What should I be doing in the next hour if I think there is going to be a 1929-style crash tomorrow morning...

What should I be doing in the next hour if I think there is going to be a 1929-style crash tomorrow morning? Only real advice please.

buy NANO (XRB)

unironically invest in crypto
the world econ. is dying hard and a new order will rise

Drink a glass of water and go to bed

half Telcoin and half ETH

withdraw cash from an atm

>1929-style crash
Invest in gold/silver.

Sell rope

Go all in on dogecoin.

This is why I love this meme board

Unironically just buy the dip.
BAC was 2 dollars in 2008.

Real talk, buy all the guns and ammo you can afford. Guns hold value better than anything.

Buy guns and gold/silver. Mostly silver as gold will be too valuable for daily commerce and attracts bandits. Silver dollars are the best investment for the apocalypse.

Fuck off. I want real actionable advice on how to protect my house/job/financial assets, not some neckbeard ancap fantasy.

Like I said earlier you’re fine. Assuming it really is a precursor to a crash, just don’t be shit at your job and you’re safe. Housing isn’t in a bubble.

If you do get laid off go back to school, it’s the best hedge against a recession.

Cash out and buy fuckton of MDMA
Sell x to college kids
???
Profit

Trips mean buy silver
Silver actually is a pretty good but right now

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Then why the fuck are you posting on Veeky Forums?

Housing isnt in a bubble?!?! Lmao

buy the dip