Is this the most underrated (fictional) Veeky Forums character ever?

Is this the most underrated (fictional) Veeky Forums character ever?

Fuck the Wolf of Wallstreet, you should aspire to be this guy.

why cant you just aspire to some one good like an Olympian or a Innovator.
not a scam artist or gun dealer

>olympian
sorry I dont wanna be poor
>Innovator
You're either have the idea or not, you cant "learn" to become an innovator

>Olympian

why would you aspire to be a worthless athlete? Olympics are cancer

An arms dealer makes more money

wrong sir

I don't want to arms deal user, I just wanna fuck high end escorts and stay on the down low when I make it.

To call your self the best in the world at some thing respectable , to be a national hero in your country for at least 2 years or more and if you got a personality that is not a brick you can easy get leverage in creating income though in endorsements/celebrity

This. In that movie, he said no to 2 Nubian queens. Not me, man.

>arms dealer
>gun dealer
It's arms runner.

runner of arms

Fuck that man, they had AIDS.

>you cant learn to become an innovator
damn must be new to the concept of neuroplasticity my dude

If you don't want to be Pat Bateman, you're not living your life correctly.

>Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child could use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars...

Are you saying that I'm a failure if I'm not a soulless psychopath?

>so easy even a child could use it, and they do.
Favorite part of the movie, maybe except his brother's coke binge.

Welcome to the finance board.

>I'm not a soulless psychopath?
Even Trump is one of them. Heck, if you have high morals due conviction and a soft personality you are done in this world.

>soulless

wat

Bateman has a deep love of music, fitness and self improvement

He is all soul

subtle

>soulless
Do not bully Patrick. He's the boy next door. The voice of reason.

Why worry about something that can kill you in 20 years when there are so many things that can kill you tomorrow.

>(fictional)

>nog philosophy 101
no thanks

bro, it's fucking AIDS though
that gross, only nogs and fags have AIDS

gun runner