Biz, anons, pajeets, I need your autistic and creative help with getting revenge on someone i work with.
To begin the best answer is going to get .5 to 1 eth depending on how good/helpful it is so please post you wallet in your response so i can send it.
Now the TL/DR of the situation is i got REALLY fucked over by a coworker and i want to get them fired or really fuck them up. This is a revenge post don't come at me with "they don't deserve this" crap i promise they do. My idea is to buy a drug from the darkweb that i can slip in their water bottle but i don't know what the best drug would be or where on the dark web is the best place to buy it. I'm open to other ideas but the most creative/realistic idea and the most helpful is the one getting the full eth.
Let's see how sadistic you fuckers can be. I don't want them to die but i could live with them getting very fucked up temporarily. Let's see em!
post his phone number all around the place on toilet walls. make ads on craigslist saying you want to suck/fuck. find out where hes going to be and set him up on blind dates with freaks. sell a 52 inch TV online for $40 and use his number.
dont do the drug thing though, it could kill him then youd be in trub trub.
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Ian Jenkins
Tell us what he did first, you fucking brainlet.
Anbd stop typing like you're 12 years old.
Tyler Edwards
show them Veeky Forums
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Alexander James
Repeatedly order drugs from DN for him and specificaly ask the sellers to not stealth the package.Make sure the sellers aren't domestic so the package crosses borders
Luke Torres
the drug thing could be pretty messed up, you could slip the guy a load of acid and gaslight the shit out of him, that would probably really fuck the guy up mentally although it's pretty illegal, my dude kek
Dominic Hill
Don't fuck around with little baby revenge things like drugging his drink or whatever, because in reality it's not going to bring you any sort of long term resolution. The key here is just to focus that rage into becoming a shining fucking star at work and getting ahead of him. Work harder, manipulate smarter, be better. The real best revenge is when you are his manager and you get to decide how his every hour of every day is spent. That's the real fuck you.
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David Bell
this desu
William Mitchell
the old boomer revenge tactic
Elijah Bell
LSD would be easiest to dose him. takes very small dose 500 ug. it would fuck him up for 8 hrs. Drug him 1 hr before he has to do something important
Hudson Adams
Okay so far all I'm seeing is a bunch of pussies. The best response so far has been acid but i feel like there's a better option out there. I'm not going into details about why i want to do this because it's irrelevant and i don't care about anyone's opinion on if i "should" do it.
Brandon Allen
go to "dreammarket" on tor. take out your enemies
Kevin Ward
This is the new leading response. Please post your wallet address in case you win.
Jace Garcia
was going to suggest same thing...well done
Carter Scott
They are they masters of fuck you
Leo Parker
Buy Scopolamine, you can basically control them and make them do whatever you want. Then just have them run around the office naked with shit smeared on them and have them deficate/urinate all over the desks.
Elijah Barnes
LSD will be the easiest logistically. It takes one drop. tasteless odorless and you wont kill them. cant really think of any other drug
Jason Phillips
it's like the 10 year cold burn OP probably doesn't have enough patience/wants a "fuck you" now
Eli Cook
This is stupid. He will just end up in the hospital tell everyone he got poisoned or sick and everyone will pity him and give him attention. It's retarded and will benefit him in the long run.
Brody Ross
Find out where he lives, either collect or purchase a ton of literal shit, and go to his house late at night. There are websites where you can buy a fuck ton of elephant shit for not that much. Then, go to work, covering every inch of his car with the foul fecal matter. If you don't want to stop there, put some on his house as well. If you want to go the extra mile you can slash his tires also.
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Aaron Flores
Have you ever even done drugs OP? It's not like in the movies where you see the devil and think you can fly and jump off a roof. Acting normal on LSD is not hard.
David Moore
Don't drug him. You will possibly be caught by surveillance cameras or a co-worker. It is far too risky and would make your life much worse if you were to be caught.
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Jason Rivera
fuck his wife
Leo Gomez
kys faggot
Nathaniel Turner
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Good luck man
Zachary Green
Mostly weed never LSD. If they start acting weird at s corporate office my goals are going to be accomplished. LSD is definitely the leader.
