Kek

We thought we were having a bad day.

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>BUY STOCKS, GOY! CRYPTO IS TOO VOLATILE!
Press S to spit on (((their))) graves.

uhm sweetie the dow isnt a stock

tits or gtfo

I'm kinda spooked bros, watching live updates of this and it reads like the apocalypse

still nothing compared to 2008

>bought $100k of index funds last week
FUCKING LOL

Oh well, I've got another $60k cash waiting for the knife to stop dropping

that's like 4%, lel

yeah STILL but the DOW lost 6% in a few hours. And after 2008 all these economists saying "we think this is normal" bla bla I just remember them saying the same thing 10 years ago. I trust them less than witch doctors

That’s 6 months worth of gains for stockfags

You guys remembered to buy the dip, right?

lol

lolololololololololo

you're 100% right about economists but this isn't the same kind of adjustment that we had in 2008

oy vey!

we crypto now?

uhm sweetie, I don't think you understand what the DOW is

HOLY FUCK.
DRUDGE SIREN.
>DRUDGE SIREN
>DRUDGE SIREN
>DRUDGE SIREN
>DRUDGE SIREN
>DRUDGE SIREN

>5 min candles

Coiners are so fucking pathetic their market cap drops 75% in a few weeks and try to make the guy who lost 4% look like the loser

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hedge funds panicking over interest rates are deleveraging.

lol? this is literally the worst crash in 2 years, the DOW going down by this much literally causes wars.

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

looks better now, just 850 down

is this a dead cat or is it going back up?

>"crypto is a bubble tehee"
Stock fags BTFO

here is 5min for your pleasure. Above was 4 hours

>entire crypto market cap is down >60% over the past month
>DOW is down

One market is volatile, the other generally is not. The dow going down 10% over the past two sessions means that it'll have to rise by 20% to make back its losses. 20% is considered to be an exceptionally good year. meanwhile, crypto routinely up that much in a day. Fucking get educated.

the average
plenty of stocks are doing well

Have any banks declared bankruptcy?

fuck kike boomers.

kek

4% in stocks is pretty bad m8, 75% in crypto is a dip, crypto will recover in less than a month, stock market takes a lot longer.

NAK IS MOONING LATER FAGS!!!!

>tfw that wall street guy who posted here warned us of this today

Veeky Forums is already right

Nice damage control.

Would it even matter?

Stocks are volatile, you're just comparing it to your retarded clownworld currency which fluctuates by half its value every day

That huge fluctuation is how we make money.
>buy the lows
>sell the highs
>get 30% gains
>repeat
>???
>PROFIT

>Stocks are volatile

Good thibg Trump broke his neck claiming credit for this economy so we know who to blame for the collapse
Who ekse ready for the Trump recession?

On a scale of one to ten, stocks are a seven, crypto is Fuck You

lmao get fucked you greedy boomers

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>ITS HAPPENING
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Who elss readyto die for Trumps kike family anf fhe greater glory of Israel?