HAHAHA JEW LAYWERS GET KEKED

HAHAHA JEW LAYWERS GET KEKED

>Bitcoin
>Not the privacy coins
Fuck the media is still so goddamn retarded

I'd rather lose everything in a crash than let a roastie get even 20% of it.

I'm a lawyer and I'm not a Jew. Your fucking Bincoins need to fucking crash.

HEPHEPHEPHEPHEP

Jump off a building you bottom feeding nigger

If even traceable bitcoin is a nightmare for them, imagine what Monero or Bitcoin Private will be...

Or you can move to Italy, where divorce laws are not retarded

>be me
>married a bitch whore who cheated on me
>hide my assets in this "bitcorn" currency
>it's currently $20,000 a coin so put my $200,000 so that whore doesn't get half
>the divorce is finalised and what little assets we had in the house are split between us
>bet that bitch was hoping for a payday
>almost immdedely my bitcorns start to lose value but hopeful it will recover
>it doesn't
>crashing to as low as $6000 a coin
>mfw I should have just given that whore half my money.

Just hold you fucking retard

>currently 10k
>can sell for -50% loss
>would have lost half from roastie anyways
i dont see a problem here

It was worth it to keep her from getting free money you dumb fucker! Just hold for a while, and don't give a woman legal entitlement to your assets next time.

rope yourself and fuck you filthy nigger, you make your living off of lying

>Giving money to a cheating whore
Kys you absolute cuck

That's part of the risk. Yeah, you'll probably lose some of your funds (less than 50%), or maybe even not, if we're lucky, but even in the worst case it's still worth it.

It would probably be a good idea to cash out part of your coins right now so that you get some remuneration for your suffering, and hold the rest.

>BOOMERS

Also, I recommend that everyone learn about BitShares (BitUSD). It's like Tether, but decentralized. An old-school crypto. You can keep your money in BitUSD if you're afraid of a bitcoin crash to avoid situations like that.

fuck the jews buy israel out

>yfw you realize crypto is the (illegal) solution to getting around alimony

holy shit

kek kek kek kek kek kek kek kek

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>tfw a parasitic lawyer class will GO EXTINCT because btc will deny them the ability to drain funds with government approval for a fee

holy fuck

bitcoin to one zillion

>Giving credibility to any major news outlet.

>makes fun of others
>is worse than a jew
>is a lawyer
your opinions dont matter

>mfw roasties leech wealth from men in welfare and gibs
>mfw roasties then go on to divorce men and take half their earnings
>Mfw if men fail to pay they end up in jail
>mfw crypto will liberate men from the roastie scourge
>mfw men can freely interact with women, fuck them, or marry them and take next to no risk
>mfw men can hide their money from government nu-male white knights who want to hand gibs to roasties and niggers
>Mfw Sexbots are coming down the line
>mfw Roasties are eternally BTFO, toastie, and it's OVER for them
>mfw the libertarian male paradise is coming

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It'll recover this year you impatient fug

Let's not forget that LINK means immutable smart contract pre-nups.

We were talking about this ages ago you fucking slowpokes.

You forgot about virtual reality possibly even full drop down the line. But even current day VR is surprisingly good when you want to interact with some anime hotties.

I still need to buy one. Are they all equivalent in terms of tech?

They'll just make it legal to torture the password out of you.

Am I missing a meme where we all respond legitimately to an obvious LARP?

or is Veeky Forums really this stupid.

You misspelled Etherium

I saw this on the BBC LMAO

However sophisticated they are in 2018 is irrelevant. Well cash out with min tax through privacy coins somewhere in the 2030s.

Crypto is gonna hit the welfare state like a ton of bricks.

Even as a wife, I love this. People are entitled to their own money. Don't marry someone who you can't trust.

trans doesn't count, but congrats on a reasonable statement.

you know the rules.... tits or gtfo

I love women but the balance seriously needs to re-adjust
The first time I see a landwhale sperg out because a pale autist picks a sex doll over her will be a landmark in humanity

t. happily married chad

Gold digger roasties getting FUCKED hahaha.

No alimony for you cunts

this will be spun around as another attack against women. crypto investors will be branded as misogynists for robbing golddiggers of their hard earned 50%

user if your not Larping, just Hold we are going back up and 2018 is going to do wonders to Crypto. I am moving in with a grill soon, and I am hiding some Crypto in cold storage in case things go South. Anons always have a Plan B .