Jack Jenkins
high enough dose and the fucker will be catatonic. especially if he doesn't know what is happening. He will think he is dying
Parker Powell
Keep your hands clean, user. Hire someone to do the work. You could hire someone to drug him for you.
You could also hire trashy hookers and have them show up to meet him at his place of work. Eventually he'll look like shit no matter how he tries to play it off.
Scopolamine aka devils breath is a drug that makes someone do whatever you say and they won't remember, I remember seeing a VICE YouTube video about it awhile ago and this post made me remember it. Have him get naked and try to fuck a coworker.
Alexander Thompson
fuck you, i just said that.
Adam Richardson
say he touched your bum bum in the toilet go to HR #MeToo
Juan Scott
accuse him of being a pedo works every time
Hudson James
Here's something you could do that isn't even illegal.
1. Buy a copy of Mein Kampf 2. Put it on his desk or with his belongings 3. Wait for reaction from butthurt coworkers
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Kayden Edwards
You stupid nigger. Just go to Veeky Forums and look for DNP threads. Then ask who the current go-to seller is. I believe the last selling rate was $250 for 50 250 mg pills. DYOR Slip it into any drink or food of your target that will hide the yellow color of the powder. Because it will stain yellow. Put ONE dose of 250mg in his/her/its food or water. 250mg is enough to make that nigga sweat like a pig and be generally miserable. 750mg will take him/her/it out of commission for a few days pretty much, because just lifting your arm will cause him/her/it to overheat. 1g will have a chance of literally cooking your target from the inside. If temperatures are warm just do 150-200mg. Not even going to post wallet
Jaxon Gutierrez
OP, you're missing a massive part of revenge.
What power do you have in the shared environment with this coworker? If you work in IT, this is probably the easiest thing possible. You can also avoid auditing.
Adrian Evans
Right. Once you in a position of power over him you slowly break him down. Nothing he does is right. He can never do anything well enough. No promotions.
THEN you start teaching him how to do it right. He follows what you say the more he follows what you say you slowly promote him. Mentor him. Now he looks up to you. He respects you. Eventually he loves you and spends the rest of his life feeling guilty about what he did to you.
You fuck him until he loves you.
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Josiah Foster
Befriend/engage with them in a social setting, let them get comfortable with normal chit chat, then start noting every instance they make of saying something "problematic." Encourage such talk to their face, behind their back start discussing your coworker's "problematic" views with the other people you work with. Make them notice it too. Wait until the co-worker says/does something "problematic" in front of someone, then report them to HR. Repeat as often as possible until they're taken by the thought police.
William Davis
is you have no clue what lsd is then you're 100% fucked. >why is my heart going crazy oh my god I'm going to die!
Levi Davis
You can easily be caught drugging something. And how are you going to get him to accept something? a quick sniff of scopo and hes under your spell. and Im sure it can be found on the B.M easy
Colton Wood
why not just follow him home, scout out his movements, and throw on a ski mask and fuck his ass up, why pussy foot around it?
if he got to you, get his ass back, put some fucking fear in his heart...unless youre a pussy then yeah go ahead and dose him with lsd HES GOING TO LOVE IT fuck it dose me with lsd and ill thank you for it
Daniel White
give them these plants the gympie gympie they are very bad
Lincoln Young
Sorry friend you posted that while I was typing and finding a link, I'm on mobile so I can't keep up with a fast moving thread.
Henry Reyes
Just tell us what the guy did
Dominic Sanders
Viagra. A lot of viagra.
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Easton Reyes
Np friend, if i win ill share the wealth with ya since we're the only two that thought of it.
You are retarded stop pretending you know anything about drugs.
Brody Clark
kek, ipecac would be a good one. Take the guy out for lunch or something beforehand, maybe have a beer with him and bring him back to the office, then just tell everyone he's been drinking as he pukes everywhere
Matthew Peterson
Depends on how much you do. You can absolutely hang out with the devil on a high enough dose if that's your goal
Justin Diaz
>500ug holy fuck lol "8 hours"
Oliver Ramirez
i have solution
Christian Wilson
DNP can also be absorbed through the skin and respiratory system. As long as OP doesn't go full retard and buy crystal DNP for this purpose. Also for OP the dosages for crystal and powder DNP are different.
