"I'm really enjoying our trip together user...

>"I'm really enjoying our trip together user. I'm glad your investments paid off well enough for you to invite me to come here"
>"If I knew you had a crush on me on highschool we would have been engaged already hehe"
>"user... would you marry me?"

prenup

no thanks, I dont want a sunburnt bitch face 5head wife

question. When crypto currency fails and im left with nothing, would you still love me?

Only if you undergo a DNA test ti determine if you are not harboring microchimerismic nigger DNA from coalburning in college.

rosty get tosty

>"user I.... That wasn't in the script what are you saying"

lol who are you kidding
you are gay

This

i think we need to see other people

they don't actually work

FUCK OFF THOT

I’ll stick to my anime wifus and fap threads

Waifus fucking auto correct

Okay, as long as you are okay being #3

deadass my girlfriend hinted to me the other day that she wants to get married. I'm fucking scared bros, I don't want to lose my gains

why even post this pic she sucks

How many dicks has she held in those hands is the real question

Less than your mum

(Several months later)
>...TO HAVE AND TO HODL..."

>"would you marry me?"
>nervously checks blockfolio
>dropping every second

Y-yes!

Nah I'll stick to jacking off, nobody gets close to my money