Grab a girl's ass at work because she told me I could whenever

>grab a girl's ass at work because she told me I could whenever
>reports me
Jesus Christ Veeky Forums am I gonna get fired for sexual harassment? I've never done something like this before.

ROASTED

lol..resign before getting fired...talk with HR asap...

git fuq'd?

>resign
Why?
also this has already been reported to HR

say that she forced you too do that
seeming that you are a beta cuck they will believe you

Without a witness it is your word against hers. You're gonna make it.

Without whiteness it is your word against hers. You're gonna make it.

say you refused to marry her so she's making up lies

LOL

You have my attention OP...

I already admitted fault, could have been a witness but probably not.

I have texts of her begging to fuck me, will that help??

Without whiteness it is your word against hers. You're not gonna make it.

Time to update LinkedIn and Indeed user

Get fired and collect unemployment- that you can’t collect if you quit

How exactly did she tell you you could do it? Did you ask her if there was something you could do at work, and she said "just do whatever"?

I read you can't collect gibs if you get fired for misconduct

"Don't shit where you eat"

>pulling this shit after all the #metoo crap

good luck with the job search

Her literal words in a text after I said she had a nice ass:
>lol you've looked?
>I'd be offended if you didn't
>You can touch it whenever you'd like

texts would certainly help your cause, problem is you sound severely autistic so I assume that you've seriously misinterpreted some pretty innocent conversations and an obvious, light-hearted joke that you can grab her ass any time

So you have one option. Text her why she send the complaint to HR while she sends you all the texts about fucking. Tell her that you will show HR all those text if she won't withdraw her complaint. If she get's you fired you mail those text to the whole company.

Past consent doesn't imply current consent etc. In court this most likely wouldn't be acceptable, but this is just HR, so might as well explain your side and show what you have if it's objectively what you say.

kek, if that's really true you should show HR

You good op, if you have a text that bitch has to be worried for being a slut not you

She sent me nudes right after this convo (she initiated)

unironically you have to rape her to exert dominance. she only did what you did to shittest you. she told you to grab her ass over text?

I'm too autistic to judge these things desu, but if the conversation started like that, this might actually weight against you.

Uh, just show them the texts then?

You'll probably still get in trouble for getting frisky on the job
But at least you can prove you're not molesting some innocent woman

show everything to HR then and you have a won case. also upload the nudes.

She sent me these texts literally 2 days ago
My GM told me not to do any 'revenge' stuff, its a company policy.

>win the case
>fuck it up by leaking the nudes

I'd fire you both even if you had her permission, don't play grabass on my dime.

I plan to speak to the manager again tomorrow

kek then better tell that GM he needs to have your back.

If it really really really goes to shit, tell them you will release your situation to the press. This will scare the shit out of them, they will probably offer you some compensation.

s-some evil russian haxxor uploaded my nudies to b-biz

show the texts, deny ever touching her though. you need to make it look like she was trying to set you up

Don’t be a bitch OP post the fucking sauce

>harassment

That's assault

it's too late to deny, I already admitted fault. I work retail so a camera possibly could have caught it (unlikely) but I would have been extra fucked if it did.

>Trusting women

It's a big company I guess?

I'm not posting nudes, what if you autists gets me fired by reposting them to someone I know

Yeah it's very large

post screenshots of texts faggot

>shitting where you eat
Rule #1 in the corporate world OP, NEVEDR EVER try to engage in relationships with the opposite sex in your workplace. You fucked up, now best salvage the situation to your advantage and move on. Even if you win the case and keep your job, your co-workers will make your life a living hell. People automatically side with a woman even if she was in the wrong with white knights now and all.

Try to win the case with HR, keep your job then resign. Find another place and start over. Your reputation in your work environment is already shattered to bits.

it's highly unlikely that we move in the same social circles. it's even less likely that the alleged nudes are worthy to be shared outside of this lulzy thread.

>NEVEDR EVER try to engage in relationships with the opposite sex in your workplace.
this. what the fuck were you thinking OP?

Then you are fucked. Men lack basic human rights in these cases. Your word does not count anymore

>he actually fell for it
You absolute retard, she WANTED you fired because she didn't like you, so she told you that so you would do it at some point. Then she could report you and since you have no proof that she told you you could do it she gets off scott free.

You literally fell for an incredibly obvious trap by some skank that hates you.

I'm autistic and rarely leave the house, except to work, eat and lift. Almost all of my relationships have been through work.

in all fairness, it was the semen demon who initiated this whole thing according to OP. in the actual corporate world you shouldn't outright reject workplace flirting attempts unless you want to raise the burning hatred of a woman scorched against you. the psycho bitch really went too far though.

texts will save you, show them the texts

Dude write a blog with proof and share it with everyone she knows.

She took advantage of an autistic socially awkward friendly guy and she did it on purpose to fuck with you simply because it was funny to her and she thinks you’re weak

GET. HER.

