AAAAAND WE'RE BACK

AAAAAND WE'RE BACK

No we aren't

>implying we will ever be

I went long at 8.5k

as long as that trade is open bitcoin won't go up because then I'd actually make money for a change

IT'S HAPPENING
GOLDEN BULL RUN NOW!!!

>long at 8.5k

user....I

Why is wojack a chad now?

This but unironically.

Why are you people so stupid?
this is not funny anymore, makes me want to leave this board for good.

because he's a rich chad Veeky Forumsraeli alpha male, calm and collected. correctly predicts all market movements.

Yes please go back to plebbit

want to see more green chads

yes plz

THE DUMPENING HAS BEGUN IT WAS A BULLTRAP

I WAS HERE BEFORE YOU REDDIT PLEBS INFLUX THIS SHIT BOARD LIKE AN STORM ON A WINDY DAY

I’ve been on /pol/ since 2011 breh

Annnddd we're dumping
Newfags never learn, even when TAfags try to warn you
Stay stupid biz, you retarded cucked smelly virgins. I try to help you every day and all you do is say duuuhrrr fud
Duhhh he dun sold early

this

my positions make sure it never, ever goes up

or, if I sell, it's guaranteed to never go down

I've been on /b/ since 2008, before it went to shit

Is someone else holding the phone to his ear or is he holding his phone against his left ear with his right hand? That's fucking stupid

maybe one more tiny babby dip and we are back
unless it stays in the flag like a good boi

*I meant to say if, not unless

Imagine that guy who just shorted 1000000 at 100x leverage and made 3.5 BTC in the space of 5 minutes.

Anyone selling right now is certified retarded.

kek, praise shorters
yep, cuz they should have sold days ago ahahahaha

>risking 1mio to get 30k

Have all of my upvotes good sir.

strange looking dump

Can you explain why you went long at 8.5k

I was trying to spam everyone on Veeky Forums not to buy the top

Why? It is on its way down. You just buy it back cheaper.

not looking good on the ETH chart
Buys are weak, i think they are being baited so they can collect more profits

Definitely won't be mooning, it might rally but we are going downwards.

No, if you're using 100x leverage then you would only need a margin of 1.5 BTC or something to buy 1000000.
It's a joke, anyway. 100x leverage is fucking madness.