash which I'm waiting to deploy after the bubble pops

Well no. They’re also autistic morons that would be fine with a recession every year.

We’ve been due for a crash for a while now, tech is so automatically overvalued.

it keeps falling

however the problem with cash tho is that even the value of fucking cash gets BTFO under the Drumpf presidency lol

Nothing worse than anti-Trump faggots on Veeky Forums desu.
>muh Hillary
>muh Bernie
>muh Ancap
literally shitting on a guy who just lowered the corporate income tax in half and lowered your marginal tax rates which preserves more gains on a short-term hold

ALL THESE DRUMPF KEKS TOOK OUT LOANS AND ARE FUCKING SEETHING RIGHT NOW THEY WILL GO BROKE AND VOTE BERNIE SANDERS NEXT ELECTION AND IMPLEMENT SOCIALISM WITH DILDOS AND GAY VR PORN

do it

let's not pretend that the fucking corporate tax rate wouldn't have been lowered under any republican president. Spray tan had nothing to do with it it was Gary Cohn Paul Ryan and the republican congress it also inflated the stock bubble and there are no expectations priced in now excpet for retardation from Drumpf and a trade war with China

Austrian here

We were obviously right, if you aren't an austrian get off this board immediately

QE
dummy

...

A FUCKING SEA OF RED

Trump catching a bullet would be more dangerous for america than merely getting impeached or lame ducking 4 years

Make it STOP

THE DOW IS FUCKING DOWN OVER 1000 POINTS

1300 now

sauce on this qt?

1500 IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

rip humpty drumpfty

ACTIVATE IT

>was waiting for 6500 before buying
>it got to 6600 and then skyrocketed to 7000

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>autistic austrian

Can’t even post fast enough.

" they are panicking"

" dump it more"

They already have the solution, they let Trump win. Why do you think they let that happen? Last week he took credit for the stock market going up, now he's going to get the blame for it going down. Exactly as planned.

VIX SHORTS HAVE BEEN FUCKING EVISCERATED THEY ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD NOW AND ARE FORCED TO SELL THEIR BODIES FOR SEX WITH OLD MEN FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES

holy shit
these money inversions
like explosive diarrhea

It's already recovering. The anti Trump autists are going to hide back in their caves now.

>SELL THEIR BODIES FOR SEX WITH OLD MEN FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES
Jesus user, the superbowl Ads are already in the past, calm down!

Just gonna leave this here.

Hedge funds lost for two reasons. Either they didn’t know what they were doing, or their normie clients couldn’t handle anything but green.

Rothschilds, on the other hand, don’t have to worry about pleasing anybody but themselves. So they can follow trends as they please and make money on rallies and dips. It wasn’t just Rothschilds that made money at that time.

it's about time, they have had it too easy

and just like that your hedge fund blew up

" THE VIX HAS MADE YUUUUGE GAINS UNDER MY ADMINISTRATION THE LAST TIME THE VIX SPIKED SO HARD WAS DURING THE 2009 FINANCIAL CRASH"

This
Jews are doing a controlled demolition of global economies to usher in their own global centralized currency

i remember at the time all funds were all doing the same trend folowing crap lol

And mexicans, europe and china.

>people blame president just like the people put their sins on the dictator

correct, ripple

Not all of them, just the ones that came out ahead.

spray tan took ownership of the stock bubble didn't he? He could have shut the fuck up about it but no. He will own the crash too.

Who/what is that one going up?

My prediction is someone in the next couple days is going to own this crash for their trading software for fucking up. It's happened before

Doubt anyone but America will accept him as God emperor though. But he can larp in the white house if he want to.

That's volatility going up. An indicator how risky taking risk is right now.

Fuck it all off and start again. Hence, crypto.

And furthermore, it's at an historic level now. Not even '08 it was that high, when banks got btfo

it's pretty clearly from poor earnings by many large companies, including alphabet and chevron.

>Not even '08 it was that high
It was in the 50s in 08, only got to 35ish today

no it's not the fucking earnings Google had ok earnings it just missed the analyst EPS but revenues increased a lot compared to the previous year Amazon Boeing UTX GD NFLX CAT AME DHR WDC and a bunch of other major and mid tier tech and industrials had great earnings it's the end of the business cycle shit's gonna correct hard now

Yeah. Firm programs bot to trade at a set value to avoid excessive risk from volatility. When multiple firms have bots doing the same thing, market can crash suddenly (and paradoxically increase volatility and dip the market against everyone's wishes)

My bad, i misread, it was over the historical average, not historical all time high

post pics of sad traders

>So how does the fed fix this?
It's not going to fix anything. This is the time when Fed wipes everything and starts the cycle anew. Just like in the 30s-40s.

Can interest rates go negative?

Fox is absolute trash hahahahaha

Are you joking or is this seriously the caliber of individual that I'm posting alongside with

The fuck are doing guys hating on Daddy, this place is becoming the next 9gag. A liberal braindead shithole.

Yes, but it's illegal and banned by the Geneva Conventions.

I-I'm s-sorry, user. I just looked it up myself apparently they can. I don't have much experience with this sort of thing, please no bully.

i keked hard

how can he do that while also inheriting the low unemployment numbers he brags about all the time?

THANKS HILLARY

japan has negative interest rates

>Best performers are red

BUMP

Yes, they can.
>t. confident brainlet

Honestly you guys are making a big deal out of nothing, in fact this could be beneficial if it continues.

>the fundamentals of the economy are STRONG

He gave himself credit when it was going up.

It's down a couple of % from all time highs much needed pullback

>It's down a couple of % from all time highs much needed pullback

i never realized how you faggots talk about the stock market just like BTC

>oh this is good sign

I COME FROM THE YEAR 2052. GOLD AND SILVER ANONS. FINAL WARNING BEFORE RED TUESDAY.

>GE is a "best performer"
Hmmm

It's not "good," just not abnormal. If it does this for the next week straight, we're in trouble.

People only understand a market that only goes up. A downturn is an opportunity and actually healthy for the economy, even if it continues for a few weeks.

Europe already started those experiments a few years back. In Netherlands i believe if you take out a mortgage, the bank pays you money. It's fucking ridiculous. It completely punishes savers. Yellen also mentioned about negative interest rates over the past few years.

If you go look at the graphs, this is the sharpest downturn in years, bigger than 2008. Right after we've been going obscenely parabolic for a year. Can this even end well?

They took the money out to bring btc to 1 million

Punishing savers is the primary goal of central banks. Force conditions that make you lose money if you're not growing it, like a financial treadmill that will throw you off the end if you stop moving.

you mean like how Obama and the rest of the democrats blamed all of their woes on Bush?