Hey Faggots

Hey John, shouldn't you be wagecucking right now? You've been in school a LONG time now.

John, I'm sorry but when Veeky Forums was recently in Athens, we cashed out for hookers and blow. We ran into your "banging hot" slut, and since we're all rich enough to lift all day and cycle roids, us NEETs are now more Alpha than Centauri.

She begged us to run a train on her - we just had too, you get high, you do this shit, ya know? You might have also noticed her ass is pretty loose now - token Tyrone happened to be with us and had a ride too after we were done.

Ok, back to making money and banging ho's John. Enjoy servitude buddy!

> gets genuinely mad at an ancient copypasta kekekeke

brings back good memories...

*teleports behind u*

*stabs you in balls*

back the fuck off?!?!?!?!

nothing personnell kiddo

>tfw can't participate in the nostalgia threads as much as I'd like to because of multiple folder deletions

Oh well

Hey John,

My name is faggots, and I one every single hate of you. Fat of you are all, retarded, no-lifes second spend every who of their ass looking at stupid day pictures. You are world bad in the everything. Honestly, have any of pussy ever gotten any you? I mean, I guess it's people making fun of fun because of your own level, but you all take to a whole new insecurities. This is even worse than facebook off to pictures on jerking.

Don't stranger a be. Just shot me with your best hit. I'm perfect much pretty. I was football of the captain team, and basketball on my team starter. What jack do you sports, other than "play off to people drawn Japanese naked"? I also straight get A's, and have a girlfriend hot banging (She just Shit me; blew was SO cash). You are all yourselves who should just kill faggots. Thanks for listening.

Bitch Related: It's me and my pic

Man... well I guess we literally didn’t leave no /b/tard behind.

>saintvicious
>hotshot
>doublelift
i want to go back

Hey Atheists

My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defocating on Jesus's shroud.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and told the most prayers at church. What religious activites do you take part in, other than "Worshipping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bible

He died shortly after this copypasta went everywhere.

woah...nice symmetric post get

Someone do a bog pasta!

before the times of pink wojacks and crypto...back into the bosom of our goddess

I will comeback to check later

>The man in the image was turned out to be a man named Paulie Carbone, who was killed in a car accident on July 10, 2007.[1] A number of memorial videos were posted on YouTube to his memory, which have since been deleted.[2] These videos eventually ended up being trolled by Veeky Forums users, by posting comments which were not well received by Carbone’s mother.[2]

Immortalized by meme magic. RIP in peace paulie

he died for the memes a true human bean

this is older than the navy seal copypasta. You nogs are retarded

Do you call it grinman or cockgobbler?

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Oh man I forgot about cash a- larp

your the one who looks like a faggot

Yea im a loser. I made a shitton in crypto. If im not watching the market im looking up what expensive escort or pornstar i wanna bang. Cocain and hookers my friend

This copypasta is from the damn dark ages and you idiots are actaully falling for it

hey john long time no see, did you also buy some shitcoins?

John has pretty short eyesight, wait till after college faggot you stuck in that grind for 30 years homeboy hahaha

As if.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY HES BEING MEAN AND HE GETS PUSSY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Exactly, proof of all the newfags

so many newfags :D

Memories.

some more memories for the oldfags

got a good laugh, thx op.... damn im a true oldfag

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Gtfo it's fun to reply, I was coupon scamming on /b/ since 2011 while u faggots sucking ur daddy's dicks

wow since 2011? i think i was on a break from all the newfags like yourself during those years

Jokes on you I stopped sucking my dads dick in 2008 because he said i was a big boy and it was time to move on to my little brother and make him a man.

...

unironically this. I consider myself a newfag and I started during the jessi slaughter debacle

>touched up by father

Op forgot to add this to his bio....... Also how is Bert? Does your gf sleep in the bed with both of you now?

Fuck dude we are getting old :(

Top kek

>tfw there's so many normalfags these days that hardly anyone recognizes 2007 copypasta.

I almost got nostalgia seeing the wall of text I used to see 5x a minute and ignore and got sad reading these replies.

thanks for the stroll down memory lane op

>There are new fags on this board right now that cannot recognize this ancient copy pasta

he dead nigger

finally fucking found it

2010 is oldfag? Brb going to kms been here way too long

OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Veeky Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Veeky Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Veeky Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to Veeky Forums and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.

ive been in this shithole since 2006. what does that make me. nvm i love this shit

thanks for the trip down memory lane though

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Love this version

i mean it has been 8 years buddy

I'M SCARED TOO user.

We are the old fags now...

Your post is screaming reddit all over

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid shitcoins. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Fuck.
I haven't seen this posted in years. Have a bump OP

Only true oldfags will remember