/smg/ - Stock Market General

this is the TRUMP era, buckle in kiddos

SRAX squeezing

idk man its an earnings winner

Make America Great Again

Greatest bull run in history. 16 year expansion. Book it.

last time the rsi was this high it lost 50% following.

the market keeps going higher and higher each time you post this :^)

Fugg hawt

All time highs next week

I's tanking tomorrow because you said this. Thanks.

I am going to post this until you like it >:3

L.L. Bean Inc. is abandoning free lifetime returns policy and is adopting the blockchain instead. The old approach was rugged durability; the new approach is blockchain blockchain blockchain. The trend for 2018 is, replace all business words with "blockchain." "We've gotten rid of lifetime free returns and replaced them with a blockchain." "Our produce is no longer organic but it is on the blockchain." "We are phasing out free checking accounts and adding a blockchain." "You won't have your own desk any more, but you will have a blockchain." "There are no bonuses this year but instead there is a blockchain." "You're being laid off but your job is being moved to the blockchain."

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-09/l-l-bean-eliminates-its-legendary-lifetime-returns-policy

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They installed a web filter that was blocking me from Veeky Forums. So we had them unfilter the Veeky Forums.

I actually hope it dips a bit tomorrow. Need to average out some of my hodls. What is this, 4th day of greens?

based

m-muh cape!
muh inflayshuns!

So when are the bearfags being banned for avatarfaggotry?

>didn't even cross SMA50
This is the end of Jones' campaign!

Well whoever said it on the last thread did it. School shooting. RGR all in.

BUY BGFV RIGHT NOW

B-b-b-big5guy....you there man? Pls answer

Thanks. Bought 100k.

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>I'm going out to get my GF a valentine present

D-d-d-did he...

No no no no

jelly

consummate saver or trust fund kiddie?

how much did you have before the crash last week? I went from 400k to 297k. sitting at 325k now. i pulled all my 3x at the very bottom too. like literally the second i sold it has only gone up since. you're welcome.

I had around $433,000 and I lost $33,000 so I pretty much was back where I started with $400,000. But during the dip I transferred $60,000.

BIG5GUY ANSWER

Big 5 "Society is a Scam" Guy finally snapped. This is it boys. Our relentless teasing brought this upon the children of our countrymen. The blood is on our hands.

lol it was me

>BIG5
Still not touching BGFV. =3

Nice desu.
Make sure you got some bonds in there too tho. Gotta get that yield senpai.

>> tfw cyberbullied someone into mass shooting

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DAMN I AM A FUCKING GENIUS

I have 22% bonds, should I increase?

Depends how old you are

hah wtf

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The fuck is happening, crash after chinese new year or 30k DOW by spring and onward to 50k?!!

23

>2 bright green days in a row
tfw still waiting for my plane ticket

I never went and got her anything, she called on her way home and we agreed just to get a bunch of chocolate tomorrow when it's on sale.

Nah 22% is fine. What's the Beta of your portfolio though?

Also consider going long on the Yuan to hedge against rising inflation.

Scooping some AOBC for the rest of the week I think.

Increase 1% in your bond holding

>a dog with a ski mask

WHAT WAS HE TRYING TO TELL US

THE FBI IS LOOKING FOR YOU

>tfw you narrowly avoid cyber bullying someone into doing a mass shooting

Oh thank god you're still here

WHY DID YOU DO IT

Wait

Guys

The shooter is still at large

Didn't remington just declare bankruptcy?

How do Bears not kill themself at this point?

i closed my spxs position. it was only a hedge anyway.

I guess i better buy some big5then.....

Quick! everyone buy BGFV and Tell everyone to go buy their guns from BGFV right now!

someone will just have to cover up the tracks

wew, when will this crash end bears were right again

>> took his dog to a mass shooting

the madman

No it wasn't you dumb cunt that was me not using my trip

STOP STEALING MY JOKES

Bears can't keep getting away with it.

>mfw there's retards here that have been short the market for years
>mfw retards will stay short the market
>mfw retards don't even short obvious things like O or M

Yeah but AOBC is Smith & Wesson.

>STOP STEALING MY JOKES

That dog has seen some shit.

alright AH incoming lets hope for something good

Need a retarded bear pepe for reasons.

i took him to the vet, when the vet asked what's wrong, i said, i dont know, he just needs to get his shit together

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Best i can do

das my meme no steal! :-) haha

...So this is the power of options.....

Ask on krautchan or /int/

Daily reminder that Big5Guy is a moron

We need a wojak bear and a pepe bull

Is that the robinhood options?

>Degiro will never be half as usable and A E S T H E T I C as RH
Please just level this useless continent.

Options are a good way to get leverage but if you just want index leverage going outright long futures is a better bet because you have no time decay and get better liquidity.

Down 0.1% reeeee

Fun enough for the day. See yall tomorrow morning.

see you m8

Last earnings of the week for me are KO and DE

Plz pray for me, if they go well it'll be 10 for 10

Good luck user

ty :P

>dow 1% up
>dollar 1% down
Nice gains you've got there, guys.

it depends on where you are living

>These gains
T-thanks burgers

"Oh those silly guys in /smg/ are joking about school shootings again!"

*Turns on news*

I'm just being bitter since I got fucked over on rates last year. SPX basically stayed flat the whole 2017 from my perspective.

Thanks please don’t let your limp wrists drop the ball Nigel.

I am an europoor so gains in USD doesn't amount to much.

But, I am much more confident in the US markets and I believe that Euro is doomed as a currency.

I am very long USD and EMPEROR TRUMP