Tea vs Coffee

Which is patrician and which is plebeian?

Neither. Real men drink breast milk from homeless meth head women. Now thatll give you the energy to take on the world

Limiting yourself to one of a category is retarded
>im now part of the coffee club and drinking tea for breakfast is a betrayal to my fellow autists in Veeky Forums

both can be patrician or pleb, you can drink from teabags and sweeten your tea and you can drink instant coffee and be a pleb drinking both

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coffee in early morning, transitioning to tea in late morning and afternoon, back to coffee for an after-dinner drink.

factually speaking, tea tastes better with nothing in it and is therefore the better drink

>"I said its factual so that must mean its a fact"

Coffee has been turned into pure faggotry thanks to Starbucks and those who imitate them.

It's easier to prepare GOAT tea at home than coffee, and almost no cafes make good tea.

So I'd say tea at home and coffee if I'm out.

They're both patrician drinks, but entirely different breeds of patrician. Tea is for poets, lutists, and other assorted breeds of soft womanlike creature. Coffee is for statesmen, military commanders, and anybody who stabbed Caesar.

Spotted the faggot.

>leaf water that goes straight through you
>bean water filled with literal drugs

Nobody I know even considers Starbucks coffee though. They all agree that it's pretty much just milkshakes with some coffee in them. Same goes for places like Dutch Bros.

Nazi scientists didn't even invent coffee back then tho

>Dutch Bros.
literally who

I'm the opposite. I drink tea in the morning and coffee if I'm up studying or whatever. Obviously espresso after a good dinner.

Coffee in the morning starts you off with shitty coffee breath.

TEA
>no aftertaste
>tastes better
>just enough caffeine to give you a slight mental boost

Coffee is shit tier
>makes you jittery
>aftertaste
>stinky breath
>nasty shits
>stains cups

>factually speaking, coffee tastes better with nothing in it and is therefore the better drink

Coffee makes my GERD flare up like a bad case of herpes, so I've been drinking cold brew iced tea for the last 2-3 months.

what?

you know, you can just order a regular coffee, right?

and it's pretty good. i mean, there's a low ceiling for coffee, it's as good as coffee should be, really.

and starbucks is actually the cheapest place to get coffee if you want to sit there and play poker on your laptop or something. the refills are free. for everything. forever.

this is the kind of post a real retard would make.

if you think that starbucks has done LITERALLY anything except serve fucking drinks, you're stupid.

Both can be patrician if quality ingredients are used and prepared properly. Both can be plebian if shit ingredients are used and prepared lazily.

coffer

Veeky Forums which tea are you drinking before your workout session?

>patrician
Good coffee and good tea
>plebeian
Bad coffee and bad tea

cowfee

This

green tea and coffee pills

neither

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>factually speaking; here's my opinion.

Acquired tastes are always more patrician, so black coffee comes first.
But really they are both GOAT, as long as they're prepared correctly with good leaves / beans.

Frappuccino, ice coffee, espresso. All you need

Tea has a much longer history with human civilization compared to coffee.

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I like just a tiny shot glass of pic related on some mornings when I've pulled an all-nighter and still have to work a 12 hour shift the next day.

Other mornings I love earl grey, chamomile, or green tea.

i laughed homie

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Cool factoid senpai

>he doesn't understand marketing

>chamomile in the morning.
doggone it man chamomile and verbena are for relaxing.

So does homosexuality.

Coincidence, I think not

Tea is always patrician, Coffee is patrician when enjoyed for taste and creative energy.

Coffee is pleb when you're chugging 200mg of caffeine so you can make it to work early every day for Mr. Goldstein

Orange juice

Chamomile is relaxing, yes, but it doesn't make me tired. It's just a nice way to not start the day stressed out.

homosexuality as we understand it has only existed since about the Victorian era.

Older cultures weren't so steadfastly black and white about where their penises went.

is it actually that strong?

checked.

>drinking coffee past 4pm
whew lad. you must never sleep.

Both are tasty and drank by people who prefer either or both

I think tea always tastes like water with shit soaked in it, while coffee has a much stronger taste

It's not super strong, iirc you get caffeine out of 1 cup of that that you'd regularly get out of 1.5-2 cups.

But it's good if you only have time for one cup and need to wake up.

I think you'll find our notions regarding homosexuality have very deep roots. Why don't lesbians receive much of the hatred? Why does so much homophobia revolve around effeminacy? Why do tea-drinkers like cocks in the bumhole? Why have I heard a surprisingly large number of people say something like "if I was gay, I'd want to be the top"?