I bet you can't imagine how to live here, where everything is rigged. I finished my bachelor's and can't even land a job, because everyone is hiring friend of a friend... Literally, i guess it's the shittiest country to live for a sociopath like me... I dont have any connections or so Blew my last money in crypto and got justed pretty badly
WHAT TO DO ???
Grayson Wright
Buy digibyte sir
Ryan Cruz
cant you try to go to another country?
Nathan Ortiz
i live in france and it's pretty much the same, you're not going to get a job without connections
Xavier Young
i cant move to europe since im not an experienced worker
same goes to canada
Angel Moore
kneepads are universal
Isaac Brown
fuck, i thought that western democracy was more appealing to sociopathic way of life
Robert Reed
Same shit in Canada
Christian Cooper
>sociopath >cant manipulate people
Camden King
have you watched borat?
Kevin Sanders
at least you can work in macdonalds, no ?
Ryan Ross
>WHAT TO DO ???
Buy a suit go to the nicest clubs/bars in your city and make friends with people of a higher status than yourself.
Landon Clark
go mine potassium u pleb
Cooper Robinson
French law master degree. Can i get a good job there and live like a king?
Caleb Collins
yeah, fucking hilarious ))))
however a lot of people were freaked out because of it... i guess that now actor has the permanent entry ban
Brayden Evans
>sociopath >socially retarded autist who wants attention
same coin
Robert Turner
Start something with the money you have , i am pretty sure you can bring some "innovation" from the west and make it work there. Unless of course you have some shit law that prevents you from doing it.
Christopher Sanders
No, they hire Temporary Foreign Workers from the Philippines to do that. I haven't gotten a job in 2 years as an engineer haha
Jose Howard
actually yeah, if you earn anything more than 2-3k a month you can consider yourself a king here
not mentioning that every girl will want to suck your dick because of your nationality )
James Sullivan
i had hopes for crypto and invested at the ATH ....... as usually, normies get fucked )
Mason James
Have you sold? You'll break even in a few months.
Wyatt Smith
would like to do so, but no chances
Robert Torres
no, i will never sell... will wait min. 2-3 years
u think there is a reason to hope for a nice outcome ?
Benjamin Garcia
Sure, this bleeding might be a manipulation that would last 2 months.
Dylan Garcia
what kind of engineer you were ?
Im an ENVIRONMENTAL
should've just studied computer science, i fucking regret going to university .......even though that it was the best time of my life i guess
Jayden Green
Mechatronics. Fucking nobody wants me.
Jeremiah Diaz
isnt this shit pretentious ?
Aaron Foster
europe takes every pajeet man its so easy to move to europe, netherlands is a paradise. everyone speaks english and people are nice im not from netherlands but i i think i will move there next year
Andrew King
come on, my country is not a war zone.. no chance to be a refugee..
Thomas Morris
and there seem to be a way to move for the pajeets, however not for the post soviet communists ))))
Levi Scott
Nice i am really gonna look for an opportunity there.
Luke Ward
just hang on bro we will find the way. another shit country here
Christian Sanders
>I finished my bachelor's and can't even land a job, because everyone is hiring friend of a friend... Literally the exact same situation on NYC, London, or anywhere. Niggas is broke
Ryan White
you should do so, also russia is nice, but people are more agressive and nazi
David Sullivan
how do we jumpstart ?
Gabriel Robinson
How come hot Kazakh chicks on eHarmony never write back to me?
Jonathan Foster
Are you ethnic Russian or Kazakh?
Always wanted to visit - how allah ackbar are the muslims there on a scale of friendly kebab merchant to decapitation while on fire?
Brody James
>Mechatronics LMAO get fucked Waterloo chink
Jaxon Ortiz
I'm actually the last white guy to go to UBC. If I was a chink I would have the connections and "Mandarin skills" to get a job.
James Carter
I have a few solutions 1) War 2) Fight Club/Mr Robot-tier destruction of all banking records so everyone gets a hard mmr reset
Landon Taylor
why is the funniest post i've seen in ages
Alexander Lewis
>We 37 seconds to 6am. user, I don't think that's how that saying goes.
Isaiah Myers
Kazakh. However i barely speak it, studied in russian and practically all of my friends are russians
muslims are ok, of course there are some people with big ass beards, but they are safe (there has been no explosions so far )))
Aiden Rogers
Oh mb senpai. Is it easy to get gook pussy?
Logan Barnes
More than 10-12k a month in America to be living like a noble.
Logan Cook
probably because the chicks there are not real and mostly scammers ?
i might be wrong though
i can find you a chick there, but whats the point ??? you willing to visit the country if there would be a thirsty girl waiting for u ?
Nathaniel Smith
Kazakhs seem alright. I've been to Russia a lot - do you have the same Tajik, Armenian and Azerbaijani gopniks are Moscow does?
Jeremiah Edwards
dude thats a cool as fuck major. was one of my top choices.
not easy getting a job for that LOL
im a biomed engineer myself and my job isn't as related as i wanted it to be
Jayden Myers
What about "mambets"? Are they always "na govne"?
