Ok biz I got 200k from my grandmother, it's locked in an index fund trust for 5 years so I can't do anything with it...

Ok biz I got 200k from my grandmother, it's locked in an index fund trust for 5 years so I can't do anything with it. I have $2000 of my own and I want to turn it into something, how do I make my first million?

tfw mother's side of the family is nothing but dysfunctional penniless alcoholic displaced farmers that I haven't spoken to in over a decade, fathers side is unknown because he was a pussy that hit and ran
I sure wish I could just have 200k fall into my lap

Invest in bitcoin. 100k by the end of the year.

My family is extremely frugal. I hate spending money and so do they.
Am I not wrong in thinking bitcoin has had it's time?

is 'muh family' how most of Veeky Forums got their initial investment?

you're here and not a faggot, that puts you in a better position than 99.9% of the species

that's called generational wealth

btc is done.

buy blue chip stocks.

maybe when you get the 200k look into combining that with your own money and getting real estate

get a margin loan

hey thanks that's the nicest thing someone's said to me on Veeky Forums

you probably wouldn't appreciate it if you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

$2000 in LINK and hold for 2 years

>buy stocks
Good one, haven't had a laugh like that for days

Stinky linky

true

shoo shoo

>how do I make my first million?
Step One: inherit two million

LINK

Write a bot and you can do it in about 2 months

What are your settings bot god?

can you gib some hints? studying EECS and know basic stats and probabilities. MCMC, heuristics, or ML?

ALL IN ON LINK

buy order when it falls $5 below where it is
sell it $10 above that
or stoploss it $5 below purchase

>Btc is done
Source?

That doesn't make sense, you're getting raped on exchange fees.

toplel, the absolute madman. This really made you 2M?
Thank you user.

market makers dont pay exchange fees user

Hmm, seems I need to start a business.

>leaves you 200k
>locks it an index fun for 5 years
what a cunt, i can understand when your 20 from when your 16 get everything set together, but fucking you when you have a job already is a shamefurrr disprayy, have you tried getting a lawyer or some shit and tried fighting for it. Is your grandmother dead?

leave it in the index fund instead of losing it gambling on shitcoins

>white privileged