Be me

>be me
>just finished showering
>boyfriend comes home
>comes into bathroom talking about how he's broke
>talks about his series of shit coin investments
>I'm sitting by the tub still trying to relax
>starts comparing his poor investments to my lame exes
>probably makes himself feel better about losing
>thinking to myself that he's probably using my portion of rent to invest
>he asks me to step on him
>mrw.jpg
>no response
>he lays on the ground in front of me
>says he's gonna be rich one day from shit coin
>continues to talk about my lame exes
>asks me to step on him again and call him worthless
>grabs my foot and put it on his face
>asks if we can try something new
>fucking sucks my toes
>he used to be a normal guy
>was going to graduate with three minors and a major all in stem feilds
>Veeky Forums what have you done
>he's still trying to suck my feet as I type this

damn... i see a lot of black dick in your future as you whore it out in memory of your lame boyfriend

You know their dicks are like half a centimeter longer on average right? So if youre lucky and get the right side of the size distribution you have to suck a turd for dem gainz. Whoopee!

Dump him now and tell him exactly why, don't hold back thinking that'll magically make everything better.
He needs to be told just how fucked he is.

>like half a centimeter longer on average right
This is actually wrong, they're smaller statistically. Definitely stink and look like turds though

t. sat behind niggers with my nose clipped during college courses

Post tits.

>mrw
die r*dit larper

footfags are the worse.

thanks for the boner
can u be my gf

>I'm sitting by the tub still trying to relax
Read it as "shitting by the tub"