Can someone make a boomer wojack?

Can someone make a boomer wojack?

[insert stock image of despairing broker]

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Dont worry for us, young lad. We all shorted it.

MY PENSION FUND
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO THE WHIPPERSNAPPERS
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Excellent buying opportunity

I like to walk around at work and say “it’s okay, maybe you’ll be able to retire when you’re 85.”

CANT WAKE UP

I'm affraid of what my family thinks about me laughing like a real madman

>followed Veeky Forums's shitty advice and put my 200k in gainz in the market in january

>buffet is accumulating
>next decade will be parabolic

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Pension funds are by law at least 60% in bonds, which are not providing returns with current tiny rates. That is why pension funds are broke, not because of stocks. Stock market is tiny market it cannot even provide a depression, depression requires a bond or housing crash.

These are hilarious

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mate have you seen the bond market lately.

Fucking Millennials.

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I haven't, can you give me a quick rundown? I only follow crypto markets so I have no clue what's going on in "real" markets.

Rates rising crashes bonds

10y note futures are down 2016 peak 133 to 120. 2007 we were at 105, likely going much lower now with super low rates pumped markets

>bought 1k worth of AJRD and HAL today at a discount

Bring on the military spending.

ayy lmao

HODL !
Then sell at the lowest.
Be a bro !

You can't use my picture without permission you pathetic millennial.

never had the makings of a bull market

very nice

good thing I held BITCOIN

Tokyo sushi, whatever

How do I tell da wife we’re gonna have to sell the RV and the time share in Boca Raton? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Good work, you bought in at the top of a parabolic blow-off bull market. You played yourself. Hope you enjoy losing 50-80% of it.

>investing in anything but imaginary internet money is for boomers

underrated, kek

hahahahahahahaha