Where were you when the world economy collapsed?

noice

This is year of the turtle

>the market is crashing
>and that’s a good thing
L E L

nothing's crashing the prices have returned to where they were in December-November in most cases now is the time people hunt for buy opportunities

>crashing
Mere correction

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Not really crash status yet. It's just a pullback to where it was 3 months ago. If it loses another 5% today or throughout the week, then I'll start feeling nervous.

is time to open vanguard account yet or no

I'd love to see the same shit that happened to crypto happen to the stock market
>just a dip goyim

Same place I was last time

In my cave, dick in hand

MOMMY NO
NONONONO
MOMMY PLEASE

its like the roller coaster stopped halfway down lmao

if that happened world war 3 would start as the global economy collapses and more than 50% of world's population dies in looting and survival struggle
no joke. you don't want this to happen. even a -10% would be catastrophic

3 minutes before seeing the burgers on suicide watch

based Trump has it under control

I want this to happen.

jerkin off

>implying that scenario isn't the best thing to happen

Cool 50% of the stock money going in gold the rest into crypto!

I want chaos, let it come, the weak will die and the strong will live. This world needs it now more than ever.

this is the bottom for the year

>even a -10% would be catastrophic

No

only down like 240 now op

down 168

down 47

calm down.the rich get a tiny bit les rich. whats the big deal lol

Trump confirmed based.

bears btfo.......again

This is a confirmed nothingburger. Market is only down like 30 points now. It'll probably close up or only very slightly down.

kek

Market is now positive lol.

The stock market isn’t the economy

Its going down again

its recovered lads, we're saved

WOW
IT'S
FUCKING
NOTHING

>the NEET had yet to realize the sad truth.... he was the weak

>dead cat bounce

You want the world stock market to lose 50% of its value?

Lots of noise for nothing. Basically the US and asian markets (very exposed to the USD) reacted to the FED decision to raise interest rates. Of course, bots overreacted and everyone scaremongered about it.

apologize to your president right now shitlibs

Ffuck you are right. Pls dont be mean.

>Stocks aren’t volatile
Lmao enjoy your 5% movement grandpa hahahaha try crypto we hold through -50% no problem
>DJIA goes to 23,800 from 25,000
IS THE TOTAL MARKET COLLAPSING?

If this happens, I doubt your aging mother will be able to keep you safe... even if you lock that basement door.

More like welcome to the era of trade wars. Foreigners are beginning to retaliate against American exports e.g. see what China just did against US wheat exports in response to the tariffs on solar cells and air conditioners.

THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

They pulled the same shit like in crypto with this false sense of security and prosperity.
1. look Turmp elected and no imlosion
2. Trumpamerica mooning
3. People getting comfy
4. >.
5.Profit

The more unexpected the chaos, the more visceral panic reaction

European stocks on the rise again.
>tfw +10% today

underrated

China is a shithole that will blow up soon

Their banking system expanded 30 trillion over the past decade, complete house of cards

>no market crash

boring day.

I guess Lehman Brothers took the same approach

Its ppl selling stocks to buy litecoin.

Same like ETH "flippening" when btc tanked
Little bloating before the dump

This shit is purely monetary, not trade or industry-related. The rises or falls of those last days are the same all across the indexes.

...

>now is the time people hunt for buy opportunities
this.. buying $15k today

Yes? What a dumbass question.

So many fucks
I trust bitcoin because i dont trust 'investment banks'

c-span.org/video/?440770-1/jay-clayton-christopher-giancarlo-testify-hearing-virtual-currencies

>OP

>m-muh stocks are overvalued anyway!
>m-muh interest rates! MUH RATES

kek, I want jumpers today, jump you little bitches!

We shall have blood

just a dead cat bounce, crash by tomorrow

And it is going down

stocks are overvalued people played the short VIX game too long and they got fucked, probably by some smart ass motherfuckers. All the short VIX traders got their positions fucked. As volatility went up, stocks/bonds went down and risk aversion kicked in. So risky positions are being closed and/or hedged as we speak. That could mean some more stocks will be sold, but those will be the shitty ones that profited of the global growth. Now with that said the underlying (US) economy is doing fine, so there's no reason for a recession.
Well some of the risky assets may be avoided for now (also one of the reason BTC got fucked so hard) and money will flow in JPY, USD, Gold perhaps. Safe havens.
And by the way, Trump just announced the infrastructure plan, so go and buy the dollar now it's at a discount because it's low as fuck.

>back to negative

fuck

>Trump just announced the infrastructure plan, so go and buy the dollar now it's at a discount because it's low as fuck.

Nice Chinese laundry you have got going there.

Winrar

>Trump just announced the infrastructure plan
>when he can't even pass a budget

I'd rather Trump than the alternative that being said it does not matter who is president in the US Russia or China anymore than it mattered who was captain of the Titanic once it stuck an iceberg

In a Keynesian Chinese laundry economy instead of just everyone washing each others clothes resulting in zero growth in export GDP you have an added twist. The government borrows money to build roads connecting the laundry and everyone works late building roads to laundry rooms no one needs.. Wonderful. O for the lays when only rabid socialist fucks cheered Keynesian economics, at least there could be some opposition to insanity. Now? Just wall to wall insanity.

Socialists finally manager to produce a generation shaped by their ideas and they are entirely useless to human progress and actually mostly a cancer to family, religion and every stable pillar of society. There is no way modern civilisation can be maintained by something as utterly useless, entitled and skill less as the average millennial. Collapse and a new dark age is inevitable. Left on a piece of land with rich soil and a forest right with game the average millennial would stave and die of exposure within days.

We're being raided. Ignore anti-Trump and anti-economy posters.

fucking this. fuck off crypto ponzi scheme faggots

fuck off russian bot

how?

> muh religion
Fuck off retard

Generation Z will save us, look how many of them are right-wing.

Do you really think moral relativism is a good thing ? We need something to unite our people, values that all of them share to a certain extent.
Religion is perfect for that.

Dude is right, wages are up and unemployment is down. This is from rising interest rates. It's just a market correction, the if it goes under 20k, which it won't, then I would start to worry.

Yep, you're right on everything

>look how many of them are right-wing.

Thinking the political opinions of a bunch of retarded teenagers are set in stone makes you a dummy

Good bait. Almost got me.

yeah it'd be much better if they sucked down the multikulti koolaid and unironically wore che guevara shirts at a young age

you disingenuous cunt

Screencap'd

>the multikulti koolaid
only scum uses those words.