Tesla confirmed using ChainLink according to new insider info

Tesla confirmed using ChainLink according to new insider info.

The "new Dev" Jordan Bonilla currently works at Tesla, not smartcontract.com, according to his LinkedIn profile.

They're under NDA, but he made a mistake by posting a public message. The message was swiftly deleted due to violation of NDA.

Newest LINK larper says we will hear about it early March - so it will be interesting to see if he was lying or not. If he's right then it will be too late to buy more cheap LINKS. Can you imagine the Reddit FOMO if this were true?

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warosu.org/biz/thread/7077663
chainlink-docs.smartcontract.com/#create-snapshot-push
twitter.com/AnonBabble

haha
I faked that screenshot
damn Veeky Forums is so gullible

Guys, this is fucked up, but hear me out.
I just spoke with the new marketing director of Chainlink and he had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight. Apparently he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 houres a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore Veeky Forums. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?

ELI5 me on this shitcoin

I'm glad I asked someone to shop sergeys head on that fucking manatee, it makes me giggle every time I see it.

No you didn't. The screenshot came from this poster

I'm glad I asked someone to shop sergeys body on that fucking manatee, it makes me giggle every time I see it.

Can any brainfags give us a rundown on the push pull thing? Does that make anysense whatsoever or is the "insider" just larping? Tesla's one of the only companies' interested in the push function?

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in archive link
warosu.org/biz/thread/7077663

nobody cares about your faggy little memecoin

here's the link to the documentation he's talking about

chainlink-docs.smartcontract.com/#create-snapshot-push

Apparently this guys was fired for sexual assault- three placements in three years. Steer clear.

buy mobius

and in case you can't read the op image

I'm banned from the slack and telegram and the subreddit for calling people niggers but maybe someone can post these questions there so they get more visibility?

ha.... so happy to have faked that image.... many more newcomers to buy old fork..........

I feel so bad for linkies
They will lose their money

Those biz posts are just a bunch of LARP, why do you take those faggots seriously?

I took it; I assure you it's real. I took it and posted the redacted one weeks ago. The kid bought chainlink in the ICO too. This isn't exactly an important or meaningful thing to fake.

>Year is 2025
>Autonomous vehicles use Chainlink to communicate with the blockchain
>Traffic is a thing of the past
>Vehicles move in one sweeping motion at 90 miles per hour
>Electricity is distributed through Powerledger
>Veeky Forums autists are popping up in 30 under 30 because Chainlink is $4000 a coin and has overtaken BTC

Lol who else comfy af for the shadowforked tokens to be listed on ED?

why would he post that question on the gitter instead of one of the private channels I am sure they have?
even by mistake it seems stupid that he would do that.

they probably have a private gitter and he forgot which one he was in.

>He's a Tesla dev
Confirmed by LinkedIn
>who's contributing to the ChainLink go client
Confirmed by Gitter message, which is now deleted
>Currently under NDA
Matches with deletion of message

These things are extremely plausible

Everyone makes mistakes. The fact it was deleted shows that it was info that should remain secret..

huh, I didn't think about this. Yeah I guess that's plausible.

I'm glad I asked someone to shop sergeys body on that fucking manatee, it makes me giggle every time I see it.

What makes you think he's not a part of the team though? To me it sounds like he's working for smartcontract.com, not just contributing as part of tesla.

my dad works for tesco and he says its true
buy now!!!

DYOR nigger.

We are all tired of having to explain it to all you cunts that come in here and expecting to be spoonfed.

>ELI5
kys

Feels good man

Didn't Sergey abandon this project in November? Why are the memes still going?

is either scenario bad?

The whole thing could have been fabricated though. Linkies as pretty weird.

I have 30k links and as much as I want to believe this tesla larp..it's complete bullshit.

All he did was take a method from the API documentation. They would NEVER send an intern to do this type of work unless it was just a shitty POC.

Rory said one time that they have hired one GO dev and have other devs "working as they need them" or something like that. This tesla guy could be one of them.
I don't have rory's quote on hand but surely someone here could post it.

