Trying out local casino

>Trying out local casino
>Get dinner
>Go over to table games
>Get $200 in chips, just small bets for now while I have fun, I'm just entertaining myself
>Go to empty blackjack table
>Start playing
>50 cent ante
>Dealer is hitting on soft 17 and hard 16 if I have a winning hand
>I'm not significantly counting cards, just vaguely paying attention if it's mostly big or small cards coming onto the table and letting that determine if I hit or stay
>Not varying my bet, not keeping a strict count
>Pit boss comes by and brings a stack of eight decks to be shuffled for the dealer
>Tells dealer pointedly to "speed up", indicating that he's trying to throw off any counting that I'm doing
>Go from being at $380 to 50 cents, mostly because of the outrageous fuckery of the dealer stacking the odds finally catching up with me
>Never go back to that Casino because I'd rather not play than play a game that crooked

>go to casino with my ER20 shitcoin
>redundantly exchange for house tokens
>win 200 dollars and cash out
>they pay in shitcoin
>shitcoin goes down 20% in value, end up owing the casino $180

>the outrageous fuckery of the dealer stacking the odds finally catching up with me
How?
It’s in the house’s favour so over time you will lose. Think you’re being a little irrational. Also going to a casino KYS

op you really think casino use that much effort to rip u off measly $200 lol

Might as well just fuck around with roulette by doubling it runescape style on 1:1 bets

Kek.

It is in the house's favor, but they were tilting it.

That's why I was so appalled. I watched the dealer self-hit on a hard 17 after I blackjacked.

I mean maybe.

If only there were a fun & fair casino that couldn't do that to you because it was hard-coded not to.

>i gambled my money in a game where its a known fact you dont have any edge and lost
>it was outrageous fuckery, the game was crooked!

degenerate gambler logic, i bet if you won it wouldve been because of how good you are right

>That's why I was so appalled. I watched the dealer self-hit on a hard 17 after I blackjacked.
you dumb shit you dont even know how to play the game. a blackjack is an automatic win, the deal hit on a 21 which is not a blackjack unless you have an ace and 10.

tried it once just to say i did.
fuck casinos, it's a place for losers

and just what does this have to do with crypto, again?

btw just fucking leave when they come talk to the dealer....they aren't there to make you money

I went the other day for the first time in a while also and played roulette the fucking chink chick throwing the ball would do it so fucking soft never again will i go back

>pitboss comes by
>stand up and leave
What you should've done OP

>Dealer is hitting hard 16 if I have a winning hand
what kind of retard thinks the dealer stands on a 16? and why are you calling it "hard 16" you fucking retard

>not playing poker
topkek

this.

>they send the qt asian in with the thong on to give op a drink
>op stays hoping she comes back to talk to him
neckbeards are too predictable

Play BACCARAT

Im literally up thousands.

If they have dragon bonus bet never play a hand without atleast $5 on there

honestly never played it, whats the learning curve like? relatively easy to pick up?

>he plays table game side bets
fucking retarded degenerate asian

Easiest game in casino imo

Just yell MONKEY everytime you want a face card and you will fit right in

Sounds like you should've played Edgeless

sounds like a laugh.

I mean they definitely flagged me, but I wasn't keeping a hard count. I can't not be aware of whether high cards or low cards are mostly going by.

play baccarat if you want to surround yourself by literal smelly chinese people while they play the exact opposite of what you play because youre not chinese. that is unless you go on a hot streak, then all the chinese people will copy your moves because you lucky white man.

will you shut the fuck up. you dont even know what youre doing and you think the pit boss cared enough to try and scam you (which he wasnt doing i guarantee it). stupid fucker.

please explain to me what a "hard 16" is lol

well, I am a rather lucky white man, so that might be in my favour. Next time I'm at the casino I'll keep an eye out for a table full of rowdy chinks yelling out "Monkey!"

lol wtf broke ass bullshit casino are you playing at that the ante is 0.50 and they care about you profiting $180? Jesus, everywhere around me table games have $5-10 minimums and they generally don't give a shit about less than $500

Not an ace.

>cared enough to try to scam you

I don't think he tried to scam me, I think he saw that I had nearly doubled my money in a twenty minute period and came by to instruct the dealer to speed up to mitigate any counting I was doing.

It's one of those bordertown indian casinos. I tried it, can't say I like it.

please explain to me why you think the dealer shouldnt be hitting a "hard 16" fuckwad?

>actually caring about what a bunch of chinks are doing
>not just gambling and enjoying the moment but instead being self concious of skin color and how your different.

I dont give a fuck i go in a place my bets and eventually hit a dragon and leave up after high fiving many of my chinese overlords

Yeah. I know. I was having fun though.

Every casino has different house rules. I've seen both soft 17 and hard 16 as the rule. They were hitting on hard 17.

fuck off chink. dont act all offended
dealer always hits 16 you dumb shit. lol you actually think they thought you were outsmarting them or something. youre really really dumb. dont step foot into a casino again.

Yes if only...

I'm assuming because he has at best a 20/52 chance of hitting low enough not to bust. I'm also assuming the hard/soft thing he mentions goes hand in hand with counting roughly the amount of high or low cards that have already passed. So if he knows say 5 of those 20 low cards have already been played then the dealer only has a 15/52 making it either "hard" or "soft" depending on OP's definition. Like I said though, that is all assumption.

Again, depends on the casino. They were hitting 17 though, which is a no-no in every reputable place I've ever played.

Fucking checked lad

wow youre a retard. i dont even want to waste my time explaining why
fucking retard. its totatlly standard that some casinos have rules where the dealer hits soft 17.

I have never in my life played at a casino where the dealer has to hit a soft 17, this was hard 17 though.

>ive never seen it therefore its not true
fucking deluded retard

Are you drunk too user?

>I have never in my life played at a casino where the dealer has to hit a soft 17
You clearly haven't played at many casinos.

no im not. im calling you a retard because youre retarded. deal with it.

I haven't. I'm planning a vegas run soon though, so it'd be nice to know the house rules of different casinos and which ones are comfiest. Mostly I've seen only casinos that won't hit past soft 17.

good, go to vegas. lose your money. let us know about it so i can laugh at you.

Oh, if I go to Vegas I'm counting. So I won't be losing money, just banned, but I get to take my winnings.

lol you really are a retarded normie fuck.

High stakes Degen here. Played in casinos all across the country for thousands of dollars a hand at blackjack. No place stays on a fucking hard 16 and no place hits on a normal 17, if they do that shit call them out on it and get your money back bro

I feel like I might ask the dealer next time at a casino if they hit on hard 17 or not.

Assuming you can gain any edge in a Vegas casino at a normal blackjack table by dimpling getting "a feel" for whether more high or low cards come out is the biggest joke ever. It takes real discipline to actually beat a casino, something you will neve come close to.

Also no pit boss gives a fuck about a few hundred dollars. Until your betting table maxes don't assume they give a fuck about that chump change

It isnt feel. I can actually keep count.

This guy did, but it's a casino in the middle of nowhere with people coming for the "bet your paycheck double your winnings" special going on. At the table games, all of them, I was maybe one of five or six people playing at that time on a slow day.

My nigga

you dont even know the fuckin basic strategy or rules of blackjack and you think you know how to count cards effectively. kill yourself.
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*fedora tip*