Zachary Wood
name another drug that has an effective dose that is as small as lsd
Acid is a bad idea considering he will remember who gave him something to eat/drink, then your fucked and you just got caught drugging someone. With scolo, he wont remember a fucking thing. You can have him run around naked with shit smeared on him, trying to rape the boss. Then he wakes up in a jail cell wondering how the fuck he got there.
Adrian Richardson
will he remember the drugging?
Leo Barnes
which is exactly why your suggestion of 500ug is fucking absurd. he'll be tripping for twice as long as you suspect and be incapable of handling it, to the point that he could cause collateral damage.
there's revenge and then there's just aimless maliciousness.
Jason Ward
Dmt you dumbass it's literally the most potent psychedelic on earth. That or ketamine
Jordan Adams
i have a few annoyances that i personally used in the workplace before. if there is interest I'll continue. hope to help you in your quest for vengeance, user.
1) use mailbait.info/ put their email addy in and it will overwhelm it to the point of being useless
2) I hid pic related in manager's office inside the dirt of his potted plant. he complained daily until he moved to new office in a week and a half. can also put it in drop ceiling or in filing cabinet under files. it truly is fucking annoying because it beeps at random intervals of time so the victim isn't even sure if he heard it or not.
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Ethan Peterson
the best revenge is letting it go and not having it annoy you :)
Wyatt King
I want a fucking story goddamit
Levi Gray
What's the highest dosed tab you've taken? Anything above 100ug if dosed correctly & if you're not experienced, there's no way you're going to be acting normal. If you're not expecting it & it's even stronger than 100ug, kiss goodbye to sanity. If op dropped a 200-300ug tab in his water, or god forbid 2 tabs (so 400+) i would be worried for the guys safety. He might well have an experience that will scar him for life, & if out in public, the police would probably end up getting involved. Go on to erowid & read some of the bad trip stories. People have had fucked up experiences on much lower doses
Henry Allen
This is way too fucking easy. Plant CP on his work computer. over the course of a few weeks, secret witness him and first have detectives come interrogate him at work. Never mention anything to anyone. Casually til off the boss hat you heard him say certain weird pedophiliac things, but be subtle. Let more time pass and tell the boss you caught him looking at child pornography on his work computer. Game over
Isaac Gutierrez
> plant actual CP in his computer first. >Disguise the CP as text files. Put it in a folder were it will go unnoticed by him. >wait months before the next move. >have someone look for something In that folder so they will have to look at the pics. >if they are chill they won't tip the police but he will get his ass fired. Worst case scenario its jail time and you fucked someone for life. Make sure you can live with that
Carter Evans
Op wanted revenge. Adjust the dose as needed. You cant od with the dosages I listed. The trip isnt going to last more than 24hrs. Which will get him fired
Isaac Hughes
And how exactly are you going to dose him with either of those you fucktard? do you understand how minute a ug is?
Hunter Watson
Phenazepam
Definitely one of the most insidious drugs out there. Google is full of horror stories. Insanely potent benzo (think xanax) that has a long onset, high potency, and lasts for days. Pretty much anyone who takes it is guaranteed to have a multi day drunken blackout. Probably get fired and end up in jail. Comes in tincture or powder form. I dont think many people still sell it but its out there. Guaranteed to make him super fucked up, act like a drunken asshole, and not remember any of it. Everyone would just think hes drunk.
Eth plz
Thomas Brooks
the fact you even mentioned overdosing in a conversation about lsd shows how underage you are neck yourself
Wyatt Gonzalez
It's very hard to fuck someone up "temporarily". Often times, when someone is fucked up, they end up doing something stupid that may get them fucked up permanently or killed. Drugging someone is a good way to lead to this scenario where they "don't feel well" and decide to drive home, but then the drug's true effects occur and they may end up killing themselves or others. This is essentially like getting them drunk.
If your work has sort of intelligent people, what you're going to do is going to just gain this guy a ton of sympathy because "wow, who would do this to you?" and if he really did fuck you over, all the signs are going to point to you. If this guy has no history of drugs or anything, why would anyone think he would be stupid enough to get blasted at work? If he doesn't chug the whole bottle of water and then dispose of the bottle before he gets fucked up, you need to have a plan to swoop in there and get that bottle and either wash it out or dispose of it without someone noticing you.