I'm glad I asked someone to shop sergeys head on that fucking manatee, it makes me giggle every time I see it.

yea but that's different from Tesla has developers working with chainlink so that they can put it into production for their own purposes. I took rory to mean they contract out some shit to freelancers and have hired two full-time devs for the company.

one means theyve hired someone which we already knew, the other means tesla is planning on implementing chainlink. Both good cause he seems like a really good hire but tesla would be huge for pumping the price

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I do not believe this. He is probably new Chainlink dev.

Why the fuck would TSLA use ChainLink?
I can't think of any reason theyd:
1: Need/want a block chain, what information would they need to put on it?
2: Need/want smart contracts based on off-chain data with the block chain that they don't even need.

I'm glad I asked someone to shop sergeys head on that fucking manatee, it makes me giggle every time I see it.

The 'larper' provides good reasons. Read OP's image.

After all of this is done and the price of LINK is 1 gorillion, someone needs to compile all of these threads and publish a book called "ChainLink: Following the Breadcrumbs".

I'd buy a copy and leave it casually lying on the coffee table of my million dollar apartment

there you go

This stuff is complete bullshit, every one of these larpers. Any other devs would be happy to put out a simple tweet to inform people of progress and generate hype. "Anti-hype" is a complete joke. I say this as someone who wants Chainlink to succeed.

Just 1 million dollars for your apartment as a LINK owner? You modest gentleman.

Insurance for autonome vehicles

thanks, i came

He'll be modest until his investment grows even further and then he'll buy a 5 million dollar apartment

it doesn't really make sense to me but he did give something to go on; that's why I'm hoping a developer can tell us if it's obvious bullshit or not.

You are not an investor. You are not anything special. You have contributed nothing to the development of ChainLink. Buying a funny internet token and hoping the price goes up does not make you an investor. You do not matter at all to the success of ChainLink, none of us do. Sergey already has partnerships, he already has industry recognition. Sergey very easily could have secured ALL of his funding from angel investors/firms or fintech and instead he CHOSE to do an ICO. Because that's the kind of guy Sergey is (he's a philosophy major for a reason), instead of only allowing insiders and big swinging company dicks to make money off of his product which IS NOT MARKETED TOWARDS THE AVERAGE PERSON, he chose to hold an ICO so the average person could get a piece of the pie. Now every entitled faggot here who buys LINK is upset that they didn't get an easy 10x in a month so they panic sell and fud. Sergey doesn't give a shit about some loser whining on Veeky Forums about his bags because he knows what he has, he knows the opportunity he is giving you, and he knows that if you sell and fail to make money off of LINK it is because of your own weak hands, and you will look back in regret when you see that all you had to do was wait a couple months. But you didn't because you're impatient and wanted Twitter updates and blog posts too much to see the bigger picture.

CONFIRMED

He doesn't have smartcontract.com on his LinkedIn. But it does say he presently works for Telsa.

Intern? He's worked at Tesla for almost 2 years.

Insurance claims is one of the applications that blockchain will be used for soon. One already exists, called "Fizzy" by AXA, which uses Ethereum for delayed flight compensation.

NDA?

Yes, we need to know about this push/pull thing.

thinking of selling half of my req and ven stacks, to buy more link, then i would have at least 3k, would that be enough to make it?

And this kind of autism is why I love Veeky Forums

I'll be holding Link for a long time, but your wall of text doesn't negate what I said.

Saving everything as we go

>hardware is too old
>cant hash fast enough
>cant buy more poor bux because EVERYBODY ELSE gets paid for driving
>drive extra distance
>save extra poorbux
>buy more hardware to expand current hardware
>in debt for 2x more poorbux now
>car crashes into white wall
>die in fire

>He doesn't have smartcontract.com on his LinkedIn. But it does say he presently works for Telsa.
That is a good point. I assumed they deleted it because they're just secretive about that and for some reason they don't want people to know team member identities right now. However if he works for Tesla still it could very well be an NDA thing.

He graduated college this may. So I guess he must have been interning/co-oping there.

