Why are normies so annoying

Why are normies so annoying

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incredible that he can grasp the concept of an options contract without understanding what a contract is
the normie's mind is an enigma

You're not even going to bump your other LARP thread?

>Block
>Delete conversation

the horrifying part about it all is that they are serious

Explain?

You have to understand the normies literally work for 60,70 years to amass 500k to retire. You are their only shot at being free from the wageslave trash life.

>can I get this thing worth 900k for 50k

>able to cash out tax free without anyone knowing and neither of you paying the exchange kikes

What the fuck op it’s a great idea

Even the government/exchanges wouldn't jew you that bad.

underrated post.

Alright, you try to cash out $50,000 and tell us how it goes. Especially if you’re in the Anglosphere.

It’ll almost certainly end up reported to the IRS and the fees will easily be $1-2000 just to go from eth to fiat

Sell him a burner phone with a fake Blockfolio.

No fucking shit you'll have to pay taxes and those fees retard. But even after all that you'll end up with a lot more than $5000 for all that ETH.

Larp somewhere else

listen man dont be a shitty friend okay?man come on, whats more importamt friends and family or material wealth and internet bucks? just be a good person for once

OP here

should I give him 1000 ETC for 50k?

feeling devilish

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>cashing out 1000 eth for a measly $50k

or might I get in trouble

>t. derek

Give him some bitconnect

better yet, buy those "real" coins off ebay, and just give him a big chest of ethereum coins for it

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tell him to send the 50k in xmr first
then delete his number

good deal for 50k if its cash user

take him for a ride. sell now and let the market dip once more. re-buy his bags as he's horrified he'll lose everything and then the next month laugh as you soar by at 1500 eth

Kek

tell him yes, then send him to a meeting place when he has the cash

use your burner phone to tell some niggers that some idiot is carrying around 50k worth of cash, then toss the burner and go hangout somewhere in public with a camera so that you can have an established alibi at the time of murder/robbery

Create an erc20 token called ethereum and send it to him.

Sad part is you could actually give them to him for this price and if it ever dipped below it he would be hammering your phone looking for a refund because you (scammed) him

Clever girl

are people really this dumb? or is this just becoming a more common method of trolling where you unironically pretend to be really dumb to rustle people?

Heh underrated