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JESUS CHRIST

Finally a map in all red that Trump can actually take credit for.

what site is this?

How do you view this graphic?

>Don't own any stocks
>Don't own any bitcoins/shitcoins

I just have hundreds and hundreds of ounces of precious metals buried in an undisclosed location.

Feels fucking GREAT.

Oofa doofa this hurts

You do know companies dig up places all the time to build stores and shit, right?
Those metal may be long gone.

>you will literally NEVER own a home now.

We're all going to be wagies until the day we die... aren't we.

"We're doomed!"

>mfw enjoying gainz from based TVIX while plebs cry about most predictable crash in human history
you're in the oven now...
OY GEVALT
you're in the oven.... now.....

Who is laughing now you fucking boomers? I know that 5% is harder to recover than 50% on crypto

>cut power
>inject Bakalite

This isnt good

then lets die early :^

get in the fucking robot Shinji and fix it then FFS
*pushes glasses back on face*

Where is this chart from?

AAPL under consumer goods and other tech companies under technology. Nice shitty infographics you got there faggot.

xhedk

Is the economy crashing??? whats habbening

finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

lets hope it aint 2008 faggots ...

its literally nothing but should be massive lulz from the suicides

>tfw electrical utilities
Feels fucking SICK, man, I'm just buying everything I see

we're fuck

What coins are these?

nice, just bought 100k

Wow, it's almost like it's all connected to DOW

>thinking the markets are like your fake monopoly money

It's was already a great buy after the Q1 earnings, this extra sale makes it fantastic. I'm long on AAPL.

>not shorting everything
EZ money

Everything is red? What to buy Veeky Forums?

I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e. GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

so i've had some whiskey
actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky
w/e
sue me
(but only if it's payable in BTC)

No one forces you to HODL, i got the fuck out. Im barely off my ATH.

>Great Depression inc.

Same. I've known stocks were overvalued for years

looks like some occult obelisk thing in the catalog
I'm on to your magic tricks you fuckin kikes

wow arent you a genius

nothing retard. wait for (((them))) to start purchasing stocks again

-665

>switched into gold because i could see the price starting to rise and i knew the stock market was due for a correction.

Pretty comfy guys

kek

Why should I be worried about it? That's something people with lots of money put into pieces of paper and contracts to worry about.

at this rate, missile futures

>robin hood
fucking meme trader

YOU FUCKS TOLD ME BITCOIN WOULD SKYROCKET WHEN THE STOCK MARKET CRASHES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL

(((-665)))

No one ever considers that it could be much much worse than 2008. But hopefully it isn't.

noice KWADS SON

yes im sure thats what normies also said in 1929

Mummy mummy, why isn't it going up mummy.
Fix it mummy, fix it mummy.
MUMMY I HATE YOU MUMMY, FIX IT NOW OR I GO POO POO IN PANTS.
I'M POOING MUMMY, YOU DID THIS MUMMY

Shorting doesn't work if there's no one to pay you :^)

This is a really nice layout for stocks, what site is this on?

Somewhere out there varg is laughing

>putting money in stocks that you can't afford to lose
>"heh fucking cowards for sitting on their cash, i have a fool proof way to make money by investing in stocks"
You ate the carrot with the stick mate, never invest anything you can't afford to lose / sit on for few years

it feels great to break even year after year on metals? people who know what they are doing make money in the market

So when will we know if this is really bad? What if the trend continues throughout the week and keeps dropping, would that mean it's time to start the panic?

This.
>invested nothing
>watching Veeky Forums flip and tumble over themselves doing mental gymnastics over memecoins
>going to class in an hour with $60 in my pocket but stress and worry free

Might get some Buffalo Wild Wings later if I feel like it. Such is life

(((what does it mean)))

this isn't crypto you retarded faggot
>a global economical collapse doesn't affect me, I didn't invest haha!

Is it actually happening?

Diversify worldwide my nigga.

TOKYO OPEN

When it starts affecting real economy. So far it looks like just a correction.

where do you get the diagrams like those?

XIV just went -83% and was terminated.
Tomorrow will be the worst bloodbath in the history of finance.

>nikkei -3%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

You must not have a job/mortgage/future.

MOMMY YOU SAID I SHOULD DIVERSIFY
MOMMY WHY IS IT ALL RED? MOMMY YOU SAID IF I DIVERISFIED I'D ALWAYS MAKE A PROFIT
MOMMY AREN'T I YOUR SPECIAL LITTLE BOY WHY IS IT STILL DROPPING MOMMY I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL MOMMY
MOMMY MAKE IT STOP MOMMY MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MOMMY

>1980 - 2018 model
really nigger?

I hope it is. I unironically hope for an absolute economic meltdown. Where society decays completely into lawless anarchy. Can't fucking wait. I will be strapped up robbing pharmacies on day 1

wow what a jej

Having autism must be hard. It's just a correction. Buy the dip

I want to buy more, but I'm already 100k in and need to diversify badly.

>just a market correction, happens every febuary

GOOGCOIN

...

>people see this bait post
>actually start selling their stocks like mad
>the price eventually stabilizes, the panicky idiots sold for less than they paid for
>value eventually starts to rise again, panicky idiots on suicide watch over the losses they made
I should feel bad for them but for some reason i just don't

(((the economy)))
does this mean I'll get less 3rd worlders pouring into my country?

Nigger, XIV just went -90% and got liquidated.
You have seen nothing yet, prepare you ass for -10% opening tomorrow.

Is that our credit rating?

>XIV
youtube.com/watch?v=XdofmoYcJNE

>one of the highest volume indexes being terminated doesn't affect the markets at all

>competition won't eventually be formed to replace XIV and the wheel goes on
Learn to hold on to your investments instead of spazzing out about set backs, sucks for those that invested in XIV though haha

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I want to know too

Let it all crash! Let it all burn!

Let's rebuild from the ashes!

>competition won't eventually be formed to replace XIV
Oh lawd, you don't even know what XIV is, do you?

wasted

>nikkei been open for -4%
Who here /worry/?

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we're going in to recession aren't we