How's my little wolf of wall st going?

my house still smells like burnt ramen from 10 years ago

THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TONIGHT
I JUST CRIED I CRIED HARD
MY MOM CRIED TOO SINCE SHE LENT ME HALF OF DADS RETIREMENT FUND

FUCK YOU BIZ GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!!!l

Dad, time to sell our house.

DADDY HELP ME

DADDY THEY'RE HURTING ME

MAKE THEM STOP DADDY

DADDY PLEASE

>buy some at 4k
>december 2017
>holy shit i have a lot of money now
>better just wait
>price is 16k, double down
>buy a mining rig
>price starts dropping
>and dropping
>... still dropping
>it's at 6.5k
>i'm down like 60% in coin alone, miner isn't even fucking here yet
>fucking laughing at how absurd this shit is
>fucking laughing at all the people screaming on Veeky Forums
>fucking laughing at all the people laughing at us
>fucking laughing at the pink wojaks
what is this feeling? i'm trying to be sad here.

Lol you're retarded for buying an speculative asset at ATH
And since you will fail at the second one just wait two months or so

>mfw my parents thought I was stupid for holding mostly fiat and calling for a crash all the way up to 20k
>mfw my parents now think I'm stupid for buying as it's crashing

IVE DONE THIS FUCK

It's the manic relief of the pressure that it put on you. As well as everyone else being in the same boat. It's just hilarious.

Same boat user. I only put 2k in, but i've been laughing all the way down. It's actually so soothing. I stopped giving a fuck 2 days ago.

I'm going down with the ship or sailing to the moon. I don't give a shit anymore.

I opened a short this morning and I'm up how much I used to make in a month!

Let's all go out for dinner to celebrate!

This is the funniest fucking board on Veeky Forums right now

...

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
IT ALL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING

Was up 60k now up 3k. I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

Nocoiner here, I'm just here to laff at you all while I wait for the real dip to start buying.

I fucking love you guys

I'm shorting my shitcoins so I can increase my stack dad, fuck off!!!

6,200 is a distant memory

>nocoiner
Impossible

HOW DO I GET A REFUND ON ROBINHOOD? WILL DELETING THE APP WORK???

JUST LEAVE ME DADDY

Completely fine thx ma

5K COME ON LET'S CRASH THIS FUCKING PLANE

HOWS YOUR 401K DOING DAD

I know, I know I've let you down...
I've been a fool to myyseeeeeelf

>How's my little wolf of wall st going?
I can't stop laughing

REAL SWELL DAD

BY THE WAY HOW ARE YOUR STOCKS DOING ON THIS FINE EVENING

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM DAD

>not locking your door so dad doesnt walk in

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OH I'M FINE PA WHY DO YOU ASK?

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I TOLD YOU TO SELL AT 19K SON WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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