ABSOLUTE STATE OF Veeky Forums

INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT THE REAL WORLD CRISIS THAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, Veeky Forums SHITTERS TALK ABOUT THEIR MEME COIN

HOLY FUCK, WE ARE FUCKED IN THE ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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esplain shlowly pls

wat ish WIX?

The CBOE Volatility Index, known by its ticker symbol VIX, is a popular measure of the stock market's expectation of volatility implied by S&P 500 index options, calculated and published by the Chicago Board Options Exchange (CBOE). It is colloquially referred to as the fear index or the fear gauge.

compare the 2008 spike with the 2018 one.

>some retail faggots who sold vol get BTFO
>real world crisis

vix has no predictive power
memeiest econ ever
get a clue, you're probably one of those ta retards aren't you

>4% artificial drop causes panic selling and suicides
The absolute state of normies. It's like they've never seen market manipulation

Yeah, ok. But what is it?

what do you mean nigger

TIME TO PANIC

2008 was a financial crisis you fucktard

yeah but what is it

prepare your anus

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your birth date retard

XPlay was + while everything was deep in the red. Now it's all in the red.

Its the jews its the jews, its always beeb the jews lad.

buh dah bloo line on duh left ish bugger than the eensee 1 on ah rite

rite?

He's right

there have been several threads about VIX/XIV today

that dude that went 18 billion long on VIX last year just nutted

This, unironically.
>a non-Jewish chairman of the federal reserve
>Trump approval above 50%
>corruption memo released
It was going too well for us. I wasn't expecting this shirt until late 2019, looks like they got desperate and pulled the plug early. At least real estate will crash too and I can finally get a house at a reasonable price

>long
>vix
you don't know jack shit go back to your coins

Nobody cares about the real world fag.
Tell me when shit's on fire.

im telling you right now double nigger

>corruption memo released
I unironically was thinking about how the timing on these events lined up just a little too perfectly tbqfhwy senpai

Those other events also seem significant, particularly the chairman.

I'm glad you finally realize Veeky Forums has the lowest average user age of all boards. Literally no adults get financial advice from a racist cartoon forum

My God....the absolute carnage.

No coiner here, thank God.

A BIG LINE DUMMY

GOSH UR RETARDO

>1 minute before close
>thinks its futures

The worst part for me is how few people will notice and how they'll be branded conspiracy theorists when they point it out. I hate normies

I mean, realistically, there's a lot of factors at play here... but it's a pretty big coincidence.

Also, what's up with the democrats (((memo))) they're pushing? Any bets on which one is going to get more coverage?