How can i turn $30 into $300k?

how can i turn $30 into $300k?

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is this a trick question?

>inb4 buy high sell low

use that 30 and buy knee pads

All in bitbean

knee pads

carlos knows how

Buy a few ethercraft items and start dungeon crawling for eth

x10,000?

you should have bought BTC at 200 (5 years ago) and sold at 20,000 (the exact peak)

then bought ETH at 5 (earlier this month) and sold at 500 (now)

Not asking advices on Veeky Forums is a good start.

Buy a girl from Venezuela and smuggle her into the states then pimp her out. Keep her daughters and sons and turn them into whores and trap whores

Bam done. That will be a 3BTC consultation fee please.

6 pairs of kneepads (for the ones that wear out) then suck 300k cocks

Step 1: Get better taste in girls.

You buy raiblocks within the next hour before it bounces back up

Invest in knee pads.

Sling crack.

omg reddit you're so funny

Buy a fake gun and rob some banks

be my gf and ill pay u $1k a week

double it 16 times

suck dicks u faggot

You don't. Get a job and use that money to invest.

Think about it, had you turned 30 to 3000, 300 would have turned to 30000, so because you didn't get 270 dollars you just lost 27000 dollars. And how long to earn that 270?

Put in like 300 and you can turn it into 3000 pretty easily over the year, start there

gonna have to margin trade well to turn it into a few k then do whatever

>I'm new so you're from reddit

and you're poor LOL

invest in ethereum 2 years ago faggot.

maybe getting a taste for real girls would be a better idea

Honestly who pays guys to suck their dick? I don't understand this meme.

>get a job
that's not an option

Gross.

Suck 30,000 dicks for $10 each.
30,000/365 = 82.19 dicks a day. That's doable. Or you can suck 41.095 dicks a day for 2 years or 27.396 dicks a day for 3 years.

$30 can buy roughly 1,500 paperclips
In one year you will own 1,500 homes
The average house price in the USA is $188,900
You will have a net worth of $283,350,000

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send me all of your ethereum
0xeE92A2a15e1F4A3f8Bf6F84627b05876a3C9Ec2F
and I will get you 300k in about 3 months

LINK

CPChain.

put 0k on the end

HEY HEY HEEEEEEEEEEEY

>not sucking 164.38 dicks a day