Logan Hernandez
Join the French Foreign Legion
Daniel Scott
and get shot by a real nigga someday
Jack Garcia
Every time I feel broke, I think of my eurobros like OP. I have every vidya I want, eat whatever I want, have all my amenities, yet I'm still not happy. I'm not rich or anything but I'm never terribly hurting. I once had a Russian roommate who was literally fresh off the plane. He asked to teach him how to use the washing machine. I turned it on and walked away, and he asked "where does the water come from? Do I need to add water?" I almost cried
Grayson Collins
ahahah, you know the word ) yeah well, in kazakhstan most of the gopniks are kazakhs...
Lincoln Wilson
what are the crypto tax laws in your country?
Bentley Gutierrez
>Strg+F >Trap >0 Come on Veeky Forums this is a trap
Daniel Cooper
мaмбeты этo пздц ) i assume you speak russian ?
Jacob Reed
Do you want to make money or not?
Blake Gray
dafuck you talking bout ? ;-D
Eli Stewart
its unregulated, nobody gives a fuck about crypto so far
Levi Perez
If you aren't terminally retarded sure. (You need to be white) I've given up on engineering I'm looking into some other business to start now.
Chase Ramirez
of course i want to you have any ideas ?
Joshua Torres
Дa, я из Mocквы. Гoвopят, чтo в Кaзaхcтaнe вce зaшибиcь. Или y вac тaк жe, кaк y нac: в cтoлицe нopмaльнo, a вoкpyг - paзpyхa и пиздeц?
Grayson Moore
What about young kazakhs - are they still non-degenerate or are girls sluts and fags walking around?
I know you are a Muslim country but communism kind of made you secular. Any blacks in Almaty?
Are people pro-Russia or do they suck USA dick?
Hudson Lopez
>you willing to visit the country if there would be a thirsty girl waiting for u ? Sure, who wouldn't? As long as you're confident she's not a gold digger.
Grayson Wright
дa, нa пepифepии вce пиздeц
Jaxson Rogers
>I finished my bachelor's and can't even land a job, because everyone is hiring friend of a friend... like everywhere in the world u fucking moron do you really believe freedom you watch on TV is actually real LUL
Luke Collins
Take some time to appreciate it user. It's fashionable to shit on everything constantly in the modern world but it's actually fucking incredible how well everything works and what has been accomplished all things considered.
Jaxon Russell
yeah, there are blacks (however i do not live in almaty, but i assume there are)..
i guess its 50-50 now, regarding the russia-usa support
well, i live in a shithole and i could say that most of uneducated people are degenerates.. But in the cities everything seems to be good
Cooper Butler
Show us your feminine benis honey pie
Julian Price
Kekeke that made me laugh. Hope you have many non explosion days friend
Cooper Bell
but it doesnt make it any easier i dont even have money from social welfare, because there's none of that shit
Alexander Thomas
You could go be a janitor in Moscow. Always hiring.
Grayson Cox
crypto tax/legality situation there if you were to actually make/have significant money?
Jordan Barnes
))) /b/
Brody Rivera
dont have the info, but i assume that bank will pay attention to you and thats not a good sign
Joseph Stewart
buy a suit and fake it till you make it you just haven't made it yet (even if u land u job u didn't make it yet) hint: you will never feel like making it regardless of making it or not
Christopher Jackson
Does Kazakhstan have nice country towns, perhaps on a lake, that Veeky Forumsraelis could retire to after this next crypto pump? Would a random white dude be able to fit in over there eventually after learning Russkie?
Henry Brooks
how's the potassium tho?
Brody Lee
can't you just claim to have german heritage and fake some documents? theres a bunch of kazakhs who moved here after soviet russia collapsed
Bentley Jones
of course you can google the pics nobody hates foreigners here
Tyler White
no, kinda impossible ... i was thinking to apply for masters in germany, but my gpa is 2.6 out of 5 .... even though that im not stupid
Angel Martin
Jews: Good or bad? Do you like Uzbekistan? Are you married and does your wife operate plow?
Nicholas Green
Do freelance work, I write articles online for at least some cash so I don't fucking starve.
Isaiah Robinson
im not married. just a young broke nigga jews - dont even care, so my answer - good uzbekistan - i think its the poorer version of kazakhstan ))))
Angel Williams
gpa really depends on how your kazahk uni is accredited by the german university ranking (anabin). also you need to have 8000€ p.a. in a locked account to make sure you have enough funds to sustain yourself in order to get a visa (unless you have EU nationality).
Kayden Stewart
how difficult will it be to get around/do stuff there without knowing any russian?
how possible would it be to sell a car there as a foreigner without residence etc and what's the complications, both legal/illegal
Levi Moore
LARP detected. proper answers: >Jews: bad. >Uzbekistan is asshole country. Jew detected. beware of the JewClaw.
Ryan Price
Дepжиcь Зa Cвoи Кpипты Cвoeй Жизнью.
Kevin Ortiz
Does your leader have a mighty penis?
Leo Allen
Why hasnt russia annexed northern parts of your country yet?
Ayden Mitchell
Nazarbaev is a friend of Putin and has been even longer in an office.
Colton Rodriguez
A friend of putin has a mighty penis.
Grayson Robinson
would be really difficult ... nobody speaks english
for the car - you have to legalize it and pay taxes if you want to sell it... that would cost a lot of money, probably 40-50% of the total car price
Andrew Adams
Your jewdar is on point.
Hudson Barnes
is threre a lot of jobs available ? and will it be possible to learn german in 2 years while studying ?