24 hours to raise $1000

You have 24 hours to legally come up with $1000 or your whole family dies. What do you do?

I would buy the dip

sell one of my computers or guns

Sell one of my PCs and a couple guns

If I had to raise it in a day, no bank no selling my belongings, I’d probably suck dick. Lot of old dudes at the gym have money and haven’t had a good bj in decades. I have to say also, I’m straight as an arrow but I love my family. Just seems like a foolproof plan

Well, I'd take them out of my wallet. Any adult should have enough ready cash to handle a day or two of credit card fuck ups.
Sorry that you are poor OP.

This. Do people really not have an 'Oh Shit' fund?

This. Better let suck my dick with a few viagras.

Pull it out of my checking. What's the problem?

>In 24 hours
Sell 1000XLM

thats short of 400

suck 1000 dicks for $1 each.

OP didn't ask what was on your bucket list, he asked how you would get the money.

Offer $250 for Mom. They can keep the other three.

Let my family die

steal some kneepads and go to work

i would fuck women for money

ask someone to borrow $1000

If you're great at putting yourself in shitty situations like yourself, then you need an oh shit fund.

>Being this retarded.
>Letting past experiences and your girly ass emotions get in your way of saving your entire family.

You should actually kys.

Withdraw $1000 from my bank account

prepare to be broke, friendo.

Unless you meet the requirements of being 6ft+, handsome, young, fit, and 9in+ downstairs. In which case, you will make $5-10.

But he intented. Every retard can sell stuff ...

That's not even six hours of work, so I'll be ok.

Uhh, take out of bank, cc advance if no money in bank, payday loan, etc etc

Do nothing

suck 1k dicks
no other option

>Fag

Literaly go to the bank and withdraw it.... How broke are you faggots?

go 100% chainlink

fuck my family i m not selling my link stack

all in litecoin

this. my dad taught me to have 6 month wages in reserve in case the shit hits the fans.

Gofundme, and ask friends to loan me, I'll pay them back double.

>Go to bank
>"Hi, I'd like to withdraw some cash. Here's a withdrawal slip and my driver's license"
>"Thank you, have a nice day!"

>every single person is worth fighting for no matter what simply because they're related
What's it like being an actual nigger?

i thought you are supposed to always have at least $5k in cash at all times for emergencies

not in 24 hours, my uncle works at FairX

I have that in a biscuit tin so no prob. Not sure point of question 2bh

Nigga my net worth is about a quarter mil with 10% in fiat in my bank acount, I'd go to a fucking ATM

The point of the question is to correlate IPs with assets. Thanks for participating, sleep tight.

for the avg burger thats like $25k and theres really no reason to have $25k in bills lying around unless you plan on running to mexico

reluctantly sell some of my eth.

grab muh bitches and tell them dont come back til those heels are slippers

Whatever fag.

Implying i want my family alive

>Doesn't have $1000 to his name

?

I have $1000 already. If I didn't I could use a credit card.

>list my car on CL
>ask 2k
>inevitable pajeet comes along and offers 1k
>sold
>family is saved

I wouldn't do anything, I'd let my family die. My parents hate me, are supper rich and I'm an only child. I'd miss out on around 10 million if I saved them.

I'd sell my TV, bed, sofa and computer.