I'm back up over 2 million. I've requested a new withdraw limit on coinbase (was at 100k, applying for 250k a week).
What should I buy? No real estate or traveling suggestions, please. I already own a lot of real estate and have been all over the world.
Poor fags with sub 100k portfolios are not allowed to speak here.
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Don't you have to pay a shitload of fees if you cashout through coinbase?
How about buying a better attitude.
>coinbase
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Buy a child slave and raise her as the daughter you'll never have because girls hate your shit personality.
Malta citizenship
buy some friends
off yourself already
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yeah but who cares? I've cashed out over 20x my initial investment at this point. Coinbase provides a really good service, I don't mind paying fees.
how about no
also I got my dick sucked a couple hours ago by this pornstar... it was the best blowjob I've ever received by far
Why did you hire ET?
How big is you're Link %
best = only?
It's obviously a man. That's probably the reason you enjoyed so much op.
come to my country
you've posted this before, where abouts is your country my poor fellow?
I was at $7k but back down to $4k. You should lease a bunch of really nice cars. Don't forget to eat out for breakfast, lunch, and dinner too. Oh and always get the newest iPhone.
I own 100k link, literally.
Bought it so I could be part of the biz-tard elite.
No, the ones your dad gives are pretty good too.
I live in one of the most desirable areas socal, would be a tough sell. How much are whores where you are?
Venezuela, you can live here like a king for half year with only 1k
Eating out all the time is really unhealthy. I do get green juices delivered to me daily though, and I make my own.
Also I'm a vegan.
Murcielago
how fucking retarded would anyone be to go live in venezuela.
you can get good whores here for 70$ 80$ max (the best ones)
people literally are murdered in the streets over nothing in Venezuela. It is one of the worst places in the world to live right now.
I'll stick to my condo in venice beach, thanks.
nice dubs but I would never buy a super car like that. I've driven them before, they are fun, but you look fucking retarded. Only stupid persians who inherited all their money drive cars like that in LA
If you want good things and pay literally nothing, you can, If i were fucking millionarie I would live here with max security, instead i can only eat a bread every day
>yeah but who cares? I've cashed out over 20x my initial investment at this point.
Nigga you ain't cashed out shit. Doing shit the newfag way. "Millionaire" haha, get the fuck out of here.
Yea i know, but you can also get security for like nothing
...who will probably betray you for slightly more than nothing
No if you pay them good, also why would you want to go to streets, you only have to go for shit like hotels and restaurants on a fucking car, thats it
>still paying to get your dick sucked
How about a helicopter?
you don't even believe your own words lmao.
Your shift at [insert any fast food place] is starting soon
OP be good pay me a hooker
This is why people hate Californians, they insufferable cunts
Go do some thrilling shit if you're into it.
Did a sky diving course in Dubai for my license was good.
OP, you cannot be so retarded to actually use coinbase when cashing out upwards of a million dollars
Now I am fully swayed that OP is just baiting and larping
>yfw /pol/ were the real soyboys all along
Any ideas where to do that?
buy women slaves. dismember them and rape them
by me marijaynas injectons plese for lief minister
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post your 1099 form coinbase sent you or you're larping
You've fallen for a meme. Created by the same people and think tanks that brought you the modern education system designed to fast track you into a life of debt slavery while giving you the illusion of freedom.
>muh get a job to save up for retirement so you can enjoy your meager earnings when your body is too old and weak to enjoy anything anymore
>muh don't bang hookers don't be a man and fuck women when you want, you should feel disgust and guilt don't be sexually free and happy otherwise you might start realize how deep you are in bullshit
Don't be fucking dense. There's a reason all rich, famous, and powerful men from actors to senators fuck hookers. It's fucking AMAZING.
that's retarded.
post more photos and convince me your life is as sad as you make it out to be and I MIGHT send a little something something your way.
I'm an insufferable cunt because I have organic green juices delivered to me? Have you been to LA before? Traffic is fucking nuts.
Why? I guess I could go on local coinbase and risk getting hit by an FBI sting or getting robbed instead of having my money safely transferred into my bank account.
LOL OK.
fucking faggot.
Be one of the first on a commercial spaceflight.
Thats my goal
sounds kind of gay and frivolous. I'm not trying to throw away money.
>100k
hahahahaha fucking end me I have 100 dollars in crypto now after this fud
This
OP clearly had issues
>LOL OK.
>fucking faggot.
seriously though, why can't you post the 1099-K form coinbase sent you?
It's not like you need to reveal any sensitive info. The only reason would be that you are full of shit.
This is what im eating right now on the floor with old blankets because i dont have a bed
posting any kind of personal information, even if it's seemingly not revealing, is incredibly stupid.
I am a high net worth individual, I do not need to prove myself to you. I'm asking people to discuss what kind of cool shit to buy because I'm looking for ways to entertain myself.
Feel free to believe that I'm larping. I literally do not care.
with this that i found on streets i charge my chink phone because i cannot afford to pay a new charger, besides my fridge, my shitty food and my bed and this, I do have a fucking e-450 apu on 2018
I just spent $800 partying last night. what would you do with $800?
>I am a high net worth individual
No you're not. Even if you really have 2 million that doesn't make you anywhere near "high net worth". Are you also accounting the capital gains tax you owe the US government because you were stupid enough to use Coinbase?
I had $1.9 million last month, now I have $900k, I never considered myself "high net worth".
buy like TONS of food? and literally with that I can party for months here and pay the best hookers on the country hell I can even go to the best restaurants for months and drink the best alcohol
I was a millionaire before the crash.
