Killing it in crypto

>JUSTed for 1/3 of my initial investment in crypto
>wagecuck minimum wage job
>5'8
>ugly as sin
>never had a gf or been shown interest by a girl
>no friends
>5 inch dick when fully erect
>unable to maintain erections due to ED

fuck you for complaining you cunt, i'm gonna go kill myself now

average doesn't bang hot girls

Hm sucks, I was born well endowned. But I personally don't enjoy sex.

da fuq is SMMA

lol girls decide whether or not they want to fuck a guy before they see his dick. And unless its literally tiny or literally a horse cock, they will fuck you.

Get your fucking cuck mind out of here

This
I'm 6'6" with a dick a little over 6" when cast iron - and have always been told its the perfect size. It just looks smaller to you because it's not completely proportional to your height.

>6’4”
>mid 6 figs in crypto
>decent job
>8” births dick
>Ugly

Fuck this, I’d take being slightly above average looking and a fucking 6” duck any day of the fucking week SHIT

they wont fuck you a second time though

>t. 6 ft 4 with 5 inch cocklet

maybe, if you suck at sex. Its possibly to make a girl cum with a 5 inch dick tho, just a little harder.

>t. 7.5 inch cock but cum very fast so i cant make most girls cum

You're a spoiled ungrateful nigger you know that?

then those girls wouldn't have been worth it anyways

and if its a case of pump and dump who cares? random whores are random whores

You can pay for that transplant thing.
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3497852/New-hope-men-wanting-enlarge-manhood-Silicone-penis-implant-adds-two-inches-girth-length-lasts-life.html
Doesn't make your dick look like cottage cheese, and works. I'm already saving up for one. No more pencil dick for me.

>5'6"
>ugly as shit
>7 inch dick
>thick as a soda can
>never even used it
maybe i was born to be a porn actor

Ive injected my dick with the things he uses 100s of times and not gained anything. Not saying Ron is a faker but it doesnt work for everyone.

Jelqing, clamping, hanging never helped either. Some people are just destined to be cocklets.

neat, that shit better work. my dick is 6in long and just under 5in girth, feels pathetic man

nice LARP you're broke and probably 4 inches max

5'5''

cute 5 inch pencil dick.

gf sucking on it all night long bb

post pics or larp, it just can't be that small

Dude be glad you made this thread and I saw it. Look up the bathmate.

Does this shit work though, it look like just a dumb penis pump, doesn't it just go away after a little while?

>tfw large dick but autistic and no money
I'd trade with you desu

People who have gotten it, say they are actually going back for the bigger sizes lol

>thousands of dollars down from ATH
>anxious retard with close to no social skills
>premature ejaculation
>dick slightly under 5'
>skinny skelly slav
>narrow shoulders, wide hips, low test

A-atleast Im 6'3 and have nice facial aesthetics

wtf? 5.5" is average for what? chinks or something? i thought 6" was global average, is the size correlation between a meme? im 12" shoe size and 5.5-6" so for me it seems perdy accurate

nice trip fag, tall + above 6.5/10 tier face will do with women. look at treaduo. bitches love him although hes roughly 6.5-7/10 at best but women do like a tad femininity in a men

Train it the same way you train muscles
DO DE PAAAMP

jelquing gave me a centimiter

5.5 inch length, 4.2 inch girth. Am I fucked?

4.2" jesus, thats fucking korean tier mate. i feel insecure with my 5" girth

Wait

Are you telling me there are people taller than me (5'9") who have a smaller dick (6 inch length and 5'5 inch girth)?

>5'11
>7.7inches hard
Get a bathmate

does it work?

can't have it all, user

5.5 inch length? rip.

