Veeky Forums trolls McAfee

Alright Veeky Forumsraelis, let's have some fun amidst all the pink wojaks and smug pepes. McAfee is chimping out on twitter, let's call him and fuck with him a bit. Record your call through vocaroo.com or any other way.

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You first

>McAfee said i was a retard
>I WANT REVENGE MOMMY ASSEMBLE MY PERSONAL ARMY

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

What did he say?

you recorded it right?

can this guy please just eat his thumbs instead of his dick so he can stop himself from all this ridiculous shitposting?

not your personal army you dumb faggot

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

Please be careful. Don't troll him too hard or he will track down and kill you after taking too many lines again.

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

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Lmao he just called me. I actually really fucking answered

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Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

He said
>Some of you guys are alright, lock your prices tomorrow

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HAHAHAH

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Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

order him a pizza with ground meat that looks like little turds

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

I called him and asked him to shill a coin. He told me he is going to track me down and kill me

what did he say

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

Someone call him and pretend you are a Binance insider. Make him believe there is something seriously wrong with the exchange. Add more fuel to the fire. If you can fake a chink accent that's better.

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

>he said to all in neo

I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

LMAO
nice one user
i wonder how is your game with girls

I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

He said Nano will moon, 10x by next time this week, pls buy

I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

lol.. yea.

This fucking thread kek.

I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

LOL i called him and asked how much to shill a coin on twitter...dude is fuckin hilarious. I called him BACK and he picked up on the first ring. 10/10 might call him again

He called and I said "John Mcaffee here"
He was really fucking shocked he actually answered so He was just like "Hi"
I was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
He was like "just calling to say hi." and he just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence I was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like I was about to hang up so he said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
I hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but he was shocked I answered

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

I called and he said "John Mcaffee here"
I was really fucking shocked he actually answered so I was just like "Hi"
He was like "Hi, how can I help you?"
I was like "just calling to say hi." and I just sat there trying to breathe kind of awkardly and loud into the mic.
after like 10 seconds of dead silence he was like "alright well, thanks" and it sounded like he was about to hang up so I said "WAIT" then said "I got your number off twitter. what is the next shitcoin?"
He hung up on me lol, didn't say anything. but I was shocked he answered

called him and he said "juan macafio here que tal"

weird

STOP FUCKING CALLING ME!

this

>just did a minute ago, I am asian so it was easy.
>not sure if he bought it but he seemed to be very concerned.
>uploading vocaroo atm

take me in the screenshot

LOL!

Called him. Seemed like an okay guy desu. Told him not to take it so hard. Had to hang up because he was getting alot of calls

I called him also, he actually answered!

>Mcafee:John McAfee here
>user: Hey there, I was wondering if you could tell me why you believe bitcoin will be worth 1 million in 2020.
>McAfee: Call me back later, I am currently answering calls from angry people.
>user: Ok, thank you.

kek please be real

I really wish McAfee-senpai-sama-kun would call me a retard :(

jesus christ this is some next level faggotry well done

I'm in Nashville, should I pay visit to Mcafee? He lives 1 hour away from here.

ahah he answered me too wtf

I'll legitimately send you one (1) ether if you do it and record it

Ring ring Mr. McAfee

pack a kevlar vest

chances are hes gonna kill you with his weaponized lawnmower

Lmao I just answered him. He actually really fucking called.

he had the balls to call him

His answering machine is full guys, hes not picking up anymore. Or i guess hes talking to someone right now, should i keep trying? Im going to shill him Turtle Coin

Cheer up, i'll call you a retard for him.

Damn haha he actually did answer. I thanked him and said he's a good guy.

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

That was nuts lmao, did not think he'd actually answer.

do it, it could be the best story of your life. maybe hes bored and he'll have a chat with you and allow you in his home and give you dinner and alcohol and child hookers and shit like that

Better have a good prank call out of this. Maybe even wait a few days so he forgets.

Lmao I just called him. He actually really fucking answered

please link

CALL HIM, HE WILL ANSWER THE PHONE!

7316088837 JOHN MCAFEE

u live in america, he can kill u btw

McAfee is a crazy bastard

>just did a minute ago, I am asian so it was easy.
>not sure if he bought it but he seemed to be very concerned.
>uploading vocaroo atm

he not afraid of anything

Wow this is top fucking kek, somebody post a recording

Lol I did what that guy said. I have my mic muted for the laughs dont worry. I tried my hardest not to let him hear any laughs.

vocaroo.com/i/s1D1P48WrMBs

this

never know what will happen

Can someone please call him with the Frank Garrett soundboard and upload? Please

lol'd so hard

He answered. That just made my week.

I told him that a bunch of retards from Veeky Forums are posting his info and trolling him and to pay no mind, said thanks for bringing awareness and resources to help crypto grow and I have always been a fan, He said thank you and he appreciates the info.

Just called him, line was silent and then I said "Hello?" it was actually him responding "Yes, this is John?". Kinda flabbergasted to hear his voice and after a brief silence I said something like "Oh I am sorry didn't mean to bother you". He responded “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and making dumb noises. I apologized again and cut it off, really weird.

Recorded the call, it is uploading now.

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>He bought it.
>Continue with the exit scam

THAT ACCENT
FUCKING DEAD

Try to sell an antivirus software to him.

This would be a genius Nigerian scam where they make you call some number that costs 100$ a minute.

Only niggers are not smart enough to pull it off

Some .mil boi fill this shit out with his address globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/usmc/mcwp/3-23/appc.pdf

Hahaha I'm sorry guys, I actually do like John and he sounds like my grandpa. He seemed kind of confused by all of this so I wanted to give him a nice call xD

Binance just rekted him lmao.

10/10

holy shit he actually picked up, i wish i recorded it

"John McAfee here"

>heeyy stop shilling all those shitcoins
>uhh kill yourself
>hang up

wow what a special birthday for me

>internet p-pls stop
john why did u do this

>vocaroo.com/i/s1D1P48WrMBs
LMAO!!!!

Sigh