Lose as much as possible

>a billionaire gives you $100,000 and gives you 1 month to lose as much of it as possible on the market
>He will pay out 100 times whatever money you lost

wat do?

Just keep doing what I have been

>invest in everything that's shilled in Veeky Forums

buy crypto

Just do what I’ve been doing in the crypto market

invest in bitcoin. bitcoin moons in few weeks. give him back his 100000 and buy him something to eat.

find the top gainer coin on coin market cap
go all in

buy link

I would swing trade tether

invest in a nigger welfare program

Buy xrb and sell when it's back to 20 cents

buy chainlinks , fun, nano, tron or ven

>r/wallstreetbets

This

BitMEX, 100x leverage. Call me tomorrow.
I get 100x either way.

Withdraw it and burn it

Yobit dice to 0 in no time.

short BTC with x100 levarage

Invest in winrar shares

Buy low sell high

wasso wasso wasso

Just buy far out of the money weekly options that expire on Friday.

What if I go into debt and have negative money?

Use sell naked options that are far out of the money, then when you are forced to cover you could be $1m.

Wassup Wassup Wassup

I short LINK.

Bazinga?

Wew that sentence is missing some words.

the point of this thread is that if you know how to lose money, you know how to make money

100X margin bitcoin long. win/win

> Buy Monero with everything
> Get "scammed"
> In reality send it all to my another Monero wallet
> ????
> PROFIT

Wash trade until fees and commissions eat my funds to less than a dollar.

I win.

Create Ponzicoin 10 with a coding bug and post the bug on biz after putting all of the funds into the Ponzi.

doing random trades with maximum leverage fat fingering all-in.

BIIIIIITTTCOOOONNNNEEEEEECCCCCCTTTTT

>meet with billionaire and some guy
>guy says he can triple it in two days
>gibs guy money
>never see him again
>get 100x from billionaire
>guy was actually my friend and split it with him 50/50

Came here to say this

that is completely false

there are infinite paths to failure and only a few to success

Invest in Tron

I'd put it into ethereum, and then send it to a Bitcoin address

The safe way: Go long on 100k worth of options and let them expire. No risk and very controlable exposure.

The minimally less optimal way: Go short on a single put option and offer 100k for a single share of something cheap, expiration tomorrow, no premium. You're left with the value of the single share, so it's not perfect, but also very quick and controllable.

>What if I go into debt and have negative money?

OP says
>lose as much of it
it referring to the 100k

buy as much ltc as i can then """"accidentally"""" mistype a 0 while trading to gap trade

you could just buy 1 link for the whole sum

i guess what would give you more money is to get in as much debt as possible, dunno how you would do that

Easy peasy

>Put it in Dadi

This is unironically the best strategy.

Making money in theory is easy, doing it in practise is much harder than losing money unintentionally.

Losing money is as easy as making a mistake and allowing someone to profit from it. This is why worthless out off the money options should be easy to get liquidity on, there are plenty if people who would take you up on a bet that is 100% going to lose for you.

this desu

Except VEN made gains during the bear market and is already recovering whereas all the others you listed have lost more than 50% of their value in the last few weeks and keep bleeding.

Write put options on google with a strike of 10c.

best answers

A true capitalist right here

LINK 1000000x in 2 months

sign in for all p&d group. i can get rid of that money in a day.

Donate to socialists, aka money bottom less pit.
Or invest in Bolivars

Literally this

> buy .0000000001 ETH for 100k

That was hard

this

There is literally no way of knowing you retard otherwise I would become rich with sell orders.

buy bazingacoin, stellar, apple stock, facebook, dragonchain and link.

Gone in no time.

Is the real answer.

kek, winrar would literally have been a billion dollar coin

>Invest everything in Prodenum.
>Return after 1 month to my donor.
>Only whisper one word.
>Penis

>buy monero
>oops I lost the private key all the money is gone, give me my 100 million now
>log back into the wallet since I didn't actually lose my private key and keep trading with that 100k in crypto
>put the 100 million in risk free investments and live off the interest for the rest of my life

>100k x 100 = 100m

sell the rumour, buy the news
buy high sell low

always buy coins shilled on Veeky Forums when the shilling reaches its peak desperation

buy a coin right as its delisted from an exchange

My bad, 10m. The plan doesn't change though.