Is him fucking you over public knowledge? Is he aware that he fucked you over? Because if anything happens to him, you'll be top on his suspect list list and he may start asking people if they saw you doing anything odd that day or acting strange like approaching his desk.
I'm not saying he doesn't deserve whatever he did to you because I have no fucking clue. However, your plan to use drugs has huge consequences if you fuck up even a little bit and there seems to be a potential for a lot of holes if you aren't very careful.
Austin Ramirez
Just CUMshot on his burger. He will think it is mayo. but he is actually eating your CUM.
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Nolan Lopez
im away from my computer so no wallet address, but if you use this i will post later for my eth plz.
Christopher Russell
Hire a prostitute to stalk and approach this guy at a bar and act very interested and try to take him home to sleep with him. Instruct her to make the sex very rough and have her tell him she has a rape fantasy. All of this encounter will be secretly filmed/recorded by the prostitute and she will crop it to scenes where she is screaming "stop" and "no." Then a couple days later she approaches him with the tape and tells him that she is going to the cops unless he pays a heavy fine. If he does this, you then go into work and smile at him and say "how's it going rapist?" This will make him scared as hell that there is a rumor that he is a rapist and scared of getting in trouble. Instilling this fear is much better than having him lose his job. A job can be replaced. Peace of mind cannot.
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Anthony Long
Why would i not mention overdosing? all these other drugs suggested have a chance of od causing death. Lsd does not. Get off your high horse you autisic virgin
Camden Rodriguez
Do you all honestly work in businesses that would automatically blame you if you suddenly started acting odd? Because the first thing you'd probably do if you started noticing something even a little off is tell someone that you aren't feeling good. Unless you have a history of this shit, no honestly respectable company is going to immediately believe you would do something as stupid as come to work under any drug influences. That is usually grounds for a major investigation if illegal drugs are involved.
Jonathan Rogers
Domesticrcs, DRC, check their website. They accept BTC and I can confirm they deliver.
Clonozolam is an RC chemical similar to a benzodiazipine. It is not currently in use because of its strength relative to other benzos that have a use case. Due to its strength, at low doses it causes complete loss of inhibition and short term memory loss. The person under the influence will show signs of extreme drunkenness and a complete loss of inhibition.
What you do with that is up to you. They will be extremely pliable and will likely comply with many requests. In addition, it is unlikely they will remember any of the events while under the influence of the drug.
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Lucas Green
Just make some Pot brownies. They will get a little messed up but wont die from it or kill anyone else. Weed is easy to get and everyone loves brownies. If he gets piss tested then he's fucked...... 1QD8DG8SFrHwDNv7qUc8u3XudUiydvGLEj
Evan Young
Well, i would imagine if he had to give a presentation or talk to important clients. But you make a good point
Carson Sullivan
Another thing to do is hire a really convincing tranny to take him home and blow him (all of this being secretly filmed). then you get tape and anonymously spread it to everyone in your office. Expose him as tranny fucker.
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Colton Nguyen
brother I have a couple of young ho's that we can use a chunk of that ETH for and pay her to 'find' him online and 'seduce' him
and that's your leverage
some nasty thots pic related
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William Parker
you can buy liquid lsd. it't tasteless, odorless IT CAN BE ABSORBED THROUGH SKIN. hard to detect on drug tests. just some fun facts.
Liam Turner
Say he raped you #metoo
Gabriel Cooper
you have to beg for ETH and misguide a guy looking to fuck somebody over. stay poor, pajeet nigger
Thomas Reed
Even fucking /b/ still follows "not your personal army". Yet you fucks constantly jump on the chance by a pathetic larper. It's true, Veeky Forums is the gateway for normies now.
Dylan Rivera
OP my recommendation is as following:
>find his "type" >hire an escort to approach him somewhere/sleep with him. >have evidence of him cheating on his wife. >send his wife pictures and watch him get JUST'ed in real time. His kids wont even be able to look him in the face. He will probably kill himself or develop a drug addiction.
If you dont have the will to do this (honestly, not that difficult).