Also post the text cuz this is 10/10 bait

Yeah I can see that perspective.

thank god he has proof

>beta cuck
this... if the shoe fits, behave so pathetically they won't believe you to be a sexual predator.

but then, again... have you ever heard of a chad being fired for sexual harassment and not a beta faggot pushover?

i think you're fucked, OP. welcome to feminist corporate america...

have fun working double the work for a job, because you're white, while picking up the slack for roasties and niggers so they can leave early off while being paid more and can have sex while laughing at you working unpaid overtime kek

>hey user, can you look that over for me again? it'll only take a few more hours and i know you never have plans after work HAHAHA. just kidding, you're a bro. get it done by tommorrow, will you?
>k-kay.

Alright faggots, I'll post the texts, let me sanitize them so I don't get dunked on by the commies in HR

woah that's great dude, she even mentioned getting wet so it's totally sexual advances from her

you're in the clear, don't worry about it

It's nothing to do with being alpha. If someone can't be replaced because they bring something to the company, HR will ignore all grievances against him. A department being half defunct for weeks is more expensive than a lawyer. I doubt this is the case for OP though.

this isnt going to end well for you lol

She’s just upset you didn’t follow through. Like mostie roasties, she wants to be fucked hard when she’s least expecting it. Meet her in a bar to “clear this whole thing up” and have sex with her in the toilets. She’ll pretend she doesn’t want it but she’ll be gushing like a granny. Then she’ll drop the complaint because she’ll think you’re a Chad instead of a, well, you.

Dude this is all you need

Dude fucking a coworker will get you fired anyways

You're fucked

>won case.

kek no.

Just because some girl told OP to do something stupid and he did, doesn't mean he's in the clear.

He's fucked. At best he can take her down with him, but he's fucked.

Post the texts here, larpmaster.

Yeah I just noticed.
In that case yeah, dude's got all the proof he needs to get out of this. She's got nothing.

Though technically he may still lose his job if his workplace has strict rules against inappropriate conduct between employees. The upside is that because of his proof she will also get fired.

>I work retail
>Almost all of my relationships have been through work.
Wow why do you waste our time making this thread? You sound like a kid straight out of highschool working his first or second job while going to university. You are probably some 19 year old faggot making like $12 an hour. Why are you worried about losing some wage slave retail job?

The beginning boring stuff

I'm 28
>just kill me

You guys are so dumb

t. virgin who think sex/life works like it does in porn

If it's too good to be true, it probably is. She played you

LEAGUE

lol dumbass

>fucking a co worker will get you fired

why do americans always feel the need to chime in and spout draconian/false facts? Would you seriously get fired from an office/part time/university lecturer/shelf stacker sort of job because you're involved with a co worker?! How cucked do you have to be

fucking amerimutts I swear to christ...

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How old is she? Are you one of those night managers that try to be all cool and hip with all the barely out of highschool kids? Sure sounds like it.

These losers that have been stuck in retail for a while and barely start to climb up the ladder ALWAYS flirt and be overly friendly with these 17-20 year old girls that are still living with their parents. Buys them food and shit

>user if you ever need me just grab my ass and I’ll clme to your desk
>user: *physically grabs her ass*

OP I'd let you smash my boypussy anytime you sexy cunt

It won't save him. Indecency in the workplace is still not allowed. Always follow this rule OP, NEVER SHIT WHERE YOU EAT. People can flirt all they want but if you cross the line of flirting and going next step for relationships, you're going to get fucked.

well, that's explicit written consent, so you're fine.

>Would you seriously get fired from an office/part time/university lecturer/shelf stacker sort of job because you're involved with a co worker?!
No, you won't. I've seen it on several occasions at every job I've ever had.

So corporations shouldn't have a policy to keep Stacy from spinning on dick to the top?

She will anyways but come on faggit

I'm 28, she's 19. I am same level as her, not a manager.

That age difference doesn't help your case. You gonna post the pics she sent you?

dont need nudes but what does roastie look like. We can tell from there what her motives were

in jobs that have tense work environments such as the specialist military roles yes, general military roles? no.

BANG MY BOIJINA

bro do you shave your armpits/arms?

>that thinly veiled chad thread

Harassment never happened, post her thicc ass at least dude.

Women don’t respect men who respect them. That’s not pr0n, it’s biology. As long as OP isn’t a total fucktard, this method works. The downside is, it could land you a rape case. But we’re here for the crypto so I’m guessing he likes a gamble.

OP I SEE YOUR JAWLINE AND PRETTY LIPS

PLEASE EAT MY BOYPUSSY ITS QUIVERING FOR YOU IM WEARING PANTIES AS WELL UGH DADDY PLEASEEEEEEEE

just pound my bussy

Lmao
>editing as fast as I can

thot-in-the-making unable to face the reality of her being a cock-begging whore sets out to destroy the kind autistic chad who was unfortunate enough to show interest in her

liftet malet stays manlet

if u dont wanna look like a poorfag pajeet, shave ur pits

OP I NEED TO LICK YOUR ABS SO BADLY

please be in australia my bussy is twitching

you better go all the way to the nudes. My money is on you getting fired. Doesn't sound like you're losing much anyways to be honest. This could be good for you.