I own ton of real estate you stupid faggot.
>posting any kind of personal information, even if it's seemingly not revealing, is incredibly stupid.
How about this, just tell everyone here how much coinbase says you owe the US government when they emailed you the 1099-K form
pic related, something you've probably never even seen before because you're full of shit. Talking about having millions on coinbase without addressing how much you need to sent to the IRS now is pointless
lmfao. I live in socal too mate. Orange County. You should open up a wood ranch, best fucking restaurant in Socal. Always packed - easy fucking money,.
don't bother replying to him, he's just a larping 12 year old
>i have millions on coinbase!
>just believe me guiz!
>what is taxes
I'm actually meeting with another accountant to discuss a tax strategy. Coinbase hasn't sent me a 1099-K form.
Are you reporting each trade you've made? I'm thinking about just paying tax on what I cashed out from coinbase, there is no fucking way I could make sense of all the trades on all of the exchanges I made.
Wrong answer
Sorry lad you just lost 800$ because of your stupidity
Depends on your interests, I'd rather be one of the first people in space on a commercial flight and experience something most humans just cant than spend my money on truly frivolous things like lambos and a house thats way bigger than i need.
I thought he asked what would I do on MY country with that
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>Coinbase hasn't sent me a 1099-K form.
then you're full of shit. anyone who has more than $20k on coinbase got one.
>Are you reporting each trade you've made?
No because i'm not stupid enough to use a US based exchange that reports everything to the IRS. I don't like giving free money to the US government just because i'm too retarded to see other options.
What retarded about a helicopter? :(
Get a fucking yacht then like every other millionaire. Maybe put a helicopter on top of you’re cool.
how do i withdraw my money without using coinbase?
I would obviously have invested on some crypto
i second this. where can i do this?
LMAO WOOD RANCH? BEST RESTAURANT IN SOCAL???
Jesus fucking christ man. Just because you're a peasant doesn't mean you have to act like one.
I used to go to the one in the Grove a lot for drinks after work. Their food is absolute shit, it's basically fucking applebees but slightly more upscale.
Animal, Son of a Gun, Tar and Roses, R+D kitchen. Michael's in santa monica has the best duck breast I've ever had.
Do you even know what food is? fucking christ...
Don`t think about it lad
Op is probably just a dirty larper anyway
Shit taste
No, they did not send me one.
>No because i'm not stupid enough to use a US based exchange that reports everything to the IRS. I don't like giving free money to the US government just because i'm too retarded to see other options.
How are you cashing out then? Just coinbase and localbitcoins? You do know that you're committing criminal tax evasion, right? If you've actually made as much as you say, you should really think about cashing out the legal way. I'm probably not going to report trades because there is just no fucking way I, or even a team of accountants, could make sense of it. Some exchanges like etherdelta don't even have histories.
>how do i withdraw my money without using coinbase?
Are you really so stupid that you think coinbase is the only way to buy and withdraw crypto?
>buy crypto on coinbase for more than it's actually worth
>get charged exorbitant fees for everything
>everything gets reported to the IRS
anyone even using coinbase is stupid, someone with millions on there has reached new levels of retarded
her blowjob skills are insane. I didn't buy her to make love to her you fucking homosexual.
No, YOU'RE retarded for trying to hide your crypto gains. You basically will not be able to use the money, you will have to launder it, and if you ever start buying nice shit mr. government will be knocking on your door asking where you got all the money from.
Coinbase allows you to cash out up to 500k a week, that's fucking amazing. No other companies do that.
my life wasn't sad enough OP? ;_;
no, you sound fine actually.
okay :(
Yes KYC compliance is killing me but I'm not going to go buy bitcoins from some nigger off local bitcoins and have no idea how to go from coin to fiat any other way.
put a spoon in your ass and I might send money. You can put handle in first.
Time stamp with "Neo, there is no spoon" written on it is required.
I think that's a guy, OP. Sorry for your loss. Oh wait, I'm being trolled nvmd.
wow you were actually larping
It was one of the greatest experiences of my life. Watch her BJ videos.
Im larping because I'm asking you to work for money?
no, you're larping because you are asking someone to do something for money, while providing no evidence of your supposed wealth
post a timestamped photo of your watch OP
surely you can at least do that, right?
you actually just told me to give more pics about how sad was my life and you now actually telling me to put a spoon on my ass..
You know coinbase reports to the IRS, how are you going to account for discrepancies between how much you bought and sold? It would imply you traded, doesn't matter if the exchanges you use report or not
post a photo of your watch with today's date
La creatura...
I'm not posting shit. Like I said, feel free to believe I'm larping.
If I posted the watch, it might not be hard to find out who I actually am. If you analyzed my posts you could predict that I would only go to authorized dealer, not many a. lange and sohne authorized dealers in LA. You could call, and through some trickery find out my personal info if you got lucky.
Like I said, posting personal info, even if you THINK it can't be used to trace you, is fucking stupid for the reason I just described.
...where do you book her?
Honest I saw and red some cunts in my life but your taking first place. And your full of shit, you re just a broke waste of space begging for attention. Complete loser. Good luck with your future medication.
lol, you took the time to write all of that and are asking people to stick spoons up their ass but can't show the smallest evidence of your supposed wealth? someone can trace you through a photo of your fucking watch?
Dude, you're a fucking larping poorfag
Her name is Angelina Valentine
theluxurycompanion.com is where you can book porn stars
What's your net worth op?