/smg/ - stock market general

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

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cnbc.com/2018/02/09/blackstones-wien-there-wont-be-a-recession-but-this-market-sell-off-isnt-over-yet.html
cnbc.com/2018/02/07/ark-chief-catherine-wood-sees-tesla-stock-going-to-4000.html
youtube.com/watch?v=-6u1kG7yuy4
youtube.com/watch?v=b6uNvQich8g#t=47s
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>shorted bitcoin at 20k
>shorted dow jones at 27k
>shorted silver at 17.76
>shorted gold at 1400
>shorted bonds at 2%

Suck it, Veeky Forums

kys

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Amazon is raped
walmart raped
banks raped
google raped

WMT, YUM and V, tech's been shaving too many years off my lifespan.

Reminder to keep calm and Trust Trump.

BAGHOLDERS RIGHT NOW

All aboard! NEETs and children first!
There's only so much room on the DryShip!

gold hasnt been 1400 since 2013.

Where can I get real time quotes? I'm just watching right now and everything is delayed?

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kek. Is there a version with sound?

Just let him larp & pretend his life is worth something for once negative nancy

www.marketwatch.com is bretty gud

SAVE US MUMMY

God I fucking hate trumpfags

im down for some YUM and V once this all falls another 10% also looking to buy WM

Didn't think I'd be bagholding stocks this year. I was planning on buying a house you dicks.

Exactly

2008 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!

we know /leftypol/, now go back to your pedophile website

I wish.

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>THE YEAR OF THE BEAR IS HERE

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Unironically just Google's ticker in the search is good. It isn't good for S&P or VIX but it stays pretty current with Dow for some reason. I use it on my phone when I am at work.

us market is kill.i still have positions on eu and asia because i think this shouldnt be a global crisis am i wrong?

>DRYS up 7% this week
Papa George :)

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you are wrong. They will die a lot quicker than WallStreet

wew those bots really do hate that WMA.

DOWN WE GO
24K WALL SMASHED

23K HERE WE COME

Is this a intraday double bottom or is this like yesterday when everyone just starting panic selling with 20 minutes left? We have four hours left keeeek

Stalingrad was just a correction, the Wehrmacht remains robust, if slightly overextended.

FTSE an Nikkei are eating shit, so I guess not.

Now that we are confirmed WW3 where you guys hoping to be deployed, for me it's N Korea

WE ARE HITTING 22K DOW BOYS

LETS GO

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Algo manipulating normies to sell on their lunch break

Bulls are asleep. Post food lines.

LET THE DOW JONES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE DOW JONES HIT THE FLOOR

that was forced margin liquidation end of day

>got some nice economies from first job to invest
>markets going down
This might be good for newfags like me

I'd want to join the Norks tbqh.

buy high sell low guys

It is the perfect time. Buy at the very end of today. Maybe even Monday morning.

Here's the attempted bear rape bounce through S1

Western Canada. I'm not fighting overseas in some dumb war.

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Here it comes.

Bear trap

let's keep this positive here

Dubs confirm 1000 year reich.

kek. I'm having a fucking blast right now :)

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How do I short Dow on piece of shit Nordnet?

>tfw only invested in slow moving beverage companies lkike PEP and KO
>tfw losses are small and buying more

10,000 DOW HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

to 22K

I've spent the last three years getting in shape, studying the ASVAB, and teaching myself Japanese so I can get sent to go fly a desk in Nippon.

GET THE WOJAKS OUT LADS

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Sorry user, you can't learn Japanese

Ive literally lost $1000's this week

cnbc.com/2018/02/09/blackstones-wien-there-wont-be-a-recession-but-this-market-sell-off-isnt-over-yet.html

wait guys, blackstone says it going to be fine, dont panic, CNBC said they're experts.

>there are actually people not going all in on the SP right now

its not going to 2400 guys get real

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they always say it's gonna be fine until one day it's not fine

Okay faggots, I know some of you are shorting and some of you are on Nordnet. This piece of shit doesn't let me short sell anything nor buy any bear ETFs

>investing in aggregates

You may as well long or short.

>there are actually people stepping in front of this bear train

youre gonna get squashed

Thanks for the $$$

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CNBC know their shit, Tesla is gonna put their stock on a rocket and launch it sky high, 4k TESLA stocks confirmed by a very knowledgeable female.

cnbc.com/2018/02/07/ark-chief-catherine-wood-sees-tesla-stock-going-to-4000.html

yeah cramer is always right, they are very smart people

DIGITS CONFIRM YOU CAN'T STOP THE WILL OF KEK

Everyone who listened to the CNBC and Jim Cramer between the months of October and January are now contemplating suicide

>increasingly nervous bloomberg analysts
>XPDA is down 19%, but it's not that big a deal..!

>tfw tried shorting TSLA today bug Nordnet wouldn't let me

yeah I doubt that buddy

I used to sell these meme breaks, this was always a horrible moment

youtube.com/watch?v=-6u1kG7yuy4

Crypto birthed from crash of 08. Decade later crash of crypto bubble sets off another stock event.

Like pottery anons

>Decade later crash of crypto bubble sets off another stock event

crypto has next to nothing to do with the stock market. In fact crypto was seen as a positive because it funneled retard money away from the market

I'm so happy that fucking TESLA is finally getting it's just deserts

>Everyone who listened to the CNBC and Jim Cramer between the months of October and January are now contemplating suicide
What did they say?

I hurt myself today

that really is a $30 stock at best such a POS company

yeah but i think the market would have rather had that money, instead the money went to pajeets and spic scammers

My theory is that this is Boomers selling for their retirement. If I'm right, we will see growth stocks go down but dividend stocks remain flat or even go up. We might also see bond prices go up. Finally we may see the dollar go up.

they kept saying something about buying stocks at ATH's above even median shill analyst PT's

Why? he is trying to save the planet

Part of me wants to buy some if it goes below 300 because it could instantly jump 30 points if Musk posts a new space meme or something.

Holy shit.

It's not the faggots job to save the planet but to make his investors money

CNBC is filled with absolute clowns haven't turned on that channel in a couple of years

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Holy fucking shit.

>this user sold his positions at a loss and now needs to see the market crash so he doesn't feel the crippling feeling of being another Veeky Forums retard
kek, brainlit, what's more likely, the market is actually going to crash and be on the downswing for months, or you fell for mania

>he didn't learn from the bitcoin crash and bounce
laughing my ass off to be honest, the dow Jones could fall all day long and you still couldn't convince me it won't just recover in half a month

take a screenshot

dow Jones value at time of this post: 23,559

it's below 300 right now go buy it

Bad business plan, he should focus on making profits, the save the planet would come as a happy little coincidence

>when you bought UVXY

youtube.com/watch?v=b6uNvQich8g#t=47s

DAB ON 'EM, TROOPERS

>tfw retards actually believe this

>crossed R200
Rip bull market.

I don't even watch TV anymore.

>He didn't buy TVIX

Hmm I wonder what positions you have up