Today is my birthday :D

The other night my girlfriend was telling me how excited she was to go to Benihana’s with me for my birthday tonight. I was excited too, until I heard about Ethercrafts update.

The devs have been hinting at a regional release and have now confirmed it for 10pm PST tonight. If you have been a part of the last releases, then you already know.

They tweeted something in Japanese, not sure what it says but I think it’s a sign of what’s to come

This is a good chance to get in on the ground floor. Do as you wish.
I’m ditching my girlfriend, free Benihana’s, free pussy, on my birthday, so i can be ready right when it goes live. I can’t make this shit up.

Pic below for proof

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Do not fall for his carefully constructed bait post in order to buy his pyramid coin.

Thank you.

Youre gay and you cant deny it

hahahaha... that's PRICELESS! exciting about tonight's release for sure!

>Beni-fucking-hana's
Go to a real teppanyaki grill you pleb

TL: Perfect Red Rose is free, on the house for the next 30 minutes

recommend one then, dingus

I’m open ears

Teach me senpai

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what is this meme?

意味がわからない。教えてくれてありがとう!

Lmfao omg

Fucking thank you user I cried

>commiefornia
fuck off spic

それは通りにOPの爆弾を意味する。 彼はまた、生活のために人々を詐欺しようとします。

Dude im so stoked for the EC release...id skip out on dinner too

I don't speak kuch Japanese but it just says get your hands on the free perfect resource on farmland. Limited 30 minute offer!

Here’s my forehead. There is no diaper, sir

get the fuck off my board, shitskin

>10pm PST tonight
what's that in real american time? (EST)

Refer to my forehead. Kek.

I’m Italian/Irish/Portuguese

I’m a eurofag like most of you

>those creases
Are you Sean Penn?
>I’m Italian/Irish/Portuguese
La creatura...

Lolll no, that’s the ID print

>Portuguese
how's it going tyrone