NEVER INVEST IN RUMORS

Does anyone know where Linkpool Jonny posts? I read here he's been going down the chainlink rabbit hole and the push pull thing is about adapters and seems right up his alley and expertise.

'buy on rumour, sell on news'

Sell the rumor buy the news, right??

I mean alternatively he is just lazy updating his LinkedIn...

He's active on the slack

Nope, I was in the glitter at the time.

You are welcome, still waiting on my 0 eth.

Wow user , you just could not help yourself.

oh nice I got banned for calling Sergey a nigger after SIBOS. If it's not in poor taste to post Veeky Forums screenshots there that'd be interesting to see his response.

Yea you’d be surprised how many are just happy with that. I’m going for 1MM then reinvest the rest and be more charitable. The value of not wageslaving is so much more than material items

can you dump what you have so far i wanna take trip down memory lane lol

insider here. the reason elon launched that roadster into space was because he bought LINK and knows he will need transportation on the moon this time next year

Geez $1 million for an apartment is considered modest? I was planning on renting a $800 a month flat with my 14k LINK profits.

Smart contracts are very interesting but only viable for blockchain assets. Their most interesting use-case is trustless casino games and prediction markets. They're never going to be used for real-life agreements. Most of real-life is centralized. A decentralized system is only as decentralized as its weakest (most centralized) link. Sure, you might be able to use oracles to relay the winner of the super bowl or the winner of a national election but you're not going to be able to accurately measure whether business A is holding up its end of the deal to business B or person X is holding up his rental agreement to person Y.

The oracle problem is overblown. If you want data from the outside world just query some APIs and take the average response. It will be good enough for 99% of use cases. Code vulnerabilities will be almost nonexistent once the formal verification tools for Ethereum get improved.

Look at his record and work history. While I agree it’s a possibility, he seems like the hard working perfectionist type. If he was fired from or quit Tesla he would remove the tag.

There must be some software coder faggots here who can tell us about push/pull. Shoe yourselves

except sergey probably told him not to. Remember there are two developers allegedly and neither of them are known

>Casually post a comment on a gitter for a project your excited about
>Immediately you and your family start getting calls from nasally spergy fuckers demanding to know your connection to "sir gay" and the "En DEE Ayes you've signed"
>Family calls and demands to know what you did
>freak out and delete comment on gitter
>gangly spergs still showing up at parents door
>family still getting harrassed and death threats

Thanks guys, that's why I deleted the comment.

Sure, If I make it home before this gets archived

tell your boss to tell us something you fuck, sergey brings it upon himself

Add 'slavic' to the right

tfw only 1k links

Nope, I saw those comments like a month ago

What do you want to know ?

see

does that make any sense?

Yes it makes sense , he's working on the part of the network that pushes data to the chainlink network. Because from what he says it's underdeveloped.

He's interested in putting data on the network and from that you can understand that he's working for someone who has data to offer.

I got banned from college for the same reason

Can you give examples for what push/pull would be used for? I don’t really understand what it means in practice.

Tbh I believe this LARP and I’ll be unirohically buying more link.

But why? That is retarded. Also we tell all our ex employees to update their LinkedIn.

>Can you give examples for what push/pull would be used for?

Exactly what it sounds like. Pushing and pulling data to the CL network.

A pull example:
You have a contract for a bet on a sports game. It pulls the data from several sports websites to determine payouts.

A push example:
Your self driving car gets into an accident. It pushes the entirety of the car's logs to the CL network to initiate an accident claim

Yeah it does

>when you forget that only on Veeky Forums you can behave like being on Veeky Forums.

>spend all day shitposting on Veeky Forums
>tell coworker to stop being such a nigger
>nobody laughs, they just look at you with open eyes

success takes what it wants

I'd commission a documentary. I'd also create a short-film:
2021: The ChainLink Odyssey

If CL makes it, I'm not even larping I would 100% contribute to this financially.

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This lol holy fuck I need to watch myself. I go on a lot of Normie You tube Channels and forums. Lately I have been calling people Faggots and Wage Cucks holy f, those normies get shocked and want to Ban Me

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