DOW JONES JUST EXIT SCAMMED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DOW JONES CRASH
My Money!
Why can't I spend my Dow jones? What's the difference between that and my bitcoin
>It got touched by the Trump
Look at this beautiful crash. It's crashing harder than Confido.
please please please crash more
back to back. Second 1000pt crash... a new Dow record under Trumps administration.
Buffet is accumulating
The confido retracement
I’ve Been telling you lot for months, Dow Jones coin is terrible, absolute fucking shitcoin. if you really want to 10x quick you have to buy vix coin.
Can't wait to watch the futures turn negative tomorrow morning
why is this happening and how will this affect my shitcoins.
>Get my fucking broker on the line.
by the dup
>WHALES ARE ACCUMULATING
>Fake president
>fake gains
OH yah you literally can't cashout without a broker lmao
Good. I hope boomers and their shit savings go to fucking zero so they die off and more people put money into crypto
yes Broker here, make it quick im busy as you can see
>that huge bull trap
>Dump every normal asset class we hold in Asia.
>Acquire net short against CAC40, DAX, OMX, FTSE100
>Once Europe burns, short Wall St. with inverse turbos and credit swaps
>Good luck.
when moon?
are you. trying to.... nevermind, will do.
Don't worry, babydicks! Capitalism will literally be obsolete after November if this shit continues.
The Big Blue Wave will be unfathomably higher.
It will impeach Trump.
It will impeach Pence.
It will make Pelosi President.
And it will kill the Republican Party.
It will throw open the borders.
It will make free healthcare.
And it will rape the ever living shit out your sacred free speech (when far right cunts really mean hate and intimidation).
Fuck your fucking stock market, fuck your cryptocurrencies, fuck your rapist Veeky Forums President, oh, and FUCK White America, too!
I'm sure you'll wake up to another negative 500 point open and Donald Fuckass squirting more hot chili in his fat loaded diaper. His approval is about to crash even harder than the Dow.
Goodnight. :)
Nigger
tisk
The call that ended capitalism
>tfw communism
laughed out loud literally
thanks user