FKING FROZEN

ALL MY LINK AND FUN ARE ON THERE AAAAAAAAAAA

twitter.com/ApocoCrypto
>twitter.com/ApocoCrypto
twitter.com/ApocoCrypto
>twitter.com/ApocoCrypto

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPOCALYPSE

I WAS GOING TO MOVE MY SHIT TO A WALLET AS WELL OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS IT I'LL KILL MYSELF IF BINANCE HAS BEEN HACKED

Lol that would be rich. A Mt. Gox during this would legitimately be the end for crypto. Especially with how big binance is. I would be fucked since that is what I use and I currently have ICX on there waiting for the token swap. But hey, you win some you lose some.

[worried laughter]

twitter.com/binance_2017/status/961397899241254914

>binance client scrubs
I use a MAC

itt: >trusting a chink, ever

aw crap.. tried to tether as it froze..

Relax guys, binance is just locking in our prices before we crash further. Good thing I never bothered ordering my trezor.

IM RUINED. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

twitter.com/binance_2017/status/961397899241254914

BASED CHINKS SAVED OUR COINS

Top Kek
0x4e87016fd144e1716b9985afb704fc359d243a4f

will I be able to cancel my buy order when it unfreezes? WTF

WTF it's the real guy doing it too.

Hacked?

no its a fake with 140k followers wtf lol

This might speed up the downward trend. Large chunks of tether was locked out.

people are still falling for these wtf

brainlet

etherscan.io/address/0x4e87016fd144e1716b9985afb704fc359d243a4f#tokentxns

christ, is it really this easy? look at how much they raked in today alone. Granted some of it is probably sending to himself to show 'legitimacy'

...

That sweet feel when everything’s on a ledger... hahahahahaaha I hope Binance goes mt gox on you stupid fucks

reddit.com/r/BinanceExchange/comments/7w0yia/read_system_upgrade_in_progress/
fags

>hahahahaha.... nothin personnel kid...

Hope you locked your prices in friend, it's going to be a bloodbath!

they are updating you fuck

>willing downloading a Chinese botnet

OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOST THE 1$ WORTH OF BTC DUST I HAD IN THERE.

oh SWEETIE

oh god

oh herro preese we make ah time oop grade ah beet corn you come back rater k bye

>keeping your coins on exchange
you deserve it, mtgox wasnt enough ?

>tfw kind of wanting it to have gone tits up so I could feel smart for not trusting keeping money there even though this would wreak havoc on my shitcoins

yfw that dust is worth $130k in 7 years time

I learned my lesson
Lost 2 BTC on Gox.

wtf mate I moved a bunch of neo into trade for a bit. fml they done took my NEO!

Why its fucking frozen

also

if they exit scam i am flying to hong kong and i'm going to buy a kitchen knife while i'm there, find their hq, and stab as many chinks as i can before their security downs me i'll lose everything

I literally just transferred all my shit off binance last week after keeping it there for months. Phew that was close

uh oh

Literally just deposited 600 dollars to my binance wallet. Is it gonna be ok?

so thats what the weekend user meant about removing everything off exchanges.

Fuckin goxxed
Top kek chinks

You just bought a plane ticket for the ceo's mom, she'll be ok

These dumb chinks can't even put a system maintenance page?

alright I'm getting scared

oh god. i hope i can cancel my buy order in time

>muh monies!!!!

i just logged in, bunch of idiots

now look at the exchange

I'm logged in too check the trading view its fking frozen lmao

>making hundreds of millions in legitimate, legal cash daily, set to increase ten fold during the greatest technological bull run ever seen
>exit scamming
pick one

order books are frozen

and I thought tether was going to be the end of me when I sold all my eth on binance a few hours ago. Now I can't even get my goddamn tether.

riced

>had ~40k worth of ADA on it because i couldn't be fucked to find the wallet for ADA

what's going on lads

I only just signed up 30 minutes ago and bought XLM 15 minutes ago. Still up for me.

So you're now logged in?

Who's the idiot now??

HAHAHA

Does the app still work?

looks as frozen as the phone app

twitter.com/binance_2017/status/961397899241254914

binance

Verified account

@binance_2017
now30 minutes ago
More
A system maintenance is in progress, some users may experience a temporary decrease in exchange performance while this in underway.Thank you for your understanding.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHERE IS MYT FUYCKING MONNIE I NED TO GO TO SLEEP

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I can still see my balances. Screenshotting just in case

christ, i was trying to fuckin sell and of course now were down $200.

Is crypto finally died?

...

>he's trying to sell
>schedule all exchanges for 24 hour maintenance, ddos his bank's servers, delay his transactions for 59 days, disable the log-in blocker and murder the dev team
>it's done
>dump it

client is frozen too

kek

WTF

IT'S OVER, WE'RE FINISHED

It's real.

It's fucking real.

Checked binance.

Fuck everything.

Big if true

same. fingers crossed.

I'm sweating cold

they made it to the frontpage of Forbes, they can't be a scam right?

so did enron

why do you people do this. the flaming sword of karma always comes back.

i've been wanting to move my REQ and RLC off of binance for a while but the fees for withdrawing them are outrageous. i guess i better do it when the servers come back just so i don't have to worry about shit like this anymore

twitter.com/binance_2017/status/961397899241254914?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

You're all a bunch of faggots

Look at their twitter you fucking brainlets.

Hahaha it's over. I withdraw literally minutes before this I must be the luckiest man alive.

...

>unplanned system maintenance

i keked

seems legit

Wtf is this some kind of joke. seems shady

seems like they just crashed and used "maintenance" as an excuse

>EVERY EXCHANGE

Alright let me just click right here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH