Listen up faggots...

ok.ru/profile/559073617823

kek, some Ivan should inbox him

there's a theory that he's satoshi himself

I like the idea. This man ended the bear market single handedly.

How'd you find him? Any Russians on Veeky Forums? Should ask for help from /int/ or /bant/

ok.ru/profile/559073617823

his gf

I am russian. What do you want me to do?

Message him, tell him we love him.

$1.5bn, he forgot about it
now talks to trees

Message him and tell him to visit our board. If he does timestamp and bit coin address we will donate him

message him saying hi,
ask him if he invests in ChainLink

tell him to create a btc wallet and post it on his profile we'll send him btc so he can marry that aspie thot

I'm Sminem
send me 10 000$ bros

PRAISE THY LORD SMINEM FOR MASSIVE UPCOMING GAINS

" MY LORD, SMINEM, BLESS ME OH GREAT ONE,"

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heh, true OP, lets donate, contact his mum on vk, and ask her to set up a b/ltc wallet.

even redditfags enjoy it; out of jealousy for sminems indefatigable joy

>They found him. Abort mission.

Sminem doesn't need our poorfag change.

"I'm not a virgin, just ask your mom"

Will do everything now with proofs, hold on

also i wanna nut my evil demon-seed in his thic dopey sis and produce the anti christ

let him know

...

Last time he was online is 7 hours ago, probably sleeping now

k leave the messages
keep the dream alive

And an ETH addy - he needs some Link (because he looks like the missing one)

GIRL SMINEM HOT

btw was it you who said about 500 btc buyins with sminem the other day?

accepting your avatar request btw! before he saw my message!

Look at his house and clothes, that guy isn't sitting on 500 bit coin

yeah did u see it ~7am as soon as we got in

i was talking to DarkTrip

don't contact him. poor kid

also leave ukraine alone

no we placed some large orders not sminem
sminem doesn't need money

See if he likes battletoads

lol we got your gold 4 years ago no need to mess with ukraine anymore

You can retire in Ukraine with literally $100k. We can set this guy up for life

please tell him the situation and make him post a timestamp we will send him money

She's 27 and he's 21?
What the fuck man.

I need him in my life

I am waiting for his response now

ok user but explain the situation very carefully ok? don't ruin it

Did you give any explanation? He'll probably may block you

yeah user if i were you i would explain the all thing in one message, please send him this thread also

I only said Hi to him yet

To summ up my message: bla bla bla, create btc wallet, do a timestamp and we will donate to you, righ?

someone pls tell me why this guy is called sminem and how is he popular?

PS we adore you, like puppies and rainbows

he has ascetic ideals, he uses the money for greater purposes than mere luxuries

someone post the pic of him with the sminem tshirt

yes i think that would be better, send all the info at once, with a link to this thread

Are you guys sure he will not messup the btc wallet?

>he doesn't know

>The reptilians bow to the mighty Sminem
>At first contact aliens tried to merge with the human DNA, creating superior beings that would become masters of this planet.
>The first experiment failed, no single cell could harness the raw psychic power of the alien race. The cygote forcefully splitted in half in order to survive leaving the resultant offspring with deformed features, dividing the psionic power between two distinct entities.
>we refer to them as the Bogdanoff Twins.
> aware of the failure of their creation they desperately seek approval of the elder alien race by controlling humanity from the shadows.
> But then it came, the second experiment
>Successful melding of a single entity 200% Bog/human DNA. Less deformed features and much more powerful
>He doesn't own a home or have a single ruble to his name. Doesn't need it
>Contains all the DNA information of all life in every single cell of his body. He descends from every creature that ever lived, can generate offspring with any creature in the universe. He can create new life by merging DNA with his mind

>He is said to have 500+ IQ quantum brain but his mind working at 10% would warp the fabric of reality ending life on every being that has not a multidimensional nature.
>Being omnipotent and aware of the fact he has a gentle nature and tones down his psionic powers to a minimum to allow life to exist but is diminished to a 60IQ slav-tier intelligence in the process.
>His only goal is to bring happiness to all life
>The Bogs fear this creature and try to destroy him
>Sminem doesn't care, he enjoys the flowers and the little things in life knowing that he only needs to wait until the next heat death of the universe (has witnessed two)
>He mocks the twins by foiling their plan of bankrupting some Neets in an anonymous Cantonese basket weaving forum, just for fun
>for every Bog dump he provides a pump
>for every crash he provides a Bull run

When he releases he might make some money as the board mascot I'd say his research skills still instantly improve

She's 2 years younger than me, yet she looks like she could be my aunt.

Bullshit. He just won’t sell

Does he even know that he's a meme on some Cambodian porn cartoon board?

Lol @ when this Russian faggot posts his own address claiming its this kids

Make sure you faggots donate to the kid, not some scammer

You've used his image so much that it appears on Google and he's clearly living in destitution

Don't be cunts

Our Smimnen, who art in Russia,
Hallowed be thy fame.
Thy Bitcoin come.
Thy Link be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day your smiling photos,
and forgive us our FOMO,
as we forgive those who FUD against us,
and lead on unto millions,
and deliver us from reddit.

For thine is the kingdom,
and the Satoshi, and the Sergey,
for ever and ever

Desu

take that back or I will actually do it

He already has fortunes of BTC he just won’t fucking sell!

You were already planning it

Russians are truely ageless

>Don't be cunts
i made two oc related to sminem I admire him

Kek that picture is worth a donation

I've got some doge and tron he can have, if people don't give him much I'll throw another $50 his way

>7633384
I will donate to sminem

leave sminem alone hes our lad not yours

our as in /int/? hells fucking no

billonaries don't spend much money on clothes and silly stuff

Bump

Bump

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Sminem is a fucking meme machine

bull market confirmed, we gud bois

>It's some retard from Russian.
>from Russian
>retard
oh the irony

rare thot sminem for you collectors out there

sminem nurtures bulls

and cages bears

truly /ourguy/

no answer yet

ohmygod look at this nigga on the right

Bump, let's hold a vigil Veeky Forums

Bump

Keep bumping

>The bogs fear him like nothing else
>his girlfriend is without a doubt the hottest women on this planet
>he alone will push the marketcap of crypto to $20t by 2020

Is he Satoshi Nakamoto?

He forced the Rothschilds to “sell” all their assets to him as a compensation after they tried to crash the market in January

he would think it was a spam message, its game over from here

we need to create russian facebook accounts and send him a lot of messages

I know what to do. He is not even online yet.

I am so excited about meeting our leader. What does his name translate to, I can't read Cyrillic

"he who knows everything"

Roman

Are.....those black eyes?