5 days

he's going to show up with 3 inch painted nails or something to fuck with us. He knows hes under a microscope.

>walks to podium
>bigmac wrapper falls out from his pantleg

I just hope he shows up in a better state than the last time he appeared on camera. It was hard to watch him lose all self-control and just straight up punch that reporter in the face like that. Made me sell some of my stack desu. Hopefully by now he’s sought some help for his temperament and penchant for vodka in stressful times.
youtu.be/Ij59eP-4gsA

Highly memetic thread

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for me, it was the video of him eating lunch. He is void of all self control. I sold my 10k stack immediately.

Pls link, so I can decide if the bags are worth it

This is too many dubs
If this keeps going we’re gonna start reaching price singularity tonight

Sergey walks to the stage, scrape his voice and started singing (Rory in the background on his guitar).

>Today is gonna be the day
>That they're gonna throw it back to you
>By now you should've somehow
>Realized what you gotta do
>I don't believe that anybody
>Feels the way I do, about you now

While in the background all the memes and user posts of Veeky Forums are being showed.

Well the singing stops he makes an announcement.

>I've sold all my link to the intolerant Nazi scum of 4 Chan.
>All my profits goes to projects to help minorities and gay people.

Anybody worried about Jason Parser crashing this party? He's been quiet lately. Too quiet

Blessed are the Link Marines
for they will be called children of Sergey.

Blessed are those who are persecuted
because of righteousness,

for theirs is the kingdom of Lambos.

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KEK next level