I Lived in the US for one year, will never go back there again

>I Lived in the US for one year, will never go back there again
>had a Bank of America account linked to paypal
>closed my bank account before leaving, but paypal has no clue.
>now live in third world shithole

I want to fucking take 10K USD from Paypal since they have no way of charging me because FUCK BURGERS FOR THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE

Will Tip 0.5 ETH to whoever suggests an untraceable way to move the money

Someone reply pls

>thinks UK doesn't cooperate with the USA
enjoy waiting for the british cops

>implying british cops will do anything
THey're not even allowed to concealed carry butter knives.

I live in an African shithole where they think Paypal is magic (let alone crypto)
can't i say that i got hacked?

Eat shit.

No ether for you asshole

Why do I care, shit-for-brains?

Holy shit you are stupid even for a nigger

It sounds like a tight plan for me, Paypal can't charge a closed bank account and i'm comfy in my shithole country
what could go wrong?

Buy XMR with it and call paypal right after telling them "I was just charged x amount of money, idk why lmao"
And dont cash out that money for a year and do it in small instalments when you do.

I don't understand. Where would the 10k come from? They try to charge it from your bank account, but can't, since its closed?

1. Get a decent VPN, get a socks5 proxy.
2. Buy shitloads of amazon giftcards or other types of giftcards.
3. Sell those giftcards for 80-90% of the price for monero or btc on bitcointalk forum, hackforum etc. (There are alot of buyers)
4. Profit.

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Thanks

When you link your Paypal to a debit card then you don't have to have money in your paypal account in order to spend money, you can just spend as much as you want and paypal will charge you card in a weekly invoice
Now Banks don't notify paypal that you closed your account so it will let you spend as much as you want thinking that it can charge you later
so your paypal remains in negative

that's fucking clever

Yeah like there are shitton of people buying amazon giftcards cause the purchase you make with the card will never get cancelled and you can safe like 20-10% per purchasse.

I would be gratefull with the 0.5 eth

I will try this and will definitely send it if it works

Paxful and Localbitcoins also allow you to sell amazon gift cards.

Thanks user!!

Goodluck

why should i help a typical nigger to scam burgers? they pay u a year in their country and the nigger wants to scam them. kek

Are you fucking kidding me?
If i go there and start raping/stealing people, how would they stop me them?

>>I Lived in the US for one year, will never go back there again
oh no what will we do without you

buy gold bullion and have someone mail it to you

oh, and i don't give a fuck about .5 ETH

This board is called business and finances, not nigger and niggresses.

Fuck off Carioca.

use turtlecoin

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Thank you OP

>and that was the last time he ever heard from OP. the end.

I PAID FOR EVERYTHING AND THEY FUCKING ROBBED ME IN EVERY CHANCE THEY GOT

Oh wait. Than explain us this first.
That was the first thing you should have said. Maybe you do not deserve to be called nigger, brown Veeky Forumsraeli

lmfao man, in all seriousness you country is lovely to visit, but to permanently live there? no way. It feels like financial rape in every corner

- go to an internetcafé, you won't need VPNs or Proxy
- go to localbitcoin and get it directly from Paypal into crypto
- wash wash and tumble it dry so it's not traceable to you

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Amazon doesn't accept Paypal

Lol you dont buy it from amazon yourself. If you did a 1 sec research instead of trying to deny me you can see there are like 2 trillion webstores that are selling giftcards

This method wont work bcuz localbitcoins has a KYC before you can buy that much btc. This would leak OP identity.

Start 2 shopify store with a 14-day free trial.
Hook up 2 separate paypal accounts that can payout to your current bank account.
Spend 5k in each so you don't get flagged for further inspection by paypal.
Close shopify stores before 14 day is through.

They ask you to politely stop in the name of the Queen

>This method wont work bcuz localbitcoins has a KYC before you can buy that much btc. This would leak OP identity.
Who is he trying to hide his identity from?

he has a paypal account, they know who he is when he does not pay it back

what are you guys talking about?

What are multiple accounts and unregistered SIM cards?
And getting giftcards from a webstore and selling it at 80% will lose OP hundreds

Might even raise their voice and give you a stern look for serious crimes.

Nice larp. Paypal doesn't operate in shithole countries nor do people that live in shithole countries call their own country a shithole

The internet stops at the border of the continent or what you fucking retard

You want to what now? Take 10k from PP? Oh you mean like charge 10k to PP on credit or something? Not sure I get it.

Spend 10k from PP and when they want to take them from they bank account they'll find it's closed

yes we fucking do.
and pp doesn't need to operate here because i opened it in the US and can still use it worldwide

What if i am a queentheist? (Don't believe in the existence of queens)

Idk whats worse losing 10% or risking your pasport/id, adress and phonenumber

Doesn't PP take it immediately?

That would actually mean you do believe in queens. Queen Theist. But you aren't a completely worthless retarded 19yo brainlet so you knew that already.

nope, takes up to a week

Sell your Paypal on the Green Machine (onion) and let others deal with this. You get less money but you're safe.

It OP still here? I know the solution

But is he still here?

OP, if you're here email me: [email protected]

I'm not discussing the method on here since people will make it well known and close the hole

If you contact, email me something so i can confirm its you ITT i.e. email me something you're gonna post ITT

Hurry up if you want to know dude
I ain't got all day

Come on nigger, spill the beans we won't report it.

why would you want to live in a third world shithole?

I ain't spilling shit for free
0.5 eth is good enough price

>implying internet is the only thing required to use paypal

The absolute state of biz

At least it’s not actual rape around every corner like where you live now

You open the site and log into your account, are you braindead?

>the rest of the population wouldn't know about it then
You larpers get less and less belivable everyday

>open the site
>sorry this service isn't available in your area
Are you finished or are you done?

You are so fucking retarded and have no clue about how internet connections work that I'm about to fucking burst that aneurysm that I got from all the screaming.