Hello, Veeky Forums.
You may have noticed a large number of ethpyramid.io threads recently. You may have been wondering why the pajeet shilling and autistic screeching about this insane scheme have continued.
This is because our aims lie far beyond Veeky Forums.
We are creating a monument to human stupidity, foolishness, and greed, where the weak are dashed against the contempt of the strong.
But we need your help.
This may very well be your last chance to get in so early. If you choose not to spread these links, others will - and you will be left behind. This is not a complete list. Arabic, Hindi, and Japanese translations are on the way. The pyramid has live Adwords, VKontakte, and Veeky Forums advertisement campaigns. You're the smart money we want in here first to create FOMO for others.
The following links are our current translations:
>CHINESE
ethpyramid.io
>FRENCH
ethpyramid.io
>GERMAN
ethpyramid.io
>KOREAN
ethpyramid.io
>SPANISH
ethpyramid.io
>RUSSIAN
ethpyramid.io
Spread these links to every corner of the globe. Twitter, YouTube, Reddit, Pajeet's loo - wherever the stupid will find it and buy in. Contact the media. Make a scene. Shit yourself in Walmart and scream that Daddy Norsefire made you do it. But, above all, ensure that you say that this is getting bigger by the second. Ensure you say that the pyramid will stand forever. This ride does not stop. But you, the lucky few, can get on before everybody else.
Only you can choose to profit from this, but rest assured that someone will spread these links far and wide, and make an incredible profit all the while.
It's your choice, Veeky Forums. But the train is now leaving the station.
This is going to be the greatest pyramid scheme ever created, and this is your final chance to be at the top of the pyramid.
Get in, or stay poor.
