/smg/ - stock market general

>9:30
buckle up boys

Post price predictions by the EOD
>Dow
>Nasdaq
>SP500

> full recovery by end of day
substantiate this claim

lmao this only happened because I held some XIV, mark this

I'm Jewish.

bloomberg.com/live/us

>sold my xiv 3 days before the crash

wew glad i got out of that

SP 2700

10k
0
50

just sold everything at a small loss and gonna buy back in when it recovers

who else /worry free/ here?

> I'm Jewish
me too, unironically and this proves nothing

not a news driven event, sell off was cause more by market mechanic (massive short volatility trade blowing up)

no reason for that panic

I remembered I had some XIV today

I also remembered I set my stop loss

Always set your stop loss

bitch
its going green

It's a small panic sell, nothing to really worry about
market fundamentals are all at historic highs

>come to Veeky Forums
>jews pop up everywhere

Why am I even surprised

How do you not smell the money?

VIX/TVIX dropping... this exactly why I had XIV
Can't wait for the class-action lawsuit

I smell it alright but I would prefer another day of pullback desu

>xiv liquidated
>tvix drops 50% from overnight high

>Buy high sell low
Veeky Forums motto

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I bought Ford at 10.26 what else

And so are prices too.

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max them dividend gains
T is pretty good and has dropped to 36.40

Wtf you have half a million dollars

I made more on QQQ options than you made in your whole portfolio bro you need to learn how to trade

so when >robinhood finally approves my account,
I keep on reading horror stories on Veeky Forums regarding people who made some money doing crypto and stocks, and then got absolutely fucked in taxes, worth more than what they made

how can I educate myself on taxes for stocks, etc, before I start investing?

im in too (from around 11.75)

7% yield and 6 PE pretty much a no brainer

Fucking AMD always has to be a little bitch

>earn another 1.5k this morning from shorts before covering
>wish I could have shorted uvxy and tix this morning

Coulda woulda shoulda

Are we at the bottom now?

Where are you putting your money?

Any recommendations on funds that will do well from here?

it's okay, I still hold my square 20 strikes for 2020 (in my head)

Last night.

Thanks user.

Agreed. Felt it was a steal so low in the 10.20s range

stock market?

more like

the cuck market

get rekt long vol niggers

>mfw UVXY was like $30 something premarket and people actually bought it
>mfw most UVXY holders are brainlets who probably didn't cash out
>mfw i have no face

its in the green, hopefully its just a pump and dump of some sorts. buying and selling algorithms might be programmed to sell when they can recoup yesterdays losses, so this increase might increase a big sell off.

this was the correction senpai

What is the best S&P 500 to buy?

Yep it's a gigantic pump and dump, the algos won't forget that -2%.

UVXY holders got rekt

VOO is about 20$ cheaper than SPY right now

NOOOOOOO

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TIME

GUYS ARE WE AT OPTIMUM BUY TIME?

share price doesn't really matter

VOO and SPY track the S&P at the same rate

it was never time to sell, economy is doing great

BUT IT WAS ALL DRUMPF'S FAULT
TWOO SCOOO
MARKET CRASH

Fuck no.

>VOO and SPY track the S&P at the same rate
and pay practically the same dividend, so 20 dollars cheaper is a more comfy buy.

I've got the majority of my money pulled out now, gonna sit on the sidelines for a little bit and see what happens here...

I bought 5k of SVXY yesterday, did they suspend trading???

wow such a cuck

You should have bought at market open but you still have time

Yesterday: GE hit a new 52w low!

Today: GE hit a new 52w low!

Rekt

>buy high
>sell low instead of holding

you are doing it wrong

Ah yes typical Veeky Forums

Buy high sell low

Grow a pair

>people buy a lot during a crash

What a shocker

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let me check my tarot cards

i just bought it at 14.90 lol

lol kys

>seriously expecting the economy to crash on the watch of our first ever Businessman POTUS
come on kids

>tfw down 40% on GE
Thank fuck I only bought a single share

crash looks to be over tho it looks so good I'm considering buy fucking AMD right now

I'd like to know this too... How can they charge you more than you made? How is it legal to tax every trade instead of % of profit overall?

Lol you must of put some sketchy shit, I was in the day of

>thinking the president has any control over markets

George W Bush was touted as being a businessman.

Big government.

If you buy AMD above $11 then you're retarded

Does robinhood have an automatic selling option?

WHO A /BIO/ BRO IN HERE?

Last few days were fucking crazy. How is everyone doing?

You can buy it for a day leech a couple percent then sell

>businessmen are good at handling the economy

A business is entirely different from handling macroeconomy

Trump also has obviously never handled a lot about his business directly

Ah, yeah you're right, I just find it easier to buy at $10.50 or less, hold it for a month or two and sell it above $13

There's a difference between a businessman and a man of business.

i bought in at 11.08 and previously 12 and change. I think it's under valued and going to 15, possibly higher in March with next release.
Go for it, the guy saying not too sold everything and is talking about George Bush, he's the retard

NAK BOYS REPORT IN

WHO STRONG HANDS HERE?

HOLDING SINCE 1.87, KILL ME

SHOO /POL/ SHOO

better than most retard politicians

Who thinks we'll see the same as yesterday? Short rally followed by another massive sell off.

I re-considered shit is slowly starting to reverse back into the red zone especially volatile stocks like AMD

naw, it's over
we green from here on out

That's the dip
buy

Ok I heard Budlight is giving away free beer during the Eagles parade. How do I invest in Philadelphia construction contractors?

That's been happening for the past month.

Like with that friday moon mission week in January. every day before that it would rally than fall mid day

nope. This doesn't look too good. I'm only considering getting stocks that had good ER's in January and last week raised guidance and dropped due to the pullback

Buy more or hold. It will skyrocket after getting kicked off SP.

I'm serious. Look at other companies who have been kicked.