Alright boys strap in, Wall St opens in 20. Predictions?
Full recovery by the end of the day. Get out of UVXY as soon as the market opens.
Dow 20k EOD
If digits, national emergency is declared
Crash and Burn like it's 1929.
Great Depression 2: Blockchain boogaloo
>memecoin investors in amerimutts land wakes up
>reads typical clickbait news about the memecoin bans in other country
>checks his porfolio
>down by 5%
its all over
Back in the green by noon
my dad works for Goldman
Stocks noob here, where can we see live feed of the markets, tradingview?
It’s the normies and the Chinese panic selling.
nevermind, found it tradingview.com
this is the equivalent of my "dad is dev" on any multiplayer game.
Grow up, stop larping.
Isn't it glorious
God I hope that, since DJI is down, amerifags are gonna panic sell and put it into crypto thus it will jump back up.
Ding ding bells a ringing
Thinks btc has bottomed out. Not yet son
Watch SPX take a hit at opening brecause of the XIV and bitcoin following it down.
>Replying to obvious humor with anger
lol at this point I should cash out my gains to some fucking euros
>Quick let's put of money somewhere safe
>Quick put it in volatile assets like cryptos
The absolute state of biz