This is your typical Veeky Forums poster

it's actually fucked there are people that good looking
someone post that anime dress up girl who always has her wet tongue out

Wrong

You wish, the average Veeky Forumstard is the little dumb cunt

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south east asia

We see in other people only the images we project upon them.

16 is legal age of consent in UK

>ywn suck her itty bitties

IT'S NOT FAIR

this

tfw only shot is to have to resort to sketchy af sex tourism
tfw it's not even worth it

Just move into off campus apartments near a state university. That's what I'll be doing as soon as bitcoin gets close to $15k again or I get a 2x.

Who is this bunny. I wanna smash her ass hatd! How much XLM for that?

I certainly am; OP got me to a tee

Looks like Madison Beer

Madison Beer.

Reverse image search you fucking useless cunts. And you wonder why you can't get a girl like this.

She's with a white male

she looks ugly in that photo, amazing the deception of make-up

>ugly
Hello /r9k/

Weird body too. What's wrong with her legs

5/10 at best in that shot, soz man

She seems like a ditz. Like some girl I would have loosely known in high school who would play volleyball but I could never be close to because she was largely a moron.

wtf her body isn't attractive at all

the dude is more aesthetic than her desu (no homo)

Also, this is totally wrong. Older men can totally get younger women if they are built, suave, and/or have money. A lot of girls like the, "confident, sexy, older man," type for a one night stand.

I want to fuck the guy more than her to be quite frank. I'm not gay btw.

no straight man would ever write that sentence you fag

Every. Fucking. Time.

Is that John McCain?

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I want some wings

this is a fucking cringe tier fake news coping

Sauce? She’s fucking gorgeous. I want sound.

>coping incels detected

I would suck every ounce of pussy juice out of her

i like this version

>gib me dats

I'm fucking 18yo's on Tinder with 33.
Not sure how old you are, but just saying that this is completely in the range and most women love older men anyway.

Are you virgins actually enamored with her fake charm? This broad is heartless.

Happy for you bro!

>tfw might have found my breeding partner who checks every box but my inner degenerate won't rip

>stick legs
>sharp knees

2/10

are you retarded? Men can get girls 16 and over at any age.
That doesnt work for women because they age terrible

If you really want to succeed, I implore you to do this:
>try out a prostitute
>try out a few prostitutes
>work your way through until you find a painfully pretty one you really like
>actually befriend her
>find out who she is as a person
>if she's not trash, let yourself begin to fall in love with her
>take her up to a bed and breakfast for a long weekend getaway
>make love tenderly
>just before you cum
>grab her throat
>and squeeze
>stare into her eyes as you choke her to death
>orgasm to her death spasm
>don't say a word
>be silent
>silent
>
>look at what you have done
>feel the power you now own
>the power you have taken back for yourself
>you are a god now
>now clean up your mess
>nobody will miss her because you hacked her phone weeks ago and already incriminated that idiot who lives with her as a jilted boyfriend whom may optionally also be made to disappear
>bonus points for visiting her former lover in jail and telling him through the glass to his face that you hope he rots in there forever for murdering such a sweet girl
>laugh madly to yourself randomly for no reason anyone around you can discern as you remember the power that is your birthright which you took back from the world
>t. someone who has already made it and now only feels amusement with a tinge of disdain

Damn that nigga HANSUM

Autism

this

>front desk at bed n breakfast has a camera

nice one lad, keep it up srs

Choose:

>please do not ruin my future evening news by warning latent homicidal maniacs away from my obvious honeypot larp

OR

>hack the camera and sneak the prostitute in with the luggage under the pretense that it is some sort of kinky game you're paying her to take part in

...which response would you prefer?

you're probably right considering she's a celebrity

but how do you know?
what'd she do?

you seem knowledgeable on prostitute murders, do you have any advice, which country is easiest, or things like that

chad

99% of women look like shit without makeup. It's actually rare to find one that doesn't look like trash without makeup.

mirin jobra?

can anybody on Veeky Forums compete with these basic chad aesthetics? i certainly cant kek

chads are the ubermensch of our generation. no one can compete with them, user. the only thing we excel at is intellect, and women don't care about that because we are too socially handicapped to have a normal conversation with

dude hot af

This one?

My worst fear

If you really want to succeed, I implore you to do this:
>try out a prostitute
Your officially on the list. It's common for girls to communicate with others letting them know details about certain johns so congrats.
>try out a few prostitutes
Ya your definitely on their list now
>work your way through until you find a painfully pretty one you really like
>actually befriend her
So you think she's just going to graciously fall into your autistic fucking lap? Vs the Chad who spends 10x the amount on her because he's rich
>find out who she is as a person
>if she's not trash, let yourself begin to fall in love with her
At this point you'd empty out your account for her. Can't even buy rat poison to kill
>take her up to a bed and breakfast for a long weekend getaway

The car drive to the bed and breakfast left tracks unique to your tires. Your gps is stored online connected to all your autistic apps.

Not to mention ppl the girl told who she was going with.

How do you plan to pay user? Most american hotels require debit/credit card for deposits? Also cameras at the bed and breakfast.

Also did you cum inside her? Where are you gonna put the body? Did you remember to dust yourself off before burial to make sure the pollen/micro debris from the hotel doesn't come up under investigation ?

Retracing her steps from death at the office to the hotel to your car to your ass leads you getting fucked by jamal

HOLY fucking shit dude is a literal Chad. No uomo, but he's fucking handsome