she just fucking came bucket over BTC on America's most watched show...
>expect it
She just fucking came bucket over BTC on America's most watched show
Ethan Wright
Nicholas Evans
Was this yesterday or today?
Jeremiah Jackson
who is this goblin?
Asher Gomez
rachel maddow, he is on good morning america on cnn
Evan Russell
son, she represent your darkest nightmare
Jayden Adams
again ass blaster was right. Im def going all in on link now
Gavin Ramirez
Ellen DeGeneres Net Worth: $400 Million
$400 million BTC bought between 8500 and 9500. Shills BTC on her show.
coincidence?
Austin Myers
Whew. You think they'll start up on Monday or today?
Josiah Miller
>/ourdyke/
Nolan Flores
probably major today with huge aftermath on Tuesday. Monday is national holidays so banks closed
Adam Howard
Thought he/she/it was on CBS' Sportscenter
Jeremiah Thomas
Who watches that crap? She's not even funny.
Grayson Young
I could see it. I might have to get in on that action.
Isaiah Jackson
over 70 million I'm better than you people
Josiah Ward
fuck this lezzy
Dylan Gutierrez
Kek
Lincoln Clark
>going all in on something, ever
Veeky Forums logic in a nutshell
Luis Wilson
good morning boiler room
Chase Foster
whyu dont you have a seat over there son
Nathaniel Hill
>They didn't call me "Economics Ellen" for nothing
>They called me that because I failed economics
kek that was a good one
Nolan Sanchez
wonder who told her to do that
Gabriel Flores
mainly women.
Xavier Campbell
Before we proceed, let's take a moment to appreciate that a 50+ TV personality whose primary audience is housewives and boomers, with zero knowledge of economics or the crypto market, may be about to swing the price of cryptocurrency radically and irreversibly because once that boomer money is in it very well might stay in.
Jayden Edwards
>influx of money means permanent price increase
Eli Hughes
It means a lot of people buying in who will be sluggish to sell. That has long term implications. It also means that in the eyes of the public bitcoin becomes legitimized by such a mass buy-in. Think publicly traded stocks back in the day.
Brandon Turner
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Colton Scott
>jews attack BTC as worthless
>jews spread lies about how taxes work
>BTC crashes
>jews buy in hard as stupid goyim sell their bags to them at only 6K
>the same jews switch to praising BTC
>price shoots up to 10K
>jews begin to openly worship crypto
>oi vey!
>the only normie-friendly US gateway is having (((problems))) with their (((credit card))) billing?
>guess you can't buy that BTC yet
maybe we could (((regulate))) your problem with a trustworthy crypto (((banking exchange))) instead, you stupid goyim...
Q predicted this.
Lincoln Walker
Sure, that makes more sense, but sounds like December all over again.
Jordan Cruz
No you're thinking of Kipp Olbermann
Brandon Rodriguez
That speculative bubble started out at ~$2,500, and was most likely to cap at $25,000 given past trends. It popped early around $20,000 in large part because of crackdowns on Chinese exchanges. This one is starting at around 10k. We could hit six figures.
Elijah Mitchell
She was funny before she declared herself TV's official lesbian
Jack Long
This dancing dyke is the burger's mascot now? Christ. Thanks for saving crypto, it only cost you your dignity.
Samuel Moore
>I have no idea how this works but im gonna talk about it and compare it to a baby goat
how the FUCK is this funny or relatable in any way
Josiah Jenkins
Ellen is literally retarded
"Bitcoin is like stocks in that if you bought it at one price and it doubled, you doubled your money"
WTF?
ANYTHING IS LIKE THAT IF YOU BUY ANYTHING FOR ONE PRICE AND LATER IT IS WORTH DOUBLE YOU DOUBLED YOUR MONEY
DUMBASS NORMIEE REEEEEEEE GTFO OUT WITH YOUR RETARDED VIEWERS FUFUFUUFUFUFUUUUFUUFUUFUFUUFUF
Luke Richardson
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Jacob Thompson
That's the type of shit normies like user. It's hard for us autistic faggots to grasp I know, like 3d women and working for a living.