this. also the lambo money could take you to 5M if you just calm your fucking tits and hold good coins.
Liam Lee
Kek
Adam Rogers
I want hot chics on my dick now though.
James Martinez
Bullshit.
DrDisrespect turned up to twitchcon in a lambo and he is 6,8.
Owen Myers
Get a big car for a big guy then.
Jaxson Peterson
tfw 6'7 chad and don't need a meme rocket to impress some dumb roastie
Angel Bennett
Bentley Continental Gt, also you can't afford a 6 figure car if you only have a million dollars.
Luke Wilson
>struggle to get in and out try a diablo lol. As far as fitting you can but your head will touch the roof.
Logan Butler
buy proprieties dont waste money on cars
you will always have passive income with rentals
Jaxon Howard
be cockier to girls then faggot. there's no excuse if you're a 6'3 millionaire.
Jonathan Cox
>Wanting a stupid lambo >Not wanting a 1957 Chevy Belair If you're going to get a nice car, get something that doesn't look like a child's drawing based on a futuristic outlook. Reinforce the frame, and slap a 4-cylinder hydraulic system in that baby, and you're gonna have a ride with more bounce the ounce.
Thomas Hernandez
This car is for fat old men.
Bentley Cox
License plate "G OY"
Michael Thompson
That nigger car is shit and you know it
Michael Murphy
Can that car fit my friends too?
Jaxson Hernandez
you'd have to be retarded to waste money on a lambo when you're only worth $1MM anyway, think of the cost of maintenance, insurance, fuel, plus the initial purchase price.
You'd be wasting a huge percentage of your portfolio value on some shit that no one really cares about. Just buy a nice $50k car if you really want to splurge on something. Buy a lambo when you have $10MM+
Evan Clark
>Driving a car for girls
Cuck
Josiah Bell
why do americans have such utterly shit taste in cars?
Jack Bennett
>based trips >no enough money to pay for the lo-rida seats >mfw
Ryder Hall
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Aiden Hill
>Spending more than 1% of your net worth in a depreciating asset purchase Holy fuck OP is dumb.
Mason Bennett
Hey, any chance you might be interest in investing in a business? Would love to pitch you -- Already launched, just need $$ for marketing.
>too chad to lambo I can think of worse problems to have. Maybe a Ferrari will have a little more headroom?
Jordan Campbell
that's why the suspension is tuned like that, when the driver sits in the car it will look level
Daniel Smith
>wanting a death trap
Hunter Garcia
is your gf in the trunk?
Juan Allen
he looks so happy in his lambo though
Isaiah Sullivan
I aint dumb yo bitch ass nigger
>22 and 100K comfy job
>200K cash in savings
>3 bedroom apartment (will pay it off next year)
>2017 Audi RS4, mat black wrap ma nigs
>No 4/10 gf sucking my soul and money
>Only want 10/10 gold diggers to suck ma dick
>1M in shitcoins
>2M in stocks/god tier coins (comfy linky)
Jonathan Wright
I lloved every aspect of this post.
Kayden Morris
>guy help i'm a tall millionaire and i don't know what to do my sympathies with you and your family during these troubled times
Tyler Hill
You shouldn't be buying a 280k lambo until your net worth suprasses 28 million retarded. That's the truth and that's why everyone wants a "lambo". Any retarded fuck can make enough to but a lambo but the 28 million retirement to buy one without being an idiot is the challenge to motivate it all.
Julian Watson
Move to India and start drinking poop water, that'll help with your savings.
>Aspires to get 28 millie living frugally
Nigger you'll be old AF by the time that money comes and your body won't be able to party
>LIVE WHILE YOU'RE YOUNG
Matthew Morales
you just made me realize I'd make way more money becoming a car salesman near any young white suburban neighborhood than going all pink wojak in this fucking shit
Luis James
1% commission and 20 an hour. Fuck that.
Dylan Campbell
This is impossible. I refuse to believe this. In my country people work in retail for $6k a year at 22. I don't want to live on this fucking planet anymore.
Colton Garcia
but you get to shitpost as a nocoiner all day instead of living in despair
Caleb Rivera
If not larping and blessed by thoth, get a nomad. Pricier but comfier
Josiah Baker
poor faggot. 18 here with over 100k
Logan Williams
Fuck off kid
David Sanders
I keked hard
Christian Hernandez
he's almost certainly LARPing so dont worry
the only conceivable way he's in this situation is if his parents are rich as fuck ($25-50MM+ net worth with a very successful business.)
Even a big time drug dealer or gun runner or some crazy shit with sizable tax-free earnings wouldn't have ~$5MM net worth at 22, certainly not while working a normie job, impossible.
There are people in the 18-23 range though that definitely do have a few hundred thousand to throw around but this guy's over the top.
Ryder Price
this is the worst larp i've ever read and i'm embarrassed for everyone who replied seriously
Lambos are spoiled childrens' toys; get a gentleman's automobile such as a Lincoln, Cadillac, Mercedez Benz, BMW or Rolls Royce. >when the speed limit is lower than your maximum speed, you might as well slowly cruise in maximum comfort & luxury
Zachary Gonzalez
Speed limit is for normal civilians only though Just get a good lawyer and nobody will touch your licence. I had a DUI a few years ago, and my lawyer told me for $10 000 cash, I could walk away a free man
Jose Cruz
T E S L A E S L A
Jaxson Stewart
Yeah but he has autism which effectively makes him 5'7". That's the only reason he can fit in those cars.
Hunter Howard
when I make it I'm buying a fucking toyota
Nathaniel Price
>paying ten grand to drive drunk >not driving sober and investing those ten grand Eh, partly, I'm kinda with you, because I've driven drunk (never wasted, tho), but how would you feel if you accidentally killed someone because you were driving drunk? >you know what nevermind you probably wouldn't feel any more remorse than I would (you)
Kayden Peterson
i bought one in january, still waiting for delivery my portfolio is ~700k did i fuck up??
Ryder Flores
What a stupid fucking financial decision. And this is basically false advertising to chicks.
Leo Powell
No, have fun now, you don't know what tomorrow will bring.
Owen Clark
thx bro I've never made such a large purchase and the guilt is tremendous
James Adams
You don't know what you are talking about. You could buy 2 Lambos with 20 million and still have enough for the rest of the year if you live off interest.
Jonathan Hernandez
buy out a fucking rolls or something fancy and nice, lambos are sports cars not really legal to drive on any road.
