Burgers are slowly waking up

The CPAP was invented so that Burger World employees don't suffocate on our throat fat while we sleep.

Audible Kek

The land of the free

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Is he fucking smoking a cigarette!?!?!?

Home of the fat

barnacles

sure, why the fuck not.

How can this happen?

...and we on the east coast are just realizing that Binance is working again. PANIC SELL, lock in those 100 sat gains

Why is it taking so long for the dump to start today. Already waiting for 1.5 hours zzzz

dude that guy's so fat his asscheeks each have two asscheeks on them
i'm impressed

Fucking hell, the only money government should spend on those fat, useless motherfuckers is the contractor offering cheapest bullets.

Oh no it’s that Time again.

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

Fuck off, that's disgusting

Unfortunately OP, this guy is English. As much as it pains me to say. We'll take this one for the team, the rest of the elephant people are yours Amerifat

So why is it going up?

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm.....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite......

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POP OFF JAMES

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