It's a faggot pen so you would love it...

It's a faggot pen so you would love it. You can use it your fuck your own ass with every day instead of using your hands like usual. It also can be used to write down how long left you have to live since you have the aids virus.

its been in my pooper

>I'll write you a check for 1000k link, all I need is a pen

Not a $2 Xiaomi Pen. Be hard probably

>sminem

This is my pen and you can't have it

Just start the bidding at $0.00...
let the free market do it for you

Do me a favor and write your name down for me would you?

OP: "I can't I need a pen"

I got one right here.

Going once.

I'm going to give you this Swiss Made pen for free. All I ask is that you pay the shipping of 9.99.

Going twice

The front end looks just like a Porsche.

And sold to No one for 0.00 because no one bid. Great free market you got there.

I only have 5 left in the safe and there are currently 3 customers already willing to buy. We wont have another shipment for another 3 months.

I'll throw in the ink for free if you buy it now.

>it's great, you can even do this with it for when you need to beg random anons for DGB

All I need is your CC and we'll have this swiss pen in your pocket today.

Put it in minimalist shell packaging. All white, with the word PEN written black in a bold font, under it put the word pen in Japanese for no good reason other than it will catch people's eye. Sell it for a reasonable price.

BIC won't know what hit em.

>hidden gem
>professional team
>groundbreaking tech
>pumped and will pump again
>huge partnerships incoming
>conference announced
>rumored coinbase listing
>smart money getting in
>whales are accumulating
>institutional investment potential
>top 10 marketcap EOY

What do you look for in a quality pen?

No. I'd rather keep it.

buy this pen user. because theres no nano on this pen

if you buy this pen I'll suck your dick

Wait... you did bring a pen right? There's no computers inside you're gonna need one

en makes you a member of a secret club of men of wealth and taste, if you see another man with this pen he is your brother and you are his. Only the most intelligent and potentially wealthiest are invited. Its their secret. It means you are elite part of the machine that got trump elected, became rich of crypto currency and the .com boom. Do you want to buy this pen or stay a peon faggot? Yes or no and no second chance.