"And this is our son's room, he's quite the investor..."

>"And this is our son's room, he's quite the investor..."

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When do parents ever show off their son's rooms? Especially their NEET sons?

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in your dreams Virgil

Mother, I told you to knock first. My Bugatti will be delivered shortly.

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It's a dip, dad. Leave me alone.

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lmfao

Do you live in a David Lynch film?

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johnny loves eating yummy yummy shitbox

*mmmmmmmmm* yum poopy all over his lips tongue and teeth womens poopies all for johnny

thanks beautiful female for your yummy yummy shit treats for my grumbly tummy

>Socks with sandals
He deserved to die

NO DAD NOO!

>he doesn't like the comfort of socks and the practical convenience of sandals

too many plebs on biz now

FUCK OFF MOM IT'S REAL MONEY!

why the fuck did I laugh out loud

Niiiice

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>the practical convenience of sandals
That's what loafers are for.