>having a completely normal, average dick
>worried it's not good enough for the roasties

Jesus, this is what it's come to. You need to stop caring what roasties think. If she needs a fat dick, she probably has a nasty pussy.

such a gay thread

because its fucking satisfying to make roasties moan like a whore that they are when u peg them silly

Do NOT have the Elist procedure done

thundersplace.org/penis-enlargement/my-elist-implant-experience.html

3-4hrs nice pump gets about 1.5-2inches

6’4 isn’t god tier, sorry to break it to you, friend.

t.actual master height 6’2”

>insecure about dick size

^ that's all i'm reading

>If she needs a fat dick, she probably has a nasty pussy
lmao all dicklets use this cope

t. im a dicklet

>6'7
>Frequently told I'm handsome
>8 inch dick
>Spent my 20s floating by on minimum effekt and fucking sluts
>Now nearing 30 and have no marketable skills
>No money
>Living on welfare
>Making all the wrong choices in crypto

what is happening and how do I make it stop

In Italy we have a saying:
>who has bread does not have teeth, who has teeth does not have bread

Brain is smaller than the rest of you

>he doesn't know about big vaginas
Found the virgin.
youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0

Been watching too much porn dude. Around 6 is fine, shave so it looks bigger. Be confident with what you got.

No. Kegel exercises work but pumps and jelqing will damage you in the long term. Here's some advice, don't take broscience form anonymous strangers on a memecoin board.

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Lol they dont find out till in bed 16 cm long and more importantly thick cock, nailed 4 girls. 29.

3 of them said the omg its so big stuff, but doesnt help me get any extra

If you're that worried then move to South Korea or Hong Kong. Big fish in a small pond. Size is relative to location.

use one of those bathmate devices. i promise.

Buy a tiny mail order Asian woman. Even the smallest dicks seem big to them.

ya i know a tall dude who has a 6incher too. he always complains he has a tiny pee pee. i think its the proportions thing
>tfw 5"9
>7" weiner

>be 6'4, 7 inch thick club but only have 10k in crypto
I wouldnt trade with you OP but it could be worse, you could be broke and have a micropenis

Some endurance athlete on Joe Rogan a few shows ago was talking about how he shot his dick up with stem cells.

full metal alchemist

>6
>>>.8

i think it stands for : social media marketing agency

also look into stem cell penis enlarment, in a few years it could be a viable option

same here brother apart from the small dick and around 7 figures in crypto

Ron Jeremy 's site has some good info on this

my condolences on your micropenis sir

im 5'7" with a 7.5" dick lol sucks for you... the only thing that sucks for me tho is that i'm poor :(

expand on the ecommerce bit, please. How'd you do it? FBA? Dropshipping? how?

6’4” is too long. 6 is perfect. And yes, you are a dicklet. I’m 6 feet and my dick is slightly bigger than 7. Feels good, desu.

>Portfolio down 83% since ATH
>Losing hair from stress
>The hair I have left is turning gray at the age of 23
>5'7 manlet
>4 inch cock

God, just smite me now.

hehe, even the people that look like they're perfect have defects

everything is made equal in the eyes of god. prove me wrong

Quit measuring your dick against the dicks you see in porn. Those are two standard deviation dicks. 6 inch is plenty to work with.

Average dicks are designed to fit in average pussies. If your dick is too big, I'm sure it's fun to fuck with, but the average pussy is going to need a few days to recover. Average dicks get to fuck more often, assuming the pussy isn't a cavern.

5"9 guy with an 8 incher here. I have PE problems. Trust me, being a big disappointment is way worse than being an adequate fuck. Good for getting chicks to cheat with me tho I guess.

If I send you .3 ETH Will you be my sidekick/pet?

The average vagina can take an 8 incher without too much trouble. It gets problematic when they are bigger than that.

untrue fag

u have to be careful with the cervix at that length

Stop masturbating and do cardio. Will fix that shit up in a jiffy

i know exactly what you mean, user

op just go on pegym or something if u want to get bigger

>He's looking at selling. Pause. Pause.
>Bear trap in. He finally sold.
>Pump it.
>He thinks this is the end of the dip and bought in.
>Dump it.
>He's on binance.
>Pump it again.

>premature ejaculation
>stop masturbating

haha what

Actually, small dicks are kind of ok. I don't really like big dicks. They don't feel particularly nice.

>8.5 inch dick
>Make money with it on grindr
im the kneepad meme but reverse

Make it 1 ETH, and I'll do whatever you want.

0xa0bB907308df693BC5B08014277d909366d578ff

tfw 5'-6" with 8" dong

But how do you make money with it? By prostituting yourself?

t. 8.5er here myself.

No, he sells it by the slice.

Yes. You also just have to be a little bit gay and use viagra for that last bit. Really doubt you can find women that want to pay

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