NO NONONONONONONONNOO!

I'M FUCKED!

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I cant speak chink, i-its good news thought right guys? ahaa.. r-right guys?

Wait why can't I withdraw

"binance forced to cease operations - assets seized"

yeah that's really good news

i had EVERYTHING on fucking binance, fucking government is investigating them

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE SIX FIGURES ON THERE

>implying we can't reach chinese

nice try OP

FUCKING JAP PIECES OF SHIT FINALLY GETTING REVENGE FOR HIROSHIMA

>"Binance under investigation. CEO missing."
Holy shit this cant be true

Even if it hasn't its just a matter of time. Binance is the holy grail for North Korea. If you trust Binance and everyone working for Binance AND everyone who contracts their server maintence 100% then by all means leave your shit there. I buy shit and immediately transfer it to my wallet.

Hold on guys I can read mandarin. Roughly translating it says op os a faggot

They're gonna short. Pump it.

F

>CEO missing, presumed eaten by a goat.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

AWHATTAMIGONNADOOO?@!

Did someone cry out for a steely eyed visionary hero type. Chairman Chad will save us.

you mother fuckers teLL ME WHAT IT REALLY SAYS
I CANT READ AAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I STUDY FRENCH IN SCHOOL I SHOULD HAVE LEARNED CHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

...

G A Y T R A D E R S B T F O

"Binance under investigation. CEO nowhere to be found."

LMAO

I moved everything out of Binance like 2 hours ago :)

>Tfw you movd it all to MetaMask months ago
Lesson learned, never keep your shit on exchanges.

the monero gold guys are at least based

holy fuck I made an account just a few minutes ago to buy some link

what will fucking happen to link now?

This is the actual translation.
Nice troll though OP.

BIIIIIINNNNNNAAAAANNNNNCCCCOOOONNNNNEEEECCCCCTTTTT!!!!!!

"Binance CEO found hanging in office, business card from Igor Bogdanoff found in coat pocket"

NO NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

It's a ransom note? Quickly solve the puzzle!!!!!!!!

Nothing to worry about faggots:
newsbtc.com/2018/02/08/crypto-exchange-giant-binance-will-12-hours/

Finally. A crime Sam Hyde DIDN'T commit

he wrote the article

medium if true

Binance is Chinese you fucking idiot

Damn. Why does he keep getting away with this?

Are they really? There's the first problem. China's leading industry is white collar crime.

Over in the legitimate investing world, most people wouldn't touch a chinese company if they had a gun to their head.

looks pretty up to me

This is the translation you stupid fuck, I just did it.

t. Chinese girlfriend

Fucking DUTCH at it again!

IT'S OVER
WE'VE BEEN CHINKED

>Wow~ monster eats the wallets

Chong here:

Headline says "Xi Jingping to mee the Dutch King"

OP is a LARPing niglett

>inspect element
>Swap photo for binance logo
>post to Lithuanian pork bellies derivatives trading forum

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OH FUG

Holy shit, I was planning on making a binance account this weekend. If this really goes to complete shit, what other reliable exchanges are there?

I lost over 150k thanks to this

BUY BNB NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOT A DRILL
twitter.com/alchemcoin/status/961450244809506817

How much do you expect the price of BTC to drop with this? A hundred bucks? Veeky Forums is small enough, and the subset of people here retarded enough to believe this can't certainly move much volume.

that says binance launching in japan
guy in twitter says "oh thats why there was no japanese language"

KAMIKAZE THEM NOW BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Um, I just signed in. Website is fine.

我知道了

literal笨蛋

get rekt, stupid baizuo

THIS THREAD IS EXPERIENCING ORGANIZED FUD

NONE OF THE FUD ON HERE IS TRUE. I REALLY HOPE YOU ALL DIE.

DUBS CONFIRM

CHINK’D

Kek.

>He didn't buy the dip at 6k

Sorry user.

Binance is in Hong Kong, not quite the same thing.

OH MY GOD. AHHHHH!!! I HAD EVERYTHING ON THERE!!!!

>CEO found to be 7ft reptilian
Saw this one coming

>keeping anything on a chink exchange when the government has been breathing down their necks for months
Dumbasses these days. You had ample warning.