When was the last time you made a thread that got over 300 posts? me never

fuck, there's a good movie script somewhere in there

never use an image more interesting than your post
unless that was your plan all along

>implying you can't help more lives than one with 18 billion dollars.

Niggerfuck

I make height and penis size bait threads on Veeky Forums all the time that routinely get over 200 replies.

Like catching fish in a barrel with grenades

Ill smash the bastard in 1 second then ill use 1 billion to make shelters around and clean my conscience if you say no you are a 100% certified DOC retard and im a dog owner

evil
but necessary evil

every time i post something pol related in /v/ it gets 300+ replies in no time but usually gets deleted

i'll step on that puppy for free

Only when I post some real baity shit. Gl faggot

Doesn't specify I have to harm the puppy. Pet it with the bottom of my foot. Pay up.

This is why we need LINK to solve the oracle problem

I dunno, after I make a tread I hide it

i wont step on the puppy no matter what. this must be a test from God.

>step on the puppy

No fine print, I'd step on its tail. All the fucking money and none of the fucking guilt.

i would step on the puppy but only if using every single cent of that money to better the lives of other puppies. god would understand

I like the cut of your jib.

Personally, this too, but you could use some of the money to help strays and shelters, maybe make a big ad campaign for rehoming animals and also set up a fund to pay for free neutering of dogs to create less strays. You could also make another media campaign that tells everyone there are only two kinds of people who get pitbulls: criminals and idiots.

Pair that with the fact you could easily smash the puppy's tiny head in one swift stomp and it wouldn't feel much of anything, and you're faced with a moral dilemma as you could clearly reduce animals' suffering with the money. I smashed a baby bird's head with a rock once, it was a totally not cool experience. There were 3 naked fresh hatched baby birds on the sidewalk, one was dead already and ants were streaming in and out of its mouth. The ants hadn't found the other two yet, so I had a choice to make. I smooshed the one and it was terrible, so I just put the other one on a windowsill to die of exposure. Better than death by ants.

i'd do it for $50 if there were no repercussions and nobody knew to nag me about it.

i'd smash puppers until i made it, senpai

...

I've made 15 race bait threads on /pol/ and everytime they got well over 300 post. Never fails.
t. polack

it works here, too. the amount of newfag reddits that want to argue that niggers are human is never ending

It makes sense to do it really, you could spend 17.9 billion saving every fucking dog in the world and still be rich as fuck.

That being said, I don't know if I could actually go through with it. I think I could, but I don't know...

if ever you go to Africa there's niggers there that are literally dumb as rocks trust me

I'd vivisect a puppy for no remuneration.

I would step on it and smash it to a pulp for that money.

Made a thread on Veeky Forums about eggs being overrated.

idk probably a couple months ago when i made a blacked bait thread on pol

I'd step on the tail if possible, if not then yeah, I'd curbstomop it as hard as possible to hopefully make it quick. But I'd do all kinds of shit for that money.

As for have I made threads with over 300? Yes. Shit loads of them, a lot of the I'll end up making some of the general/game threads on /sp/, I've gotten a couple on /b/ with the taxmaster or ultragiganigga, /pol/ is pretty easy to do as well. Also occasionally on /d/ and /aco/ because I'm a fat degenerate that likes dicks on his 2d girls so long as they also have a pussy.

>/aco/
AAHHHAHAHA AHAHAHAH
WHATTHEFUCK
AAHHH
I just went there for the FIRST time ever
They've got a fucking thread with cartoons farting.
/gas general/ or some shit
What a bunch of fucking total loser
AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jesus Christ where do these new Sminem's keep coming from? Is he literally Deux Ex Machina?

Yeah, and I'd kill anyone else you offer that deal to, so I can step on their puppy for them and take the money.

>RULES:
>Don't post art that isn't of decent quality.
>Keep up the variety.
FUCKING "RULES"

LOL

Only a couple of threads I stick to, that's not one of them.

I essentially would like a monopoly on this whole puppy stepping industry. It seems quite profitable.

>he hasnt authored multiple highly successful threads

Not all your threads are gonna max out but you get a feel for what gets responses the more you post.

Yeah right whatever you sick fuck AAHHAHA AHAHAH I bet u draw them too. Draw us all a wojak farting or a sminem brap.

i got 600 in a thread over at /g/ but those soyboys are pretty easy to rustle

I bet you get off to real disgusting shit. Like hand holding. Or naked women... Smiling.

Lord almighty, her goodies are divine

ASMR marshmallow eating

>Stepping on a dog magically creates wealth to help more lives

You really don't know how economies work do you?

Kek

almost every day

many day in row

youtube.com/watch?v=EOYZRiupPcU&t=550
:P :P don't knock it till u tried it :P :P

lol

I tried to make pro-manlet threads back in 2013 and the mods deleted them every time. There would be like 5+ manlet shaming threads and I would post pics and examples of successful manlets. From Vegeta, to Messi, to Hitler and Stalin. They were quite successful, but short lived.

i would step on the puppy and smear it into pulp for 20 bucks

When I posted this on /b/ about 5 years ago.

>weird barrel-shaped body
>waist is wider than hips/ass
>no ass
>uneven tits
>even slathered in make up can't hide her monkey maw
Yeah, not thanks.

you almost cut me there with those trips

Is asked such a question while no intent of running with the scenario found, then one should make the most convincing display of doing the morally correct thing. you gain from that and sincerity is not needed.

If the situation occurs for real, the I'd squash the pupper because I indirectly do much horrible shit to farm animals.

I'd stomp that puppy into paste and all in link

bulldogs are peaceful as you dolt
they were bred as family dogs

I'm gonna help you user, as long as you upvote me and give me Veeky Forums gold

Kill dog
Get money
Spend some of money to save thousands of dogs lives

There you go, it's now the correct ethical choice

I used to make communism generals on /pol/, gaurenteed 400+ every time

I would kill my own family for 18 billion dollars. A fucking pupply? Lmao.

That's because some Spanish cunt always bumped them.

>abos
>human
Shit image.

18 billion dollars? Goddammit you could resurrect Freud and have him help you with your problems with that money.

one time I was playing basketball at a friends birthday party and the ball went through the hoop and smooshed their little dog. it just sat in the corner shaking for hours and everyone at the party hated me for the rest of the day.

Did he died

Literally yesterday on /pol/. Never on biz.

I made one on /b/ like 8 years ago asking people to describe their dads