GET OUT OF THE STOCK MARKET

XIV gains off of market stability. Market went crazy, it lost 90% in after hours trading. A drop of 80% means XIV gets liquidated because Credit Suisse (bank that runs it) set that as the limit to protect themselves in the event of something like this.

>Wages are up
That's bad. Bull market has been built partly on profit from driving wages down.
But the labor market is tightening...

I have relatives in China and they're saying he markets are going to fucking crash at opening bell.

Has anyone checked the housing market lately?

Everyone is shitting their pants over a dip that bitcoin would have on a normal day

>they are not as volatile as cryptocurrencies
literally true.

here's what you learn, most people are complete fucking pussies

based

good luck living in poverty

>That's bad

But the fun has just begun user

prepare for war. the big one. in one year from now we will deal with killing fields, epidemics and cannibalism.

I know, after being in the crypto game the stock market just seems so tame in comparison. I saw the headlines and was expecting the DOW to be down at least 30%.

Unemployment rate is falling, but has actually slowed since Trump took office.

February earnings reports for many big companies (Alphabet, Chevron, etc) were positive but missed their targets.

As far as I can tell, an incredible amount of money has been put into betting that the markets would continue to steadily rise. The earnings reports blip has thoroughly burst the bubble of that confidence delusion.

Buy VXX at the open. Potential for a 30% + gain

>The only safe place to be right now is have a job.

May I take your order? Anything else? For here or to go?
youtube.com/watch?v=ebPd26u9n-A

>good luck living in poverty

>What's the underlying cause behind this?

>markets were on a nice bull run for extended period of time
>wall street got very itchy trigger fingers for anything remotely smelling like the faintest whiff of downturn
>Fed expected to raise interest rates four times this year instead of the planned three
>treasury bond yields increasing
>the aforementioned tend to be bad for the stock market as investors think that less people will invest in stocks if bonds are paying out better
>sell off starts
>nothing too crazy
>more sell offs
>nervous hands start twitching, they sell
>nervous sells trigger trading algorithms to sell
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Basically wall street freaked out over nothing in particular. The economy is still strong. It will be fine. This will all seem very stupid in hindsight in a week or two if traders don't recognize it as stupid right now. It is very stupid, btw.

>Crypto
>HODL, DON'T SELL, YOU'LL ONLY MAKE IT DROP FURTHER
>Stock
>SELL ASAP

OP for once is not a faggot. It's here.

based anonymous figured it out all, it's stupid, and btfo'd high profile traders

>115% increase
that's bullshit

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EVIX?p=^VIX

Believe it or not, even world markets behave very irrationally sometimes. It's mob mentality with money.

No need to take my word for it. Just watch what the market does in the next two weeks.

Then I'll see you on the killing fields I guess.

inb4 I become rich you poorfags
inb4 you tell me to invest in bitconnect

brainlet here to laff at you fags, what the heck does this mean

It means if you remember what happened in during the 2008-2009 crash, that's going to happen again starting right now. Possibly even worse

>All passive income is crashing.
my income from renting my house is still the same

I kinda wish I had an apartment to rent out but I don't think I could deal with all those normalfags

I know people will laugh at this post but watch The Simpsons. It predicts all of this, Trump presidency, stock crash, Trump's death, then after Hillary presidency with people dying en masse and literal cannibalism later on. This shit is all mapped out in advance, including crypto's role too

meh.

>my income from renting my house is still the same
heh, not with inflation goy.

It would be a shame if.........

Someone enacted NESRA/GESRA with the blessings of the russians/chinese/sauids.

>I know people will laugh

I didn't laugh, user. I just think you have shit taste.

Simpsons has been neither funny nor relevant since the 90s. I bet you watch "Young Sheldon" with your mom.

This.
I hope the weak ones die off quickly.

drain the swamp: a monetary policy (1996)

oh boy things are about to get fun aren't they

also can you explain why this means it's going to get bad? Isn't something increasing good?

Good thing he sets the price.

I dont know anything about this stuff, Im a freshman in college majoring in Finance. Are people here overreacting or is this really another 2008?

The episode I'm talking about is pretty old, I don't watch the show either (got rid of the electric Jew awhile ago). But it has predicted quite a few things successfully. There are many YouTube videos about it.

Nah user, things are fine. You just need to balance your portfolio.

I suggest cigarettes and bourbon.

And a revolver or length of rope for anyone planning on hodling past this point

...

this is much, much worse than 2008 and 1929 combined. there is no hope. get guns and food. you need to kill if you want to life.

Everything is caught in a cycle of fear. It's over boys

www.sgxniftydowfutureslive.com/index_files/DOWFUTURES.htm

unironically can't wait

the only good thing to come out of this is that drumpf is finished

futures are actually getting better though.

Had an amazing stock rally in 2017 and now we are getting the correction everyone was suspecting for awhile it just came at a time nobody expected around tech earnings.

This should settle itself out in 1-2 months.

They really can't print their way out of this one, world currency here we come

Greeeeed, they want that profit.