Wall street opening in 1h20

>Wall street opening in 1h20

Are you ready?

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Fuck no, im not

no

Fuck Yes! Sure making tons of money is swell and all. But seeing it all go to shit and lead to economic collapse is wayyyyyyy better. I hope this leads to riots and war!

>opens robinhood
>closes robinhood
>massages temples with eyes closed.gif
>continues about day

where can I watch the markets in real time?

Good. I want to watch the roaches panic for a little

Accurate

WHAT THE FUCK
Trump's tax cut was supposed to stimulate the markets. What do these rich people want? Give them a tax break and the next thing they do is cash out of the economy? What happened to all the cash held abroad that was going to flow back into America thanks to the tax breaks?
I'm unironically starting to think Socialism is good.

Oh yes shut it down.

"They" want to to panic

BLACK TUESDAY HERE WE COME!!!

Which blue chip stocks are worth buying at these fire sale prices?

I have stop losses on everything, fuck it, let's go.

(((They))) did this. Make no mistake

The tax cut was the signal to dump. Gets normie money to buy as the wealthy sell at the top.

This

Trump is a retard. Congrats on finally figuring it out. Hillary was a nasty weasel but she was at least clever on some level

General Electric

I'd ease into GE a bit over the next quarter lmao...

Bottled water, non-perishable food and ammunition.

Clever enough to lose to trump

being good with the masses means you can run an empire,
please turn to page 72 and read the adolf hitler case study

lmao shit is going down. Look at gold. It just randomly crashed $8 purely because of muppets being forced to liquidate to cover losses on stocks and VIX.

If stocks fall more today. Be ready to pick up some AU at a discount.

Come comrade, when the world becomes red some regions will be made fun of for not starting revolution on their own. Do you want such a shamefull legacy for your offspring?

btw this is the first time I've seen this happening with gold since 2008

>get big fucken' tax cut
>have more money to maniuplate the markets with
>have more money, so need less employees
>all big companies fire 14% of all employees
>mass panic ensues
>market crashes

>winning with 23% of the peoples approval thanks to a shit system
>'good with the masses'

Have to be 18 to post here edge lord.

Protip: if you buy a stock the company doesn't see any of the money. Stock trading is impartial to the economy.

Why are we living in hyper-time already? Everything is fucking repeating at 20x speeds, but somehow worse.

What the fuck happened boys?

tradingview.com/chart/

Top LEFT - SELECT/TYPE IN AAPL, then click COMPARE, then DOW300, should give you a good estimate on how the market is doing.

>puts the lotion on its skin
>gets the hose again anyway

When you’re over 40 you realize you either want this world or you don’t. I don’t, and no that doesn’t mean I want to an hero. It means I want it to burn.

Disinformation as a weapon.

youtu.be/KOY4Ka-GBus

SPXS is a nice little ETF to buy if you goyim are feeling bearish. Its performance yestarday was like a number you'd see on cmc.

fuck...

don't worry, your funds are technically safe
robinhood doesn't actually buy the stocks you order.
you're basically loaning them your money for the honor of paper trading.
at the point of withdrawl, they'll give you back the balance, but skim all the interest and gains they had been making in their own investments

youtube.com/watch?v=1z4mFZ_XDko

watch old m8 to calm down. He said this would happen in June.

>2014
Isn't that the one where he said gamergate is ebil mysogeny. Yeah listen to him more user, he knows what he's talking about

Charlie Brooker only features the bit, he didnt make it.

Here we go

or you can just type in DJI in there lmao

Todays' theme: youtube.com/watch?v=9v0am2tjFno

I know this is how you lose all your money but fuck it

Its said way to ironically on this board but it was literally priced in. As soon as trump was elected it was obvious republicans would pass favorable tax legislation. That shit probably just dumped fuel on the fire

are we gonna have a miracle recovery today

who's buying le dip

The world doesn’t want you either. Go get a rope and do the world a favor, pussy.

i don feel do gud aboud dis

Shieet, we keep getting closer and closer to civil war

Wow, someone who understands stuff on Veeky Forums

well it's better than yesterday

just remember:
DON'T PANIC

brother works in London in a major investment bank. nod looging good broder

I'm hodling at this point. I'm green overall so idgaf. Wish I had money to buy this dip...

>blaming trump
Markets crashed on the very first day a non-jew was made head of the FED in relevant history. What a coincidence.

>all big companies fire 14% of all employees
Source on that. If there's more money, they need MORE employees to handle shit, not fewer. Same reason a mom and pop places needs 3 guys and a giant corporation needs 50,000.

It is very simple.
Trump's tax cuts rendered the US of A less able to cover its enormous debt.
As a result, nobody is confident that the US gov is able to pay off their interest.
Hence, the sell-off.
Higher interest rates are just another kick in the nuts

this would make sense if everyone didn't pile into US govt debt when the selloff was happening.

So /biz prove me

>Kikes from central banks manipulated market to the absolute shitshow by printing the dollar and other currencies and pumped them into the system.
>For a while everybody was happy living in the bubble.
>Bubble bursts speculative money will influx to the real economy and create massive inflation, global trade will be completely fucked by fall of dollar as it is the case already
>Right-wing regimes will emerge, they will blame jews, masons, elites and minorities.
>There will be conflicts everywhere as it has always been the case when revolution doesn't bring the economic recovery
>Years of chaos, death, wars.
>Then things will come down, ideologies will be compromised. Everybody will ask: What have we done? Post-war scenario.
>There will be established international consensus.
>One world, one human race, one world currency, one army
>Golden age while are we all chipped and kids are biologically edited

Ordo ab chaos, lads