ITT: /biz waits

...

*coughs*

"umm anyone know the time?"

*browses Veeky Forums*

Please don't sit across from me; it's very awkward.

*tilt my phone a bit so qtpi can get a glimpse of my kekfolio*

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MOMMMY NOOOOOOOOO

MOMMYY DONT TELL REPLACEMENT DADDY

I WILL GET THE MONEY BACK I SWEAR

MOMMY I SWEAR I PROMISE

MOMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DONT TELL HIM!1 PLEASESEE


ARARGGH DADDY DONT TAKE YOUR BELT OFF

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*scrolls through facebook, memevideo accidently starts playing with sound*

*faps vigorously to futa porn*

>getaloadofthisguy.gif
Amirite user next to me

DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME JOKE??!

time to get a watch you fucking poorfag neet cuck!"

*coughs*
Hmm... let me just...
ah.. c-o-i-n-m-a-r-k-e-t-c-a-p dot com...
wh... what the...

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

MOMMY MOMMY WHERE MY MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*browses /gif/*

*stomach gargles*

*mumbles FAGGOT OP*

Autism: The Thread

*distinguished gentleman leg cross, showing off my tom fords*
*meme mind bubble* "I really hope qtpi grill notices me, maybe if I show meme TA lines on my screen she'll think I'm doing something important"

what are we waiting for

no one would have the guts to sit next to that qt

>t-thats me
(｡>﹏

*so many fucked up looking anons in here*

*Attempt a silent fart, ends up rippling against the seat*

*crack open a beer*
*PLOP*

*yells at phone* when is it going to fucking crash?! I sold at 6k, anons, I...

*turns to guy next to me*

"All in link."

Im waiting for a LINK dump
Not sure it will happen after todays consolidation, but I hope to grab smore of this delicious token

*listens to high pitch pajeeta screeching over bongo music so loud entire room can hear through overpriced headphones*

*sit down*
*Restless Legs Syndrome starts*

When will the next dip happen lads? I need to buy some ETH but not when it's going sideways like this.