>find all of the info you can about him and his wife/family. >plan out a chronologically convincible script of him cheating. >call his wife randomly at strange times as if you were an escort looking for her husband. >send him texts very late at night with cryptic messeges >he will have no idea what the fuck is going on but his wife's neurosis will be triggered and she will believe he is cheating. >Lastly to seal the deal hire an escort to either pass by the house one day or simply say hi to him once when he goes out with the family.
I will post eth address if you like the idea :)
Jeremiah Rogers
I feel like this is taking it a little too far
Owen Reed
500 mics is a shit load. Good chance he might kill himself if it's his first time and he doesn't know what's happening
Jayden Perez
Offer to lick his asshole then kill yourself in front of him.
Matthew Jackson
Disclaimer: violence is wrong and I do not condone drugging an unassuming coworker. However, here's some anecdotal information.
Dude one time I was robbed by a guy on PCP at the headshop I worked at. he was easily caught by the cops, he thought he was Jesus and tried to fight them, they broke his ankle, last I heard he was still in prison and this happened nearly 5 years ago (I'm pretty sure it wasn't a first offense) Anyways, I think PCP probably gets the most fucc for your buck and it's about as easy to get ahold of as any other drug if you're using deep web/crypto. My two cents. (don't do it)
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Justin Walker
Unless you’re a degenerate faggot who drops cid regularly, the average person will absolutely fucking lose their shit if they unwittingly get dosed with almost any amount of LSD. Your advice is shit. Kys faggot
What substance do I use to stop bleeding? I want to know how to surgically remove a tongue. Fingers seem easy, but a goddamn tongue pumping with blood seems like an impossibility for any doctor.
Gavin James
Okay, this will take time but bear with me, revenge it by a god. This is great. You first become a server to the god of pol, which exists, and then he takes care of all. Here is the method:
>Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult. On the contrary, repay evil with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing.
The most revolutionary revenge ever sir.
>Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord. On the contrary: “If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.” Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.
>“You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.
You would be invincible desu! Thank me later
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Christopher Turner
well I'm also getting sick of every thread being full of whiney cucks complaining about every post
Jason Roberts
>OP is literally being a whiny cunt >yet you defend him while being a whiny cunt about people sick of larping off topic shit You're a special case, aren't you? Keep begging for scraps like the pajeet you are. Maybe some day a larper will give you a whiff of money.
Kevin Reyes
You should just grow up. Getting revenge is beneath you and working on how you can get better rather than letting someone else bring you down is something children allow. Don’t waste your time or energy thinking about getting back at someone.
If you progress up the ladder and your coworker doesn’t, they can’t mess with you and will probably try and waste their time thinking up ways to sabotage you. Meanwhile, you won’t be thinking about anything else except to get better.
Sound familiar?
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Leo Adams
you guys must be genuinely fucking retarded. If he drops acid without knowing it, he will have a major freakout and go to hospital 100%, probably by ambulance, thinking it could be some fucked up stroke or something. LSD might not show up in a standard drug test, but most people who have worked in a hospital for a while have seen someone come in high on LSD freaked out, so they know what to look for. Especially when u dumbshits were talking about giving him 500ug, thats a major fucking freakout and a pretty serious investigation afterwords.
Benjamin Brown
This. It's a fucking stupid plan. Wait months or even years. Gather information from him. Let him fuck with other people (remember if he's a sociopath, he's bound to step on other people in order to advance his interests), once the list of his enemies grows, you can finally make his life a living hell.
Hire detectives, gather information about his family (wife, children, mother, father, kids, etc). Look for weaknesses that you can exploit. Is he a womanizer? Take advantage and invite him to strip clubs and shit. Have him fuck whores while you taoe and record and send it ti his wife by "accident" (how you do this is up to you). Sees his child as a budding sports star athlete with a bright future? Hire someone to fuck his child up. If he's a football player, hire someone to break his child's legs that ia debilitating for life. Is he a "respected" community leader? Find dirt on him and "leak" the dirt to other members of his community/group. Once any of the above happens, remember to torture him mentally nonstop about it by reminding him conatantly of his failures.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Just have patience and dont act brashly.
Jaxson Moore
Reported for crimes against humanity you evil piece of shit.